Your best your mom joke!
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I can't get enuff of these post some so I can find a new one!
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Tanthony43 wrote:
lol i actually never heard that 1 b4Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said where's my gumball
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Your mamas so stupid when the bartender said drinks were on the house, she went and got a ladder.
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Your mama is so fat, when I rolled off her this morning a burnt my arse on the light bulb.
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Your mama is so fat, it takes 4 warlocks to summon her (WoW joke)
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Vertex wrote:
👲Your mama is so fat, it takes 4 warlocks to summon her (WoW joke)
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Your mama so stupid she got stabbed... In a gunfight
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Your moma is so poor some homeless guy gave her a pound.
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1 more. Your moma is so fat when they burry her a whole cemetary would have to be cleared.
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Your mom is so ugly she scared the shit outa the toilet
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Yo momma so old that when she breast fed you all that came put was powder... (poof)
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Your mama is so ugly that the neighbours break into her house to close the curtains
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Vertex wrote:
lol😄Your mama is so ugly that the neighbours break into her house to close the curtains
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Yo momma so poor,she can't pay attention.
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Your mom is so fat she broke her leg and gravy came out
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Your mom is so fat she eats wheat thicks
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Hey, let's just get off moms cuz I just got off of yours!
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Vertex wrote:
That is the winner for me so far !Your mama is so fat, it takes 4 warlocks to summon her (WoW joke)
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Your mums so greasy she uses bacon for a sweatband !
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You're mom's so stupid, she returned a jig-saw puzzle because she thought it was broken
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You're mom is so poor, the front and back door are on the same hinge
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Hardcore wrote:
Vertex wrote:
lol😄Your mama is so ugly that the neighbours break into her house to close the curtains
still laughing and I read this an hour ago
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Yo mamas so ugly the only way they could get chuck norris to cry in a movie was to force him to look at her face
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Yomama so dumb, he tried to plant turf in DC.
Oops, jk -
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That wasn't funny, that was just fked up -
Yo mamas so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
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Yo mamas so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
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Yo mama is so fat not even Dora can explore her
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Yo mama is so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Sorry. That's all I'll put. Just thought they were funny.
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Yo mama so ugly they press her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
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yo mama so stupid she press the reset button
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