👋Goodbye everybody. It has been fun.
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I have had it confirmed on finally opening an envelope from Professor Peaches McNab who had worked with the explorer Gene Savoy in northern Peru. It was there, in the the ruins of Chuquipalta, that Gene stumbled across Manco Nesbitt's(the Sun God) stools that had been cast into a ditch.The "treasure" was found on one of the explorer's digs.... Which in itself is strange as all his human garbage was supposed to have consigned to a flaming end by his retainers.One can only imagine that he had eaten a nasty curry.
The Mayan calendar has prophesied the end of the world as tomorrow but this Incan find has given the same date (only 2hours separate the two dates!) and suddenly the portent rings true. So goodbye to you good people. If the impossible happens and we are all still here tomorrow, please disregard this farewell message. -
See you tomorrow my good man.
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Did you not read my thread, you foolish imbecile?! 😾
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
Why yes, my good man. A tipple in the burnt embers of The Beagle's Hand perchance? Then on to the rubble of the Valhalla to see Geoff followed by a round at The Gutsy Garter. Tell Charlie that Holly Willoughby will be there and I'll see if Rudge can read her stool. ..... We might catch a hen party while we're there which brings a question up- why is a hen party a hen party and a stag party not a cock party. Ahh, forget it. Idle musings.See you tomorrow my good man.
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♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
Tell it to Peaches.Did you not read my thread, you foolish imbecile?! 😾
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false.
regardless, farewell and i wish you the best. -
The end of the world is tomorrow? Why wasn't I informed?......I've got a nice piece of steak out for tomorrow,this is just typical! Theres a decent documentary on dry stone walling at 8:00pm will I have time to watch this or will I have to sky+ this if the catastrophic,blowy up type stuff happens to the earth.
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Oh if this does happen,nice knowing you vish and everyone,lets hope those cheeky rascals the mayans are just having a laugh.....if its not true,there joke was a step too far
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💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 wrote:
..... Are you saying dearest Rudge that you can't probe a stool at The Garter tomorrow? Say 5ish. It would be of great interest to the coin collector's club who are to make bets on the result.The end of the world is tomorrow? Why wasn't I informed?......I've got a nice piece of steak out for tomorrow,this is just typical! Theres a decent documentary on dry stone walling at 8:00pm will I have time to watch this or will I have to sky+ this if the catastrophic,blowy up type stuff happens to the earth.
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i wonder if REM is playing a show tomorrow... that would be a bit perfect.
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GreenPhoeni/x/ wrote:
False!? Which part? You think Peaches may have stealthily dropped the nuggets under the cover of night?false.
regardless, farewell and i wish you the best. -
Hang on vish,let me check the diary....2x toilet visits,season the steak,re-check documentary time,clothes in washer (taking into account potential end of the world),make sure the dog is fed....can't have him dying on an empty stomach.
Busy day mate but should be able to prod the plop,ill bring a 6 pack of lager to brightened the mood....damn the Mayans -
Vish if you don't make it I plan to still be here so is it wrong for me to take some of your turf on Saturday? Just asking.
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💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 wrote:
Ahh yes. Ever ones for their pranks - "Honey, they've just sacrificed your mom but on the plus side, here are her entrails", one wag might have said as he dropped some llama sausages on the table.Oh if this does happen,nice knowing you vish and everyone,lets hope those cheeky rascals the mayans are just having a laugh.....if its not true,there joke was a step too far
Savoy did find from some scratchings on a latrine wall as well as - "if you want a good time, call in to the "Tikum-Takum" and ask for Solslurpy"..... This might have been a jibe against a local hetman's grandmother. -
La tortuga wrote:
No, very decent of you my friend but you can never fully trust the integrity or art of turd reading ....... which hopefully means we might just still be around. But thanks my friend!Vish if you don't make it I plan to still be here so is it wrong for me to take some of your turf on Saturday? Just asking.
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💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 wrote:
Excellent! Party is on so. Hope it's not that Dutch Gold slop Rudge. If it is, feck it, we'll guzzle it down over the wafting fumes of the poo.Hang on vish,let me check the diary....2x toilet visits,season the steak,re-check documentary time,clothes in washer (taking into account potential end of the world),make sure the dog is fed....can't have him dying on an empty stomach.
