👋Goodbye everybody. It has been fun.
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Hyena wrote:
Gerry the WWII carrier pigeon had it wrapped and strapped to the left leg. It was tiny and encoded so it was easy enough to miss I guess.Charlie Seiga wrote:
Huh, I've been checking the mailbox and have not seen the invite??? When were they sent?Does this mean I'm getting a "Cannot attend" return slip for the hunting of pornographic paraphernalia in the woods down by Knotty Ash tomorrow?
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Vish, if we're both dead as doornails tomorrow, let's plan to meet up in a years time at some central location to discuss the finer points of the quirks of the universe. That will allow plenty of time for reconnecting with our families and hitting on historical figures (bet I can bag Harriet Tubman before you can hit Joan d'Arc). Ill be waiting at the central point of wherever or whatever is waiting for us after we sleep for the final time. I'll be wearing the t-shirt that says "My grandmother died in the apocalypse and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt". ✌
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Vish ol buddy. See you tomorrow. In this life or the next. I'll be sitting with khal wearing a similar t shirt. Mine will say "after life's a bitch. Then you die. Again." ✌✊
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I'd just like to add that if this does occur and I end up in the afterlife and happen to come into contact with a Mayan chief who with a cheeky grin mutters the words "told you so",I'm going to have to give him a swift back hander.
I'd rather not know and enjoy my steak before explosions,fire,imploding etc ensues.
Seeing as you two will be trying it on with those bints,ill have a bash at cleopatra....heard she's a right minx -
What about double loot week? Is it canceled. I hope not. Let's reschedule the end of the world for later?
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My dear buddy vish... Yet again i have to save you and show you the real truth....
ITS A FINLAY SCEME!!!!
Im sorry to say this in this way vish, and i can imagine you might be a little shocked, but its the truth... 😖
Havent you noticed on Your favorite beers and snacks? The expire date goes well beyond today?
Havent you seen the movies that are to come out in 2013?
What about the plans that multiple governements have set out to be u dertaken in 2013??See vish, they have worked and worked very hard, that finlay scum, to decieve you. To put you on the wrong track. To make you think about your last days you would spend... And in the process, losening your grip on their throats...
I just hope for all our sakes that im not to late by showing you this...
You need not to fear, you got plenty of time to "toy" some more with them scumbags.
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👆 Fartex,dear friend, are you suggesting that Peaches is a Finlay and doesn't allow herself to be bathed,since infancy, for fear of rinsing away a unique personal grease which,pools inside her belly-button and oozes from her pores,is a source for the production of after-eight mints!?
You have left me with much to consider. -
6:44 December 21
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🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 wrote:
It has begun. Triple scrambled egg to fortify meselfsies for breakfast. It'll be back to the powdered shite tomorrow.6:44 December 21
It has begun -
vishbume wrote:
Well I'm getting myself some donuts and Mt. Dew. For all I know it could be my last meal. Cheers🍻🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 wrote:
It has begun. Triple scrambled egg to fortify meselfsies for breakfast. It'll be back to the powdered shite tomorrow.6:44 December 21
It has begun -
🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 wrote:
Far better victuals.Cheers buddy.vishbume wrote:
Well I'm getting myself some donuts and Mt. Dew. For all I know it could be my last meal. Cheers🍻🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 wrote:
It has begun. Triple scrambled egg to fortify meselfsies for breakfast. It'll be back to the powdered shite tomorrow.6:44 December 21
It has begun
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