Drive by farting 🏃🚶💨👫
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I was wondering if I'm the only one to do this. When I was in college I worked security at a local racino (a combination horse racing track and slot machine casino). Our security team came up with a game of walking by the old people and farting while they were playing the machine then quickly walk away and wait for the reaction. It was hilarious. In all the years of doing this not one person would move machines. Sometimes they would cough horribly or cover their nose while looking around though 😂. Anyway I still do this to this day. Sometimes it's at the mall food court or just walking by people in public. Timing and quietness is everything. If you've never tried it you should. Good times 😂
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I'm so trying this!!!
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Wow 😳... Haha pretty sure I have fallen victim to this. 😭😭😜
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Hahaha i usually do it inside the car with the ac on, just to piss my wife off, or any of my relatives
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The younger crowd (im not in that group😢)call that crop dusting .... Pulled it a few times on escalators and at home
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🇺🇸Stay classy America🇺🇸
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
😂 at 30 they're gettin a little iffyJust remember, after age 40 never trust a fart.🏃💨💩
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
HahahahahahahahahahahaJust remember, after age 40 never trust a fart.🏃💨💩
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This phase 2 of the funky movement?
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When you go to a hotel, do it in the elevator. It's funny cause they have to stay until they get to their stop and it's a tight space with little air flow. Don't poo ur self though! 😏😖💩😳😱
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Yeah you're a fucking ninja, I'd walk by rip a loud one blow my cover then shit my pants lol..and walk away dropping raisins...
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Dropping raisins!! LMFAO
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Funky Buffalo wrote:
😂 I call that a driveby it's awesome 😝I was wondering if I'm the only one to do this. When I was in college I worked security at a local racino (a combination horse racing track and slot machine casino). Our security team came up with a game of walking by the old people and farting while they were playing the machine then quickly walk away and wait for the reaction. It was hilarious. In all the years of doing this not one person would move machines. Sometimes they would cough horribly or cover their nose while looking around though 😂. Anyway I still do this to this day. Sometimes it's at the mall food court or just walking by people in public. Timing and quietness is everything. If you've never tried it you should. Good times 😂
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Doing it in supermarkets is the best dodging into different isles so somone else gets the blame
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⚠🇲🇦🇾🇭🇪🇲⚠ wrote:
Sitting in the car waiting for the wife when I read this. I laugh. I fart. Kids are in the car yelling at me. Sweet....Yeah you're a fucking ninja, I'd walk by rip a loud one blow my cover then shit my pants lol..and walk away dropping raisins...
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I do variations of this, The Circle of Death: let one go and slowly walk around a group of people as the woft lingers.( no matter where they go, they get it. The Sniper: let one go in my coveralls at work, extend an arm and pump my covies & shirt, it funnels through the arm and has pin point accuracy!( a chin tuck is a must, unless you like your own scent)
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This is called crop dusting.
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⚡WeavingWillie⚡ wrote:
This is called crop dusting.
Or crap dusting
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⚡WeavingWillie⚡ wrote:
I always called crop dusting randomly walking through a group of people and getting them all. Drive by farting has a target.This is called crop dusting.
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I do it in class. Is that acceptable?
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I do this in Walmart, walk to the other end of the isle and wait for someone to walk through it. My 💩 stinks lol
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Could try in in an old folk's home but would be lost with the smell of piss and biscuits.
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The Rhino wrote:
An elevator might be the next challenge.Doing it in supermarkets is the best dodging into different isles so somone else gets the blame
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I used to run the floor scrubber at Walmart. Used to melt eyes of unsuspecting shoppers all te time. A few of us in security at my casino still do it.
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vishbume wrote:
The Rhino wrote:
An elevator might be the next challenge.Doing it in supermarkets is the best dodging into different isles so somone else gets the blame
The trick in an elevator is to do it before you leave giving enough time to get out before it hits but timing it just right so you can see the people left in the lifts reaction as the doors close again
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No this is not ok!! As a poor victim of crop dusting, everytime I smell a fart, I puke in my mouth a little and continue to gag for at least an hour when I can not get the scent out of my nose. This happened to me in a long ass line on Black Friday. I started yelling thinking it was the lady in front of me. It was just rancid!! Then my bf at the time and I finally got back to the car and he started laughing and told me it was him. You guys are just cruel and unusual!! 😷😲😫
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The Rhino wrote:
An artist.vishbume wrote:
The Rhino wrote:
An elevator might be the next challenge.Doing it in supermarkets is the best dodging into different isles so somone else gets the blame
The trick in an elevator is to do it before you leave giving enough time to get out before it hits but timing it just right so you can see the people left in the lifts reaction as the doors close again
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Queen Nicole wrote:
Nice to hear about it from the other end. :-}No this is not ok!! As a poor victim of crop dusting, everytime I smell a fart, I puke in my mouth a little and continue to gag for at least an hour when I can not get the scent out of my nose. This happened to me in a long ass line on Black Friday. I started yelling thinking it was the lady in front of me. It was just rancid!! Then my bf at the time and I finally got back to the car and he started laughing and told me it was him. You guys are just cruel and unusual!! 😷😲😫
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