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ƊཟངཛཥϮ།øས Sep 18, 2012

You cut your grass and find a car
ƊཟངཛཥϮ།øས Sep 18, 2012

You go to family gatherings to find a wife
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Sep 18, 2012

When you Go to Jeff foxworthy for jokes😜
ᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) Sep 18, 2012

When you use the decoration deer in the front yard for target pragtice
ƊཟངཛཥϮ།øས Sep 18, 2012

༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
When you Go to Jeff foxworthy for jokes😜

Hahaha he craked me up! I was laughing so hard it started to hurt a lil 😂 anyone have some more?
SPLIИTΣЯ СЭLL Sep 18, 2012

... When you use the bars in the handicap stalls for power squeezing!
MOB 'N ROB Sep 18, 2012

When you watch honey boo-boo and relate.
pistolpetel Sep 18, 2012

You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
Carpenter Sep 18, 2012

You spell "you're" incorrectly.
ƊཟངཛཥϮ།øས Sep 18, 2012

If you think the stock market has a fence around it
ƊཟངཛཥϮ།øས Sep 18, 2012

You might be a redneck if the McDonalds drive through already knows your order
★Λddi★ Sep 18, 2012

When your name on TW is CrazyRedneck.
ƊཟངཛཥϮ།øས Sep 18, 2012

...... When your junior prom has a day care
ƊཟངཛཥϮ།øས Sep 18, 2012

If you have ever been to drunk to fish
ƊཟངཛཥϮ།øས Sep 18, 2012

When the cop that pulled you over is drunk, you're uncle and your brother in law
༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ Sep 18, 2012

When your family tree never forks...
ƊཟངཛཥϮ།øས Sep 18, 2012

You might be a redneck if you feel the need to say Finlay twice in a row
ƊཟངཛཥϮ།øས Sep 18, 2012

༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ wrote:
When your family tree never forks...

Hahahaha 😂😂
RW🍄 Sep 19, 2012

ᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) wrote:
When you use the decoration deer in the front yard for target pragtice

I actually do this
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Sep 19, 2012

When you Accidently have sex with your cousin for 3 hours. 😡
✠ᏰᎥɠ CօטีɲדᎡყ✠ Sep 19, 2012

When gramma wins the pee distance contest at the family reunion every year
UnknownAssassin Sep 19, 2012

When your kid has more teeth than you.
UnknownAssassin Sep 19, 2012

When you mistake your weeds as small trees.
Latn King Sep 19, 2012

Carpenter wrote:
You spell "you're" incorrectly.

Haha I noticed that too 😄
Mr.D-Killer Sep 19, 2012

When you find your ex-ex-wife in your bed
pistolpetel Sep 19, 2012

When you walk your kid to school because y'all are in the same grade.
seller Sep 19, 2012

When your gun rack has a gun rack on it!
🏈ℳ∆ཞ℣ℒѧṩ仐̫仐🏉 Sep 19, 2012

Check out the "What To Do" post...that about sums it up, LMFAO!!!
soundtek Sep 19, 2012

☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
I've been dating this girl and found out we're closely related but I really like her.
boss ante Sep 19, 2012

When you know what a redneck is.
Lefthook23 Sep 19, 2012

If you have ever been accused of lying through your tooth!

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