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• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Dec 7, 2012

  Bro, I'm there. 😄
• Visɧɓuɱe Dec 7, 2012

  ⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:

  Bro, I'm there. 😄
  

  Magic! Sugar,candy and treacle heaped onto honey that cloys the tongue!
• 🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Dec 7, 2012

  vishbume wrote:

  ᏦᎻᎪᏞ, you shall star as Michel Ney, most celebrated of Napoleon's marshals. Sitting atop your horse, you are oblivious to the explosions all around your person.... Camera zooms out as you lead your adoring troops to the enemy holed up in the city of Rome. The Emperor Alexius V bursts out of the gates with an entourage of Zulus, Valerian guards, Aztecs and Mongols.
  ✂
  Cue the ripping off of shirts exposing much flesh.Finally you stand over his cowarding form and manage to exact a peace that will last for over a million years only broken by the advent of the Second World War.Here your great great great... Grandson, played by yourself dukes it out with Hitler and douses him with petrol.
  A masterful film made not only to entertain but to educate.
  

  This. This is art. 😥👍

  Beautiful. And a million years of peace, to boot.
• Charlie Seiga Dec 7, 2012

  I've managed to arrange a meeting with Chas & Dave for my soundtrack if that's ok Vish.

  It was difficult getting them both in the same room but I managed for Saturday at 3pm down at the "Hare n' Snatch" pub if your able to pop along?

  No mention of snooker, being loopy about something or that time you dated Dave's niece. She still ain't right after that.
• Visɧɓuɱe Dec 7, 2012

  Charlie Seiga wrote:

  I've managed to arrange a meeting with Chas & Dave for my soundtrack if that's ok Vish.

  It was difficult getting them both in the same room but I managed for Saturday at 3pm down at the "Hare n' Snatch" pub if your able to pop along?

  No mention of snooker, being loopy about something or that time you dated Dave's niece. She still ain't right after that.
  

  Excellent Charlie. The music can maketh the movie.I can listen now to their moody music as your eyes meet the beautiful love interest in a taxi driving past the Eiffel Tower.
  That bar... em, is that the one in Cutbush?
• Charlie Seiga Dec 7, 2012

  The very same. Just off Beaver Street.
• 🚲🍊Far Side🍊🚲 Dec 7, 2012

  I've stationed myself there whilst working on a new screenplay, "A Clitorical for Clapowitz". How timely to see you there; I need some help with the nonmetrical chants I've created.
• Visɧɓuɱe Dec 11, 2012

  👆PG rating.
• SkyTheLimit Dec 11, 2012

  Yu cannot hav sci-fi wthowt SkyTheLimit! Tho i admit that blackhead thng made me barf a littl
• Visɧɓuɱe Dec 11, 2012

  SkyTheLimit wrote:

  Yu cannot hav sci-fi wthowt SkyTheLimit! Tho i admit that blackhead thng made me barf a littl
  

  So blackheads are off the agenda... emmm...Sara, how do you feel about Klingons?😄
• SkyTheLimit Dec 11, 2012

  vishbume wrote:

  SkyTheLimit wrote:

  Yu cannot hav sci-fi wthowt SkyTheLimit! Tho i admit that blackhead thng made me barf a littl
  

  So blackheads are off the agenda... emmm...Sara, how do you feel about Klingons?😄

  Ar thos th same as dinglberys?
• Visɧɓuɱe Dec 11, 2012

  SkyTheLimit wrote:

  vishbume wrote:

  SkyTheLimit wrote:

  Yu cannot hav sci-fi wthowt SkyTheLimit! Tho i admit that blackhead thng made me barf a littl
  

  So blackheads are off the agenda... emmm...Sara, how do you feel about Klingons?😄

  Ar thos th same as dinglberys?

  😂 🙌💃🙏
• Visɧɓuɱe Dec 11, 2012

  Skythelimit is in the J. M. Dillard star trek novel "Resistance".She plays all the roles.
• Visɧɓuɱe Dec 11, 2012

  🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:

  vishbume wrote:

  ᏦᎻᎪᏞ, you shall star as Michel Ney, most celebrated of Napoleon's marshals. Sitting atop your horse, you are oblivious to the explosions all around your person.... Camera zooms out as you lead your adoring troops to the enemy holed up in the city of Rome. The Emperor Alexius V bursts out of the gates with an entourage of Zulus, Valerian guards, Aztecs and Mongols.
  ✂
  Cue the ripping off of shirts exposing much flesh.Finally you stand over his cowarding form and manage to exact a peace that will last for over a million years only broken by the advent of the Second World War.Here your great great great... Grandson, played by yourself dukes it out with Hitler and douses him with petrol.
  A masterful film made not only to entertain but to educate.
  

  This. This is art. 😥👍

  Beautiful. And a million years of peace, to boot.
  

  Damn it, I forgot the dinosaurs!
• SkyTheLimit Dec 11, 2012

  And th legend Spartan mac an cheese!
• 🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Dec 11, 2012

  vishbume wrote:

  🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:

  vishbume wrote:

  ✂
  Cue the ripping off of shirts exposing much flesh.Finally you stand over his cowarding form and manage to exact a peace that will last for over a million years only broken by the advent of the Second World War.Here your great great great... Grandson, played by yourself dukes it out with Hitler and douses him with petrol.
  A masterful film made not only to entertain but to educate.
  

  This. This is art. 😥👍

  Beautiful. And a million years of peace, to boot.
  

  Damn it, I forgot the dinosaurs!

  Dude... Thats why they have sequels! Never as good as the original (Godfather and Terminator 2 are exceptions) but hey it will make us a shitton of money and well get fat and old on cheese and beer. We need someone with a sexy, rich and smooth voice to narrate. I'm thinking Gilbert Gottfried.

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