Puns?
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Who has punny jokes? I know there was a joke thread(or a lot) but this is one for just puns.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand?
It was two tired -
Big Pun?
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Not a pun, but I just scored a capo named 'Climax' 😄
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
" I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" -
⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
👍What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
" I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" -
sebastian5367 wrote:
Ha!⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
👍What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
" I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" -
I could have made a gay joke .. Butt fuck it 😜
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Did you hear the joke about the pizza? Never mind it's to cheesey.
Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Never mind. There's no point.
Did you hear the joke about the laundry? Never mind. It's too dirty.
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MINX add beauty wrote:
Cum on guys! Gay jokes aren't funny!I could have made a gay joke .. Butt fuck it 😜
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siren🌀 wrote:
It was pretty funny though.MINX add beauty wrote:
Cum on guys! Gay jokes aren't funny!I could have made a gay joke .. Butt fuck it 😜
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🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 wrote:
Read it slower.siren🌀 wrote:
It was pretty funny though.MINX add beauty wrote:
Cum on guys! Gay jokes aren't funny!I could have made a gay joke .. Butt fuck it 😜
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I don't own any Puns.
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Did you hear about the people who work for Apple? They don't have Jobs anymore.
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Ꮤıҡҡѧ Ꮤѧʜ wrote:
Really? What's next Hitler jokes? Anne Frankly I don't find those funny.🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 wrote:
Read it slower.siren🌀 wrote:
It was pretty funny though.MINX add beauty wrote:
Cum on guys! Gay jokes aren't funny!I could have made a gay joke .. Butt fuck it 😜
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siren🌀 wrote:
C'mon guys, hitler jokes are nazi-ven funny.Ꮤıҡҡѧ Ꮤѧʜ wrote:
Really? What's next Hitler jokes? Anne Frankly I don't find those funny.🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 wrote:
Read it slower.siren🌀 wrote:
It was pretty funny though.MINX add beauty wrote:
Cum on guys! Gay jokes aren't funny!I could have made a gay joke .. Butt fuck it 😜
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This isn't an orgy guys .. Quit fucking around!
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Did you hear the joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable
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"Touch and feel this with your bare hands. Now feel it with your HUMAN hands."
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"You don't have to insult me about it. You don't have to in inpepper me either"
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Wanna hear a joke about my penis!..... Sorry I can't it's to long
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seller wrote:
Your pretty cocksure .. I bet you think this shlong is about you ..... 😇Wanna hear a joke about my penis!..... Sorry I can't it's to long
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What is an arachnids favorite drink?
Apple Spider -
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis
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The book of incantations was useless. The author had failed to run a spell check.
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Why does the pope travel so much?
Because he's a roamin' Catholic
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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
Not even funny.How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
Rong -
💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 wrote:
Rong?⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
Not even funny.How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
Rong -
I told that one to my aunt who suffers Alzheimer's, she said...
"who's there?"
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