I got fan mail.
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Quaking here in my boots from cutthroat with connections.Can't reach the little rascal but can anyone out there send him my love?
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I tapped the turf that had healed :P he's outta reach for me :(
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Reach out to him brother.He needs the love.I tapped the turf that had healed :P he's outta reach for me :(
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Can't see anyone with that name squire, deffo "cutthroat"?
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Fuggeddaboutit! says:
"Viper"says ur a cunt & a TWB too!!! He's coming to get ya playa! We surved together in Blackwater!!!!!Ur toast u bloke!!!! Lol!!!!!!!27 min agoDELETE REPLY
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Fuggeddaboutit! says:
Your a TWB! Third World Bastard!Have fun when ur country crashes soon! The jokes on u playa! And also, gobble a dick playa! Lol!!! Mark this u TWB! Lol!!!!!!!! Commy Cunt!!!!! Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!32 min agoDELETE REPLY
Careful Charles.He surved pie someplace. -
Chargofski??
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Ahhhh! They displayed as you!!
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He must be a FreeMason reject. I get the crumbs off the table.Still,a snack is a snack but can't reach the morsel.So I pass the cake around.
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Haha, this is the guy with friends in the sand huh. Some of them are so predictable. 😄
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vishbume wrote:
👍 He's a foul little thing.Quaking here in my boots from cutthroat with connections.Can't reach the little rascal but can anyone out there send him my love?
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I'm a few hops away, but my influence is too high lol. I'll still hop to him but im not sure what I can get
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ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
Try to minimize some turfs to lower influenceI'm a few hops away, but my influence is too high lol. I'll still hop to him but im not sure what I can get
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I tapped what I could
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vishbume wrote:
Tap my nearest 👍He must be a FreeMason reject. I get the crumbs off the table.Still,a snack is a snack but can't reach the morsel.So I pass the cake around.
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He's from Ill Noise. We shall pound the cake.
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The Far Side wrote:
Make the cream ooze out Far Side.He has a nasty filling.If he was an eclair,he'd have turd as icing with poop shrapnel sprinkled liberally.He's from Ill Noise. We shall pound the cake.
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vishbume wrote:
well there's an image I didn't need after eating lunch... hahaThe Far Side wrote:
Make the cream ooze out Far Side.He has a nasty filling.If he was an eclair,he'd have turd as icing with poop shrapnel sprinkled liberally.He's from Ill Noise. We shall pound the cake.
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✰ʗɛяέąƖ ₭ĭƖƖɛཞ✰ wrote:
Kinda made me peckish. 😱vishbume wrote:
well there's an image I didn't need after eating lunch... hahaThe Far Side wrote:
Make the cream ooze out Far Side.He has a nasty filling.If he was an eclair,he'd have turd as icing with poop shrapnel sprinkled liberally.He's from Ill Noise. We shall pound the cake.
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One favorite hate mail message I've seen go viral is that long ass email that starts with "what the f--- did you say to me?!? I'll have you know I'm a navy seal who specialized in gorilla warfare (yes he really spelled it that way) and 300 confirmed kills and raids against Al Qaeda. …using IP address to f---Ing hunt you down.
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I'm too far away, sorry dude.
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Just in,hot off the press:
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Fuggeddaboutit! says:
Viper is coming for you and all ur buddies who are attacking me! I sent him all ur names & country's u capo in. It took me awhile but mission complete! Happy Monday! Bye bye assholes! I got in touch with him on a good day! U TWB'S r fucked! Never underestimate the power of the weaker players with bigger connections than u! Lol!!!!21 min agoDELETE REPLY
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Great read! Made my Monday for sure. Hopefully more to come as this is a real nail-biter!! 😼
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I'll try to cap him tomorrow. Please don't continue to level so that he has enough influence for me to cap. Thanks!
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A deluded cupcake.Sounds like some wandering vagrant had saddled up on his face and planted a tea bag into each of his eye sockets and poured "afternoon tea" into the gob with his spout.The back ass-blow teasing his greasy half gnawed rat-head all the while.
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I used to like tea...
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Sorry [Add:Baz]Boffer 😔 mate.But one could have danced on this tea, 'twas like tar.
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Thanks for the stam dump!
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Just finished putting them all back to 0. Thanks for the fun Vishbume.
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More news from Aunty dearest:
Fuggeddaboutit! says:
U relax! U, admiral may, aces(add o68), Charlie seiga, Add kozy, sgt mayday, Ojibwe, the far side, lord darko, knight, and a bunch of others (about 18-27) more players will get theirs in the next two weeks! So far if u want to know 7 of ur buddies or half head followers got theirs! Just remember u started this whole shit storm between u and me! Then u went viral and had ur followers the " Get along Gang" attack me all day and night! Viper named u and ur crew " the get along gang" Happy thanks giving! May the force b with u! U especially r going to need it!!! Keep ur friends close and ur enemy's closer!! May the force b with u! Remember who told u that a while back! That's ur second enemy! He gave u up! Lol!!!!Sounds like a real smashing open party.Such merriment and games.
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Thanks guys and I like the get-along-gang thing. Lalala
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😂 legendary
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