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Dear Turfwars, just dropping you a few short lines, as I am yet again sitting on the throne.I have gone from 2 daily visits to more than 12 in any given day.Why?,you may ask. Well,you see,the missus won't let me punch codes in peace nor frequent the forums without worldly distractions.I fear that my good wife suspects me of having some sort of intestinal trouble or something else quite sordid even.
Then there's the circular colours.Fleeting blues,salmon tints,murky browns,laser reds and dreaming purples.Circles deepening to copper,tincture of cadmium yellow powder set in a suffusion of alizarin red and warmed through maroon to ruby,and the smallest of blots become peppered sea-blue.
Some as shooting tendrils across the map like a comet with its celestial trail in reverse.
Peader Dignam.... -
Vish love, you should probably stop eating crayons or visit the doctor. 😜
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Queen Nicole wrote:
Would explain the intestinal issue! 😊Vish love, you should probably stop eating crayons or visit the doctor. 😜
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p.s: I'm looking and auditioning people for the upcoming films and series and will let you know how that goes.
Kisses and moonbeams,
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Pretty soon your wife will start to think you are having an affair vish... The now more frequent visits to the outhouse, you making sure you got youre (im guessing here) iphone with you...
You know... Them females (no disrespect intended!), they do t need much to start making assumptions...Whilst a very valid reason for you might be, blaming it on them darn gorilla fingers,that get stuck by the nails, yer missus might not buy into that...
So i would suggest you to start proceeding with a bit of caution...(did i just have a brainfart? Or was it fart for brains?... 😳😳😳)
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FreeMason is seen as an ideal actor for our sword and sandals epic.He,if he decides to accept,will be the centurion at the end of a fustuarium with his staff (animadversio fustium) on hand to castigate noob wrongdoers.These will of course go through over 3 hours of this 185 minute long film being flogged and stoned by well meaning volunteer players.
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An affair with many who charge Don points for extra pleasures Fartex!😄
I feel a coward and a bit of a cad. I told Charlie Siega that I was sitting in front of a lad in the underground who had huge blackheads on his greasy nose,chin and cheeks.He was listening to something on his personal stereo and I imagined getting a pair of rulers to aid me in squeezing them out 6 to a dozen at a time. I pictured the drooping yellow heads half extracted on his face. Charlie dared me to do so. I didn't act on this sage dare and feel, somehow, that I have let Charlie down and myself more importantly that lad.😔The image still haunts and festers.
On another note, you Fartex shall appear in a romantic pastiche.You shall be the understudy to the man who is cleaning doggy poop off the green in Phoenix park just behind the lead actors at the start of the flick. Great big turtle heads and gorilla fingers! -
Ah, what a wonderful thing to envisage before I get ready for work. Such a picturesque scene to behold upon the imagination of a boy who's nose is ready to erupt like Mount Vesuvius on the quiet town of Pompeii. I'm quite disappointed that you did not take upon Charlie's dare Vish. A sturdy garden hoe might have finished the job well for the poor fella.
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Peppered sea-blue??? Thats... Awesome. We needs photographs please, Vish. Immediately.
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S: I find it strange how a certain color, dear to me, wasn't mentioned whatsoever.
Oh. I see what you did...
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Just explain to the missus that you prefer to have spotless internal pipes and requires multiple visits to the porcelain plop collector.take a leaf out of my book and make the toilet area home from home with flat screen tv,foot rest and tea and coffee making facilities....nothing better than 'laying cable' with a relaxed atmosphere and minimal thrusting.
Playing this Turf wars app thingy whilst relieving ones self in a comfortable environment is definately the way forward.....fact -
I see to recall fair Vish that the blackhead incident of October left you a little shaken. Mainly as you not only denied my suggestions towards the cloggy-poured traveller, you also revoked any other idea towards it.
I would also like to enrole in any acting class you may provide. I see myself as a hybrid Ollie Reid/Russell Brand/Biggins character in anything you may have to offer dear fellow.
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A Psychological horror,our next film currently in production stars Charlie Siega as an innocent man minding his own business in the women's lingerie department when he is set upon by a gang of incensed bikers hell bent on starting a nuclear war.Charlie and Suga, his trusty leper sidekick,are captured and forced to watch the entire series of "Rainbow" by his evil arch nemisis,played by the wonderful UltraViolet,whose donkey Trigger and Olga,the postlady,offer the love interest.
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Hey!!!! How dare you!!!
I am never just "minding my own business" in the lingerie department.It's more of a perverse snooping than anything else. I'm not allowed back in M&S since I was turned down to be a bra fitter.
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Those are wise words indeed my friend ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ.
