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- ADD $CAR - Oct 23, 2012

No pun intended
DarkSide™ Oct 23, 2012

Did you see that movie called constipation?
Neither have I. It hasn't come out yet
lordtofthekill Oct 23, 2012

Did u Hear about the crosseyed teacher he couldn't Control his puples
IG-100 Oct 23, 2012

Ꮤıҡҡѧ Ꮤѧʜ wrote:
siren🌀 wrote:
Ꮤıҡҡѧ Ꮤѧʜ wrote:
🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 wrote:
siren🌀 wrote:
MINX add beauty wrote:
I could have made a gay joke .. Butt fuck it 😜

Cum on guys! Gay jokes aren't funny!
It was pretty funny though.
Read it slower.
Really? What's next Hitler jokes? Anne Frankly I don't find those funny.
C'mon guys, hitler jokes are nazi-ven funny.
And midget jokes are intallerable, blind jokes? Dont see the humor in them, and cripple jokes, i cant stand them, Crap jokes just stink
MOB 'N ROB Oct 24, 2012

Ɗɑʀƙ✯Sɪƌɛ wrote:
Did you see that movie called constipation?
Neither have I. It hasn't come out yet

Lol
✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ Oct 24, 2012

I sent ten of these joke in to a contest. Wanna know how many won?

No pun in ten did.
IG-100 Oct 24, 2012

✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ wrote:
I sent ten of these joke in to a contest. Wanna know how many won?

No pun in ten did.

Stay punny my friend
🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Oct 24, 2012

⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

The only thing that elicited a chuckle from me on this thread.
『тӈԑ•ʟɛɢɪɵɳ』 Oct 24, 2012

Did you hear about the man who lost his left side when he was run over by a car? He's all right now.
Mr Fluffyface Oct 25, 2012

Ꮤıҡҡѧ Ꮤѧʜ wrote:
siren🌀 wrote:
Ꮤıҡҡѧ Ꮤѧʜ wrote:
🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 wrote:
siren🌀 wrote:
MINX add beauty wrote:
I could have made a gay joke .. Butt fuck it 😜

Cum on guys! Gay jokes aren't funny!
It was pretty funny though.
Read it slower.
Really? What's next Hitler jokes? Anne Frankly I don't find those funny.
C'mon guys, hitler jokes are nazi-ven funny.
Haha! 👉👌👍
💙ⒶⒹⒹ🅢🅦🅐🅖🅖🅔🅡💙 Oct 25, 2012

Anyone want a chemistry pun?

Na?

'K.
mikey J DoG 45 Oct 25, 2012

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.Then it hit me....
UnknownAssassin Oct 26, 2012

Did you hear about the chicken that was too scared to fly? What a chicken.

Yeah, I know it isn't punny.
slugger89 Oct 26, 2012

🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:
⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

The only thing that elicited a chuckle from me on this thread.
+1
Novas Oct 26, 2012

💗Swagger💗 wrote:
Anyone want a chemistry pun?

Na?

'K.

My Chem teacher told me this one
SPLIИTΣЯ СЭLL Oct 26, 2012

1. Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He just woke up.
2. What do you call midgets doing the wave?
A Ripple.

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