Busy day mate but should be able to prod the plop,ill bring a 6 pack of lager to brightened the mood....damn the Mayans -
FYI There is some Aztec blood in my family and we think the Mayans were just the crazy neighbors. So we plan to be here next week. No worries. 👍😱😱
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You know this is all bullshit, right?
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TrueKillaz wrote:
No, inca-shit.You know this is all bullshit, right?
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Because I plan to play football with my dad tomarrow and no dead persons calendar is gonna stop tht.💀📆🏈
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La tortuga wrote:
Wow! Would like to hear about that. I recently had some results from a DNA test done. Some results.... 24% Berber/Spanish blood from my mother's side and 100% from the first wave of settlers to Ireland on my father's side. Of course there was a lot more said but just wanted to say that I find this topic most interesting.Perhaps you be so good as to share your story with us at some stage.Would be a good idea for a thread. Cheers!FYI There is some Aztec blood in my family and we think the Mayans were just the crazy neighbors. So we plan to be here next week. No worries. 👍😱😱
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Now I'm even more upset,just seen there's a 2 part documentary on the rise and rise of timmy mallett followed by a special educational drug documentary on timmy mallets mallet about its terrible Valium habit.....this is on Saturday,down with the Mayans....oh their not here anymore *sigh*
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vishbume wrote:
Wow! You have confirmed Fair Folk blood? Or was it Neandrathal?La tortuga wrote:
Wow! Would like to hear about that. I recently had some results from a DNA test done. Some results.... 24% Berber/Spanish blood from my mother's side and 100% from the first wave of settlers to Ireland on my father's side. Of course there was a lot more said but just wanted to say that I find this topic most interesting.Perhaps you be so good as to share your story with us at some stage.Would be a good idea for a thread. Cheers!FYI There is some Aztec blood in my family and we think the Mayans were just the crazy neighbors. So we plan to be here next week. No worries. 👍😱😱
Oh, wait, you probably meant first human wave...
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dont leave vish'
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Does this date include leap years?
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Does this mean I'm getting a "Cannot attend" return slip for the hunting of pornographic paraphernalia in the woods down by Knotty Ash tomorrow?
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vishbume wrote:
the part about everything you said. i cant get more specific without leaving something out.GreenPhoeni/x/ wrote:
False!? Which part? You think Peaches may have stealthily dropped the nuggets under the cover of night?false.
regardless, farewell and i wish you the best. -
Charlie Seiga wrote:
I'm just filling mine out now together with a 70's style naughty Christmas card with the pictured folk who have extremely hairy areas and a santa hat placed somewhere rude 🍆.Does this mean I'm getting a "Cannot attend" return slip for the hunting of pornographic paraphernalia in the woods down by Knotty Ash tomorrow?
Might take the missus presents back seeing as Christmas is cancelled and throw the money in the air like some lottery winner....it won't look all that amazing seeing as I only spent 20 quid -
Charlie Seiga wrote:
Huh, I've been checking the mailbox and have not seen the invite??? When were they sent?Does this mean I'm getting a "Cannot attend" return slip for the hunting of pornographic paraphernalia in the woods down by Knotty Ash tomorrow?
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Farewell Vish and all.... Unless we are here tomorrow...
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Oh, I'll shall not miss that. Certainly shan't miss that! I was impressed with last year's event and was much stimulated by the friendliness of the local girls; the vivacity of their attitudes was noteworthy and I feel it's loss in my pocket still. The only shadow on the event was cast by the discovery of a diddyman whose head was made an unhealthy sulphur yellow colour from ingested gels and lubes.He had been discovered by a wandering stag and great indignities had been visited upon him. Steam yet came from his ears as he recounted his merry tale. We listened,entranced, as he told us of the episode and scraped slime out of his lank hair.He had endured despair,joy,chills,burning,insults and pangs of apprehension.... and much more with the beast being insatiable.
Nevertheless,he failed to answer the question on all our lips:"Did you take the lube before or after seeing the stag?".He merely fixed us with a glare of idiotic intensity and the expression distorting his mug was a more than adequate response.
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