Your best your mom joke!
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Yo mama so ugly everytime she looks at someone they get a black eye
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Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Movin'!".
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Yo mama so fat she jumped in the gulf of mexico and caused hurricane Katrina and this spring she caused the oil spill
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UR MAMAS SO STUPID, she makes ED SHOOTERS' rap look good
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asher124 wrote:
her fried chicken caused that? OYo mama so fat she jumped in the gulf of mexico and caused hurricane Katrina and this spring she caused the oil spill
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O-Dogg wrote:
🐔😹asher124 wrote:
her fried chicken caused that? OYo mama so fat she jumped in the gulf of mexico and caused hurricane Katrina and this spring she caused the oil spill
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Your mom is so smelly her poop is grateful to leave
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Yo mama so fat they use her to crush cars at junk yards.
-Мг. Тاกч
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boogie down b wrote:
EWW ROFLYour mom is so smelly her poop is grateful to leave
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(To the tune of Beethoven's 5th)
Your mum. Your mum.
Your mums got a hairy bum.
Tra...la la...la la la la la la -
ur mums so ugly her reflection in the mirror ducked. ur mum is so stupid she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone
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Ur mommas so fat her cereal bowl came with a life guard!
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Carver😜add118📞 wrote:
LOLur mum is so stupid she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone
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Your mommas so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her mum! (was originally a your so ugly joke but I changed it abit :D)
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I like your mother,but unfortunately,she's looking for someone,and she's a nice lady,please,keep her away from me
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but willing to help
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Yo momma so poor a burglarer broke into her house to leave items!
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It wasn't the leaning tower of Pisa until your mum looked over the edge
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Your mum is so fat she is taller lying down. Your mum doesn't have a waist line she has a coast line. Your mums belt size is equator.
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Yo mommas so fat u have to
Roll her in flour to find the wet spot!
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