You Have Three Choices...👳
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Of all the items available to you in a 5-mile radius, you may choose THREE items to help you survive an invasion from another country.
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Some bubble gum(preferably Trident), put some pants on and a shirt
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I've got an army base within 5 miles of me, so I'm good! 👊🇺🇸
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-Neighbor's Jeep Wrangler
-My BDU Camoflauge
-6 Shot 20 Gauge Semi-Auto W/Meat Cleaver -
I live in Puerto Rico, no one knows were PR is. (Boxers, shirt and pants)
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5 miles?
Hell, I've got a neighbors boat and a giant lake that leads to Canada.Or the airport, take a plane to Mexico :P
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I'm in DC. I'll take their embassy, their anti-aircraft battery, and their small arms locker.
Don't just survive.
WOLVERINES!!!!!
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Brown🎵Note😲 wrote:
Did you see they're remaking that movie?I'm in DC. I'll take their embassy, their anti-aircraft battery, and their small arms locker.
Don't just survive.
WOLVERINES!!!!!
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1) Johnny O
2) my weapons cache
3) my neighbors smoking hot wife. -
I got a woods near me, I'll go camp out and hope for the best 🌴🌱🍃🍂🍃🌱🌴
👆 Closest emoji I could find to a forest. -
I like saba's choice lol 👍
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ZRAYGO wrote:
Yeah... North Korea this time. Kim Jong Style!Brown🎵Note😲 wrote:
Did you see they're remaking that movie?I'm in DC. I'll take their embassy, their anti-aircraft battery, and their small arms locker.
Don't just survive.
WOLVERINES!!!!!
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༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ wrote:
Times like this I wish I lived in a gun-happy country like 'Murica...Of all the items available to you in a 5-mile radius, you may choose THREE items to help you survive an invasion from another country.
Idk, a bread knife and a treebat?
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1. A gun
2. A base/fort (preferably military)
3. Legos (A shitload of them) -
1. A Rifle
2. My neighbor's Porsche
3. The Polar Express(Yeah, im serious) -
I'll take a farm combine and five square miles of corn fields :D
Fuck I'm screwed...
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Lets see id take my gass mask
My back pack and a crow bar.
Or if my paranoya is true and there is a recently abandoned military fallout bunker in the sewers id go in there. -
derelict wrote:
I like saba's choice lol 👍
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I live on the Rez, we'd barely notice.
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Holsworthy army base? My wife and son.
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Smokes, booze and Chuck Norris
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Brown🎵Note😲 wrote:
I can't wait! The original was awesome.ZRAYGO wrote:
Yeah... North Korea this time. Kim Jong Style!Brown🎵Note😲 wrote:
Did you see they're remaking that movie?I'm in DC. I'll take their embassy, their anti-aircraft battery, and their small arms locker.
Don't just survive.
WOLVERINES!!!!!
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My shotgun
My family
A car -
1: The nearest invasion forces base.
2: A beverage cart. Or hookers.
3: As much tea and coffee as I can find. Or hookers.
I'm gonna make some serious coin out of this situation.
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Ill have a coke.
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1. Air rifle
2. Bag of galaxy counters
3. Nuts magazine, to distract enemy's as I shoot them in the head. -
capo man wrote:
😳😄😄😂😂😂😆😂😂😂😚1. Air rifle
2. Bag of galaxy counters
3. Nuts magazine, to distract enemy's as I shoot them in the head.
Plink! Ow!
Plink! Ow!
Plink! Ow! Quit it! -
1. A pen
2. A piece of paper
3. A forged letter from the President of [insert invading country here] saying that I am not a threat and that I should not be taken prisoner. -
⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
Turn all to an advantage. I'll set up a stall selling lubes and ointments for any side effects alongside brother Knight.I'll have a big toothsome grin and give praise to the invaders all the while.1: The nearest invasion forces base.
2: A beverage cart. Or hookers.
3: As much tea and coffee as I can find. Or hookers.
I'm gonna make some serious coin out of this situation.
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1. Some old mining dynamite
2. 30.06
3. My camo -
I've got a Walmart super center near me so ill only need my neighbors m1 carbine (his grandpa was in Vietnam ) I could hold up the store until I've made off with a train of carts 😏
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