You know your a red neck when....

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ƊཟངཛཥϮ།øས Sep 19, 2012

When you find your wife's beer belly attractive
littlesis127 Sep 19, 2012

You know your a redneck when you eat rode kill possum for christmas dinner
Guywithagun72 Sep 19, 2012

When you shoot yer spud gun into a group of campers campground who keep ya up all night so the Taters will leave a "nice" smell when they come back tommorow (it really works!)
Iceberg_Slim Sep 19, 2012

when you have three first names, Jim Bob Billy III.
RW🍄 Sep 19, 2012

When u have a 4 wheeler
RW🍄 Sep 19, 2012

When u wear camoflauge to a wedding
The Boss 666 Sep 20, 2012

When you have a kid with Ur sister
∆Ƿɦɵɛƞıҳ∆ Sep 20, 2012

When the Jack-o-Lantern on your porch has more teeth than your wife.
∆Ƿɦɵɛƞıҳ∆ Sep 20, 2012

When you have spent more money on banjo strings than your house.
RW🍄 Sep 20, 2012

When the wedding cake has antlers on it
swamper Sep 20, 2012

★Λddi★ wrote:
When your name on TW is CrazyRedneck.

Or swamper
swamper Sep 20, 2012

🔰✯Λʟƿʜѧ™☬🔰 wrote:
When u have a 4 wheeler

Only the rich ones in tv and hicks lick us in Maine
pyscho420 Sep 20, 2012

When you bring a keg out of the woods strapped to your back while you are riding a dirtbike....did that today lol
SPLIИTΣЯ СЭLL Sep 20, 2012

When you have beer with your cereal..
Joyride  Sep 20, 2012

swamper wrote:
★Λddi★ wrote:
When your name on TW is CrazyRedneck.

Or swamper
Only makes sense if you're actually known in the game... You sir... Are not.
Sgt Mayday Sep 20, 2012

When your first reaction to hearing the door bell ring is grabbing the shotgun.
nicky the blade Sep 20, 2012

When you get a DUI on a scissor lift....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30InBgGhiSo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
OneThumbBastard Sep 20, 2012

When your idea of home improvement is putting pillars on your trailer.
RW🍄 Sep 20, 2012

nicky the blade wrote:
When you get a DUI on a scissor lift....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30InBgGhiSo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Steve!! I love him found him when it was new f ing hilarious
˛❥࿔ℳⱥⅆ˜❧ᙢ⍺₥₳˞ৡ༅ Sep 20, 2012

😹🙎When u live in Colorado!!🙎😹
GrumppyOldGpaw Sep 20, 2012

Mr.D-Killer wrote:
When you find your ex-ex-wife in your bed

Holly crap, that duz it guess I is. But found my fioncea with ex. Yes I had to join in😜
🔥ℐօƙℰℜ🔥 Sep 20, 2012

You have 5 rows of the same shotgun
〓Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ〓 Sep 20, 2012

You lose your license due to a DUI so you do your beer runs with your riding lawnmower. I've seen it done.

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