ATTENTION- What jumps higher than a burrito!!
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Everything you have ever thought to be a side effect of your leisure drug is a lie. It is merely a placebo effect- you think it will happen, so it becomes real.
We spend our lives hear about the effects of one drug or another, and I beseech you to listen... IT'S ALL A BRAINWASHING TRICK PUT FORTH IN A SCHEME BY THE CONJOINED world leaders in order to slowly take over the world.
Elvis is still alive, eating peanut utter and banana sandwiches beneath a beach umbrella in Mexico. But he can't speak Spanish, so he jumps for his burritos-
Elvis can jump higher than a burrito. -
Wut 😐
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"Go home Bruenor, you're drunk."
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Sgt Mayday wrote:
Where's the burrito❔😰Wut 😐
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Psssshhhh. That's obviously a lie. Everyone knows that Mexico is a myth.
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ThatTallKid_ wrote:
I ate it.Sgt Mayday wrote:
Where's the burrito❔😰Wut 😐
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Bruenor
What r u doin
Bruenor
Stahp! -
Trailer jailer, Mexico is not a myth, I have seen it with my own face gloves.
It's
Sinking though... 5 inches or something.. Like whoa... Your shorter there than in America.
That means in Mexico I'm only 5"8'But with my new feet thingys, I can be 5'10"
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Explain to me then, why the rohypnol worked so well on the night I met my missus... She had no idea she'd ingested it. 😝
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Dafuq did I just read. 😳
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rojo2017 wrote:
I ate a light breakfast😒😠ThatTallKid_ wrote:
I ate it.Sgt Mayday wrote:
Where's the burrito❔😰Wut 😐
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Ill bet she knew, but you were just so dam good looking, she decided to let it slide so she could let the good times roll, the lobsters freshen a potato, and a moment of peace afterward ~:?)
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Here is a hug for any penguins out there that are cold -
a regular burrito maybe. but i bet elvis gets a giant cargo van size burrito. that tubby bitch aint jumpin that.
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
More likely she was so mind numbingly bored, she fell out cold naturally! 😂 strange, that's a habit she never shook off! 😄Ill bet she knew, but you were just so dam good looking, she decided to let it slide so she could let the good times roll, the lobsters freshen a potato, and a moment of peace afterward ~:?)
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Here is a hug for any penguins out there that are cold -
Elvis is a king, all he needs to do is grow frog legs.
Frogs are awesome. Never been scared of a frog, be all like helloooooo frouwg can you jump Elvis of this giant burrito? There's probably a tasty bloodsucking butterfly on the other side. Nom nom for everyone!!! -
I said you were good looking, not good in bed, sparkles
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Me being 6ft I could jump a burrito
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🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:
6'3 1/2"ThatTallKid_ wrote:
You're 6 ft tall? Methinks you need to change your name to ThatAverageKid.Me being 6ft I could jump a burrito
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Who makes Elvis his burrito? Is this burrito a small burro, or the food?
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ThatTallKid_ wrote:
1/2? Just say 6'4 bro. ✌🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:
6'3 1/2"ThatTallKid_ wrote:
You're 6 ft tall? Methinks you need to change your name to ThatAverageKid.Me being 6ft I could jump a burrito
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I love you all :3 you are the most wonderful personifications I've ever not seen
I'd give you kisses if you weren't all guys, so ill punch you in the shoulder instead👊💢😊
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Here's ur kiss
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This is just a post of the most random things you could think of in 30 seconds in an attemPt to seem strange and elusive. Congrats! You're an idiot...
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😒 Look everyone, the elusive "sane" GD'er
Such a rare and annoyed creature...lets give it pinches in the arm till its ERd :) -
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Agreeddirty jerz wrote:
This is just in case the lovely dear tries to hide.This is just a post of the most random things you could think of in 30 seconds in an attemPt to seem strange and elusive. Congrats! You're an idiot...
Lets pretend is St. Patrick's day, and He/she's not wearing green 😜
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And you think my heads messed up?😜
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When the light is green you go, when the light turns red you stop,
But what do you do when the light turns blue
And orange with lavender spots? -
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
you promised you wouldnt call me sparkles in public, buttercupI said you were good looking, not good in bed, sparkles
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
you put the bong down for a little whileWhen the light is green you go, when the light turns red you stop,
But what do you do when the light turns blue
And orange with lavender spots? -
I'll take two ✌ of whatever you're on Bruenor. Sounds like you're having a rare night.
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c. wrote:
unimaginative, cliched response🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
you put the bong down for a little whileWhen the light is green you go, when the light turns red you stop,
But what do you do when the light turns blue
And orange with lavender spots?2/10
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