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vishbume wrote:
Oh men and their flatulance. LolQueen Nicole wrote:
Nice to hear about it from the other end. :-}No this is not ok!! As a poor victim of crop dusting, everytime I smell a fart, I puke in my mouth a little and continue to gag for at least an hour when I can not get the scent out of my nose. This happened to me in a long ass line on Black Friday. I started yelling thinking it was the lady in front of me. It was just rancid!! Then my bf at the time and I finally got back to the car and he started laughing and told me it was him. You guys are just cruel and unusual!! 😷😲😫
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I love doing it in a isle at the local grocery store then stand back and watch the reaction of the poor souls that walk into that gaseous cloud.😭
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WEEDFARMER wrote:
Ladle it on the vegies and fruits!I love doing it in a isle at the local grocery store then stand back and watch the reaction of the poor souls that walk into that gaseous cloud.😭
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I call my Fav. The Kamikazee! I fart in a crowded lift just as the door is closing. That way u can let rip and the door closing disguises the noise. The lift normally stops and empties next floor. Only a few brave souls have actually made it to the 25th floor.
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The Rhino wrote:
I couldn't keep it silent lolvishbume wrote:
The Rhino wrote:
An elevator might be the next challenge.Doing it in supermarkets is the best dodging into different isles so somone else gets the blame
The trick in an elevator is to do it before you leave giving enough time to get out before it hits but timing it just right so you can see the people left in the lifts reaction as the doors close again
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Hehe
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My brother will walk up to me turn around and FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT 😒
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B. Rabbit wrote:
It's best to do this, then when she goes to open the window, quickly tell her the smell is coming from outside, from a nearby sewage works. Only to admit the truth after her lungs have scrubbed the gas from the air. Everyone likes their own flavour!Hahaha i usually do it inside the car with the ac on, just to piss my wife off, or any of my relatives
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࿈ ᏩᏞᎪᎠᏐᎪᎢᏫᎡ ࿈ wrote:
Do that all The time. Mans got to do what a mans got to do. Do💩I do it in class. Is that acceptable?
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littlesis127 wrote:
My brother will walk up to me turn around and FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT 😒
My bro and I used to fall asleep on the sofa alot as teenagers, farting on someone's face to wake them up is the best way to bond with ones sibling I find, or punching them in the face, which tends to occur shortly afterwards
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There is a local restaurant in town called "old country buffet" after he finishes eating, my brother insists on "letting one build" as he calls it. As he walks out he will crop dust unsuspecting patrons as they eat their dinner. I ALWAYS make sure to leave a few steps ahead of him😁
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Queen Nicole wrote:
This made me laugh. I like to walk up to my wife and get/give her a big hug. Of course I fart and then hold her there forcing her to smell it.... lol she hates it and is reluctant to hug me but I always can assure her it's ok then frrrrrrtNo this is not ok!! As a poor victim of crop dusting, everytime I smell a fart, I puke in my mouth a little and continue to gag for at least an hour when I can not get the scent out of my nose. This happened to me in a long ass line on Black Friday. I started yelling thinking it was the lady in front of me. It was just rancid!! Then my bf at the time and I finally got back to the car and he started laughing and told me it was him. You guys are just cruel and unusual!! 😷😲😫
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B. Rabbit wrote:
My wife hates when I do it to her. Then to make it worse, I lock the windows and tell her she needs to love the gas.Hahaha i usually do it inside the car with the ac on, just to piss my wife off, or any of my relatives
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Dutch oven!
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One of my dogs is obsessed with febreeze (welcome to my world) so when I fart the dog comes running of course my response once was to not get febreeze but fart in it's face not a happy dog after that plus I was in the bathroom so the dog got locked in with my stench while I evacuated the area hehe
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⚔℘ཞعϮϮყ_ცօყ⚔ wrote:
Thats why stayn in till the end is known as KIIkazee. U have to endure the stench as u laugh hysterically at others reactions. Whats the point in leavn?The Rhino wrote:
I couldn't keep it silent lolvishbume wrote:
The Rhino wrote:
An elevator might be the next challenge.Doing it in supermarkets is the best dodging into different isles so somone else gets the blame
The trick in an elevator is to do it before you leave giving enough time to get out before it hits but timing it just right so you can see the people left in the lifts reaction as the doors close again
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⚡WeavingWillie⚡ wrote:
Nothing better than crop-dusting in a cross country meet.👍This is called crop dusting.
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