I got fan mail.
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
😂 👉👯👈 Great, the dancers have arrived. Hope VW comes with his bus.This party is cooking up though the host seems to be flagging a little.... Probably more than he budgeted for.😂 legendary
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[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
The revelries have given way to a surfeit of consumption.Our host stares slack-jawed pulling away at his flaccid twanger at such hopping and belching fun. He'll be awhiles swabbing up the vomit from such straining. Crank up the music dear sir and lay on more turfs for your guests ye mean tight-fisted scabby lecher. I hear of such festivities and I am truly disappointed not to be able to make it... Too far away but be of good cheer for I take much pleasure in your travails. 🍺🎺🎸🎤🎉🎊🎈Turf? What turf?!
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I'm speaking hypothetically here, but what if he turned out to be viper's cousin or some shit and viper wiped us all off the map? Thatd be kinda hilarious in my opinion lol
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ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
Fisrt signs of unrest ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ, hold it together buddy. The sun shines on the get along gang bangers. 😄I'm speaking hypothetically here, but what if he turned out to be viper's cousin or some shit and viper wiped us all off the map? Thatd be kinda hilarious in my opinion lol
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ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
Viper would disown this half boiled parsnip cheaded cabbage smelling creep.Viper has class whereas our host is the antithesis of this.I'm speaking hypothetically here, but what if he turned out to be viper's cousin or some shit and viper wiped us all off the map? Thatd be kinda hilarious in my opinion lol
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We're having a gang bang, we're having a ball,
We're having a gang bang against the wall,
We hope you'll join us,
It's lots of fun,
Oh a gang bang is the thing to do but it takes more than one. -
vishbume wrote:
I ador poetry!😄🍻🎉🎈🎉[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
The revelries have given way to a surfeit of consumption.Our host stares slack-jawed pulling away at his flaccid twanger at such hopping and belching fun. He'll be awhiles swabbing up the vomit from such straining. Crank up the music dear sir and lay on more turfs for your guests ye mean tight-fisted scabby lecher. I hear of such festivities and I am truly disappointed not to be able to make it... Too far away but be of good cheer for I take much pleasure in your travails. 🍺🎺🎸🎤🎉🎊🎈Turf? What turf?!
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Grashus, nothng but a dryd up chiken bone left! 🍴
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vishbume wrote:
I will join you brother. That was the deepest poem I've ever heard.We're having a gang bang, we're having a ball,
We're having a gang bang against the wall,
We hope you'll join us,
It's lots of fun,
Oh a gang bang is the thing to do but it takes more than one. -
ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
Haha. 😄vishbume wrote:
I will join you brother. That was the deepest poem I've ever heard.We're having a gang bang, we're having a ball,
We're having a gang bang against the wall,
We hope you'll join us,
It's lots of fun,
Oh a gang bang is the thing to do but it takes more than one.Rita, Sue and Bob too.
"Hurry up...is it my turn yet?"
"a caant geddit up"
😂😂😂
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
10 points my friend. Good ol' Bob but you gotta question his taste.ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
Haha. 😄vishbume wrote:
I will join you brother. That was the deepest poem I've ever heard.We're having a gang bang, we're having a ball,
We're having a gang bang against the wall,
We hope you'll join us,
It's lots of fun,
Oh a gang bang is the thing to do but it takes more than one.Rita, Sue and Bob too.
"Hurry up...is it my turn yet?"
"a caant geddit up"
😂😂😂
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SkyTheLimit wrote:
A broth perhaps though I am sure that the host has something in reserve, a pantry if you will.Grashus, nothng but a dryd up chiken bone left! 🍴
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Ports and storms, holes and goals. 👍
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vishbume wrote:
Who is this kid? Glad you guys gave me the heads up to read this thread... Guess I'll have to track junior down and teach him some manners.Just in,hot off the press:
private message
Fuggeddaboutit! says:
Viper is coming for you and all ur buddies who are attacking me! I sent him all ur names & country's u capo in. It took me awhile but mission complete! Happy Monday! Bye bye assholes! I got in touch with him on a good day! U TWB'S r fucked! Never underestimate the power of the weaker players with bigger connections than u! Lol!!!!21 min agoDELETE REPLY
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👆Guess that answers that. 😂
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🔥⌖ Viper ⌖🔥 wrote:
Good luck finding him, I think his turf wars experience just ended badly!vishbume wrote:
Who is this kid? Glad you guys gave me the heads up to read this thread... Guess I'll have to track junior down and teach him some manners.Just in,hot off the press:
private message
Fuggeddaboutit! says:
Viper is coming for you and all ur buddies who are attacking me! I sent him all ur names & country's u capo in. It took me awhile but mission complete! Happy Monday! Bye bye assholes! I got in touch with him on a good day! U TWB'S r fucked! Never underestimate the power of the weaker players with bigger connections than u! Lol!!!!21 min agoDELETE REPLY
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"If it wasn't for you pesky kids, I would have got away with it", spoke the host from the old Willow place.
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And a slight smile of quiet contentment pulls slightly across the face of Vish. Another tormentor hushed, the lies of the aggressor crushed from afar with the might of words and the unity of the get alongs. 😄👍
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
If I were a cat, I'd be a Cheshire one currently purring. Meow I love get togethers. Send me the pics of the event though I can envisage the happenings readily enough.And a slight smile of quiet contentment pulls slightly across the face of Vish. Another tormentor hushed, the lies of the aggressor crushed from afar with the might of words and the unity of the get alongs. 😄👍
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I love watching smaller players try and bluff.
Hahaha he would have done better to just say "alright, alright, you win- I don't know viper, okay, I'm sorry, just havin a little fun"
Or something along those lines.
But no 😂 they just dig deeper and deeper into their lie, hoping they'll say something that scared us away -
Alas, the party has died a death and the crows circle over a limp form with empty threats on the phlegm that drapes from his over indulgent Cupid lips.
Note to self: way too much lube used. -
Streamers and vomit lay scattered on the floor. They'll be talking about this party for the next day or so.
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Once the misty haze of the morns hangover clear, the true magnitude of events will become apparent.
Over breakfast each member of the get along gang shall ponder the previous days and look to an uncertain future.
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vishbume wrote:
👆Guess that answers that. 😂
Sounds like the little twerp is going to get wiped clean the map then?? I have popcorn and coca cola waiting for the show.........
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