ATTENTION- What jumps higher than a burrito!!
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
The cognitive structuring of the alpha-male response is that of retributed ignorance and malaise of miscontent. The ambiguity of the propoganda reiterates the isolation in which the op is trying to misconstrue feelings of animosity and intolerance. Upon further investigation of statements contained herein, one can only surmise the outcome of sobriety is not only one in question but a cognitive restructuring of ones own perception. Tip them motherfuckers back gentlemen. It ain't candy!c. wrote:
unimaginative, cliched response🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
you put the bong down for a little whileWhen the light is green you go, when the light turns red you stop,
But what do you do when the light turns blue
And orange with lavender spots?2/10
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you put the bong down for a little while
unimaginative, cliched response2/10
The cognitive structuring of the alpha-male response is that of retributed ignorance and malaise of miscontent. The ambiguity of the propoganda reiterates the isolation in which the op is trying to misconstrue feelings of animosity and intolerance. Upon further investigation of statements contained herein, one can only surmise the outcome of sobriety is not only one in question but a cognitive restructuring of ones own perception. Tip them motherfuckers back gentlemen. It ain't candy!
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Damn. Looks like I'm not the only one that owns a dictionary. So much for throwing as many big words in a sentence as I can muster in an attempt to sound intelligent! You win the award for "most forced words over 2 syllables in a sentence that you would never normally use to feign the allusion of being someone worthless listening to"
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Damn. Looks like I'm not the only one that owns a dictionary. So much for throwing as many big words in a sentence as I can muster in an attempt to sound intelligent! You win the award for "most forced words over 2 syllables in a sentence that you would never normally use to feign the allusion of being someone worthless listening to"
*worthwhile...my dictionary rules, but the spellcheck obviously needs work lol
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The source of the incoherent pyschobabble witnessed herein is clearly a Resurgency of past shuttered memories within which the explanation of the statements uttered( or rather transcribed) is contained. Clearly, as reality blends with illusion and vice versa the distinct lines that previously guarded these thoughts are muddled, and the words slip through the gradient, eroding away at the now shifting line of thought and feeling. Gradually, a hole will form large enough to slip even the most gargantuan of thoughts by, and when this crucial point is reached nirvana will be found.
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
That's when you pretend your hands are butterflies and try to catch them to pin to your wall, dudes.When the light is green you go, when the light turns red you stop,
But what do you do when the light turns blue
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dirty jerz wrote:
Look up "allusion" in your dictionary.Damn. Looks like I'm not the only one that owns a dictionary. So much for throwing as many big words in a sentence as I can muster in an attempt to sound intelligent! You win the award for "most forced words over 2 syllables in a sentence that you would never normally use to feign the allusion of being someone worthless listening to"
*worthwhile...my dictionary rules, but the spellcheck obviously needs work lol
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Kids, this is your brain on drugs.
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This has been your emergency broadcast warning system test.
Should Elvis really be spotted in Mexico jumping a burrito, you now know without even being told the day of its discovery.Enjoy your munchies and crunchies, happy birthday
and good morning starshine, the earth says "hello" -
YOU wrote:
"Go home Bruenor, you're drunk."
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If I was drunk, could I do this?
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dirty jerz wrote:
It's actually called a thesaurus📖you put the bong down for a little while
unimaginative, cliched response2/10
The cognitive structuring of the alpha-male response is that of retributed ignorance and malaise of miscontent. The ambiguity of the propoganda reiterates the isolation in which the op is trying to misconstrue feelings of animosity and intolerance. Upon further investigation of statements contained herein, one can only surmise the blahblahblah icantfitit. gentlemen. It ain't candy!
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Damn. Looks like I'm not the only one that owns a dictionary. So much for throwing as many big words in a sentence as I can muster in an attempt to sound intelligent! You win the award for "most forced words over 2 syllables in a sentence that you would never normally use to feign the allusion of being someone worthless listening to"
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Great stuff Bruenor!
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I teleported once... Freakiest day if my life.
I was riding to school, and I always rode up this retaining wall as a shortcut. That day I wasn't moving fast enough, so when I get to the top, the bike stops dead. No place to put a foot down on either side my last thought was "dam, I hope I don't land on my head"
Then suddenly I'm on the ground. Standing on my own two feet, looking up at the bicycle that's still perfectly balanced on its two wheels..
As I watched it fall to the other side, I realized...
How the hell did I get on the ground?!
If I had fallen, the bike would have been with me, and if I had jumped off the bike, it wouldn't of been standing there so I could look at it
I don't remember that thud of hitting the ground so that's my only logical conclusion.Anyone else, agree? If not, explain your theory, I'd love to hear it :)
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
How did u land on ur feet?I teleported once... Freakiest day if my life.
I was riding to school, and I always rode up this retaining wall as a shortcut. That day I wasn't moving fast enough, so when I get to the top, the bike stops dead. No place to put a foot down on either side my last thought was "dam, I hope I don't land on my head"
Then suddenly I'm on the ground. Standing on my own two feet, looking up at the bicycle that's still perfectly balanced on its two wheels..
As I watched it fall to the other side, I realized...
How the hell did I get on the ground?!
If I had fallen, the bike would have been with me, and if I had jumped off the bike, it wouldn't of been standing there so I could look at it
I don't remember that thud of hitting the ground so that's my only logical conclusion.Anyone else, agree? If not, explain your theory, I'd love to hear it :)
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I have no idea. One second I'm on the bike, next second I'm on the ground, standing, looking up at the bike
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Oh Bruenor how I miss you.
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Teleportation is impossible with current technology.I have no idea. One second I'm on the bike, next second I'm on the ground, standing, looking up at the bike
I hereby decree you a mutant and as such a creep.
I can fly, if that's any consolation. Brothers for life?
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Don't leave me hanging floating here, dude. I need some mutant moral support here, dude. Dude? Dude!
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Ahhhhh
He is Alive!!!
Mutant... Your probably right. Greenman wrote a piece a while back about thing in the jet fuel... I've lived under flight paths my whole life-
I'm probably a dormant superhero😱!!!!
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