"Turd time lucky",is a slapstick, screwball, black comedy that promises to have cinemagoers laughing out loud and spewing over each other.Rudge,on a one man quest to void in one hundred 5-star hotels in less than 24 hours, must resist the temptations of a rich oil magnate who wishes to stretch cling film across the latrines of the land.Rudge just about manages to stay one step ahead in this riotous caper of lust,ambition,greed and compassion.This burlesque masterpiece will not leave you unmoved.Imagine Caddyshack meets Mission Impossible and you have the idea. -
Charlie Seiga wrote:
Ahh Charles, there! there is a good plot to any half decent made for t.v film or even a series.Take joy in your work I say. I can see the opening scene: a flustered clerk walks around with upturned hands holding imaginary balls,ever mindful of the import of his job and doing his dirty best to burn the images he has seen already that day in case his memory card had maxed out. Running hither and titter for the right size bra for Miss Melissa.Scratches head, Darn it, got to go take the measurements again.... And off he goes with a lolling tongue and so forth. It'll have a happy ending.Hey!!!! How dare you!!!
I am never just "minding my own business" in the lingerie department.It's more of a perverse snooping than anything else. I'm not allowed back in M&S since I was turned down to be a bra fitter.
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GreenPhoeni/x/ wrote:
Beams of claret,turgid oranges,topaz, rich magentas and radiant green pinioned buttons.S: I find it strange how a certain color, dear to me, wasn't mentioned whatsoever.
Oh. I see what you did...
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Currently casting for a role in a sci-fi.Players needed.
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🔫 friend, there is much to what you say. The trusty hoe has much merit but may be ungainly in crowded areas.
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Sign me up Vish I'll gladly play the awkward almost nerdy yank that gets bullied by the cool Brits whenever they feel the need to....😊
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I can play any role you got.
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I am an accomplished actor and very good looking, I could be a lead.
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The casting agent uses unorthodox methods to choose the right actor.He could skulk for up to a week in order to find and capture the right couple. Then,he'll make much bluster about the times we live in, youths gone mad,etc as he kindles a fire.He toasts some morsels of meat and promises to turn the legs of one into jelly,while daintily sucking his fingers on one hand and negligently cracking a hyssop stick with the other.He asks them a question or two.On getting his answer,he'll carole and spring over the fire in puzzlement as to how the couple came to be before him and in such a state! He has divinely chosen RSXJR,Bruenor and Shrinut for the following films:
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Firstly RSXJR, to be an actor means sacrifice but the rewards are many albeit subjective.
Would you be sweet on the idea of limb removal? The design team reckon they can get your trunk and head into a droid based on R2D2 from Star Wars fame but infinitely more fun-filled and with more lights.Before you say no,my friend, let me tell you that the chances to get into any war, horror,slasher,comedy film would be increased 100 fold. -
Shrinut,Fabian,our star scout, says that you would make a great stunt cock for Ron Jeremy.
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An interesting story of bravery against the odds,this film climaxes when a group of stormtroopers are lined up before the Emperor who had discovered that ET was one of their number. He commands that ET declare himself. This is where one trooper takes a step forward,removes his mask and speaks,"I'm ET".... (This brave trooper played by Bruenor)...The scene is charged and you can almost smell the tension.
Finally,after much scuffling and debate, ET is outed only moments later. He is sent to the taxidermist and Bruenor gets potato peeling duty until the end of the film. -
I'm good for full frontal and heavy petting scenes. Even of the harvesting nature if needed. 👍
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If you cast me in something, it needs to be historical fiction with plenty of ass shots. Something along the lines of Robin Hood vs Abraham Lincoln: The Debates.
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
Appropriate enough brother Knight in that you are to star as the "Knight" in our cultural classic "The Seventh Seal 💯".I'm good for full frontal and heavy petting scenes. Even of the harvesting nature if needed. 👍
Not only have we added to the title but also developed and deepened the story so that we could incorporate more easily the bouncing tit shots of girls playing on the beach, as you play chess against Death. -
ᏦᎻᎪᏞ, you shall star as Michel Ney, most celebrated of Napoleon's marshals. Sitting atop your horse, you are oblivious to the explosions all around your person.... Camera zooms out as you lead your adoring troops to the enemy holed up in the city of Rome. The Emperor Alexius V bursts out of the gates with an entourage of Zulus, Valerian guards, Aztecs and Mongols.You,mindful of the potential great loss to life challenge Alexius to fisticuffs. With the music of Star Trek fight soundtrack sounding in our ears you both circle each other and come to blows. Cue the ripping off of shirts exposing much flesh.Finally you stand over his cowarding form and manage to exact a peace that will last for over a million years only broken by the advent of the Second World War.Here your great great great... Grandson, played by yourself dukes it out with Hitler and douses him with petrol.
A masterful film made not only to entertain but to educate. -
Vanishing post!
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