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• 💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 Nov 18, 2012

  Nuclear armed submarine.
  AK47
  Food
• SPLIИTΣЯ СЭLL Nov 18, 2012

  💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 wrote:

  Nuclear armed submarine.
  AK47
  Food
  

  Screw food! You just eat the people you kill!
• 💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 Nov 18, 2012

  Cracker-Jagger wrote:

  💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 wrote:

  Nuclear armed submarine.
  AK47
  Food
  

  Screw food! You just eat the people you kill!

  I'm in a submarine nuking people, how do I get to them to eat them?
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Nov 19, 2012

  Brown🎵Note😲 wrote:

  capo man wrote:

  1. Air rifle
  2. Bag of galaxy counters
  3. Nuts magazine, to distract enemy's as I shoot them in the head.
  

  😳😄😄😂😂😂😆😂😂😂😚
  Plink! Ow!
  Plink! Ow!
  Plink! Ow! Quit it!

  LMFAO! I can just picture it
  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Nov 19, 2012

  💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 wrote:

  Cracker-Jagger wrote:

  💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 wrote:

  Nuclear armed submarine.
  AK47
  Food
  

  Screw food! You just eat the people you kill!

  I'm in a submarine nuking people, how do I get to them to eat them?

  You can swim, can't you? D'uh! 😏
• 🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Nov 19, 2012

  I thought this was going to be a fuck, marry, kill thread. Three choices...

  Then it got all political. Ok - hijack hijinks: next poster, fuck marry kill - Vlad Putin, Hillary Clinton, Newt Gingrich - go!
• boss ante Nov 19, 2012

  I'm a civilian soo all I need would be:
  1: clean water
  2: food
  3: shelter
• ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Nov 19, 2012

  boss ante wrote:

  I'm a civilian soo all I need would be:
  1: clean water
  2: food
  3: shelter
  

  Yur gunna die!!!
• Traüger🏃Retired Nov 19, 2012

  🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:

  I thought this was going to be a fuck, marry, kill thread. Three choices...

  Then it got all political. Ok - hijack hijinks: next poster, fuck marry kill - Vlad Putin, Hillary Clinton, Newt Gingrich - go!
  

  Kill Newt easily.
  …
  …I am genuinely stuck on this one.
• Sgt Mayday Nov 19, 2012

  Assuming I am allowed to have everything on me at the moment,
  1. The largest bag of coffee in the given distance and a good coffeepot.
  2. My neighbor and his guns(Neighbor included because he's a marine😉)
  3. The Walmart.
• Ojibwe Nov 19, 2012

  Sgt Mayday wrote:

  Assuming I am allowed to have everything on me at the moment,
  1. The largest bag of coffee in the given distance and a good coffeepot.
  2. My neighbor and his guns(Neighbor included because he's a marine😉)
  3. The Walmart.
  

  Oh hell yes. There's a coffee roaster down the road from me. 100 pound bags of coffee laying around. I'd need a couple of those for sure.
• ༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ Nov 19, 2012

  1. My neighbor's collection of assorted firearms.
  2. A tanking truck filled with liquid nitrogen.
  3. A blow torch.
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Nov 19, 2012

  Hang the shit on a minute.... I'm changing my preferences.

  1) Sweater
  2) Jeans or Cargos
  3) Decent pair of boots

  I'll just loot you lot when the cold gets ya. 😄😝
• Add code 43 Nov 20, 2012

  Well how big of an invasion are we talking here
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Nov 20, 2012

  Tanthony43 wrote:

  Well how big of an invasion are we talking here
  

  Think WW3. Multiply by twelve. Divide by four. Minus two. Add fifty three. Divide by seventy.

  That big.
• Traüger🏃Retired Nov 20, 2012

  ♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:

  Tanthony43 wrote:

  Well how big of an invasion are we talking here
  

  Think WW3. Multiply by twelve. Divide by four. Minus two. Add fifty three. Divide by seventy.

  That big.
  

  That's 3/70ths + 51 units of whatever you're using to describe the size of ww3. That's about 4.5-5% of WW3.

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