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• IG-100 Sep 15, 2012

  To create an album about turf wars with song parodies, Pm me with any suggestions
• 〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Sep 15, 2012

  Ask OTB, he writes the best parody songs!!👍
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Sep 15, 2012

  ༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:

  Ask OTB, he writes the best parody songs!!👍
  

  I beg to differ. Though my tunes are about specific players, I believe I hold the lead for parody, while he has the lead for lymricks and poems. ....
  I believe I shal wait wait for his conformation or not, before getting a big head about it.
• 〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Sep 15, 2012

  🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  ༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:

  Ask OTB, he writes the best parody songs!!👍
  

  I beg to differ. Though my tunes are about specific players, I believe I hold the lead for parody, while he has the lead for lymricks and poems. ....
  I believe I shal wait wait for his conformation or not, before getting a big head about it.

  Bruenor, I believe you may actually be correct as far as sheer numbers go. Although he does come up with quite a few. However, tiger, I highly recommend Mickey Dunn's Nick Roll to be considered. Also the "under my thumb" parody about OTB👍
  7⃣1⃣😜🚌
• IG-100 Sep 15, 2012

  ༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:

  🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  ༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:

  Ask OTB, he writes the best parody songs!!👍
  

  I beg to differ. Though my tunes are about specific players, I believe I hold the lead for parody, while he has the lead for lymricks and poems. ....
  I believe I shal wait wait for his conformation or not, before getting a big head about it.

  Bruenor, I believe you may actually be correct as far as sheer numbers go. Although he does come up with quite a few. However, tiger, I highly recommend Mickey Dunn's Nick Roll to be considered. Also the "under my thumb" parody about OTB👍
  7⃣1⃣😜🚌

  Forgot about Nick Roll, thts definetly going in, where can i read under my thumb?
• 〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Sep 15, 2012

  Under His Thumb to the tune of the Rolling Stones song....

  Under his thumb👍
  OTB IS back in town
  Under his thumb👍
  The mobster who COULD push us around

  It's O.T.B
  The difference is, the turf he capped
  belonged to me, the change has come
  we're under his thumb 👍

  ain't it the truth, babe!

  Under his thumb👍
  Foreclosing on mobsters who've had their day
  Under his thumb👍
  Overlimit mobsters change their ways

  it's plain to see, yes it is
  you just don't mess with OTB
  it's clear to me, the change has come
  We're under his thumb👍
  ah, ah, say it's alright
  its alright

  Under his thumb👍
  ALL the boys and girls
  Under his Thumb👍
  In his pants, all the world!

  Its O.T.B. oh yeah,
  the way he plays, it's admirably
  and as i see, the change has come
  we're under his thumb👍

  yeah, it feels alright
  its alright
  say its alright
  say its alright

  take it easy baby!
  its alright
  OTB baby!
  its alright👍
• †‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† Sep 15, 2012

  Who made the SmokeMonster ode?
• Tweek Sep 15, 2012

  Oh yeah?
• Tweek Sep 15, 2012

  Standing in the rain
  with his head hung low
  Couldn't use a ticket
  He did a week ago.
  He saw a road to the town
  he could picture the scene.
  Put his hand to map
  then like a distant scream.
  He started to hop
  On that very day

  Saw wars in his eyes
  and the very next day.
  Bought a bunch of turf limit 
  in the dons old store

  Didn't know if he could do it
  but he knew for sure
  That all that turf
  felt good in his hands.
  Didn't take long to understand.
  Just a bunch of turf
  Out on the road
• Tweek Sep 15, 2012

  Was a one-way ticket
  only one-way to go.
  So he started hoppin' 
  ain't never gonna stop

  Gotta keep on hoppin'
  Someday he's gonna make it to the top.

  And be a Turf Wars Hero 
  got wars in his eyes
  He's a Turf Wars Hero.
  He took a few turf
  Wars in his eyes
  Turf Wars Hero 
  he'll come alive tonight.

  In a town without a name
  in a heavy downpour
  Thought he had to use some maps
  To advance any more.
  Like a trip through the past
  to that day in the rain
  And that one hop 
  made his whole life change.
  Now he needs to keep hoppin' 
  he just can't stop -
  Gotta keep on hoppin' 
  that boy has got to stay on top.
• Tweek Sep 15, 2012

  And be a Turf Wars Hero 
  got wars in his eyes

  He's a Turf Wars Hero 
  got wars in his eyes.
  Yeah
  Turf Wars Hero 
  got wars in his eyes
  With that turf limit 
  he'll come alive

  Come alive tonight.
  So he started hoppin'
  ain't never gonna stop

  Gotta keep on hoppin' -
  Someday he's gonna make it to the top.

  And be a Turf Wars Hero 
  got wars in his eyes.
  He's a Turf Wars Hero
  Turf Wars Hero

  Turf Wars Hero 
  got wars in his eyes
  Wars in his eyes.
• Tweek Sep 15, 2012

  "bagman!" "liquor license!" "union boss!" "distribution center!" "smuggling tunnel!"
  "go cap it!!"

  "by your turf loot combined, i am the godfather!"

  The godfather, he's a hero
  gonna take your turf's health down to zero
  he's committing loot genocide
  and he's hopping on the planet's side

  The godfather, he's a hero
  gonna take your turf's health down to zero
  gonna watch him, burn asunder
  Those who tax him, as quick as thunder

  "we're the racketeers, you can be one too!"
  "cuz capping those upgrades is the thing to do!"
  "crying about capping is not the way!"
  "hear what the godfather has to say!"

  "I want those tunnels, of yours!!"
• OneThumbBastard Sep 15, 2012

  I'll post some of my stuff here if y'all would like.
• OneThumbBastard Sep 15, 2012

  Sung to the tune of AC/DC's T.N.T:

  (Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi)

  See me ride out of the sunset
  On your gps TW maps
  Out for all that I can get
  If you want, I'll make necks snap
  Turfs to the left of me
  And turfs to the right
  Ain't got no gun
  Ain't got no knife
  Don't you start no fight

  (Chorus)
  'Cause I'm just ★ΛDDI★. I'm dynamite
  (Just ★ΛDDI★) And I'll win the fight
  (Just ★ΛDDI★) I'm a power load
  (Just ★ΛDDI★) Watch me explode!

  I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean
  I should be banned
  Public enemy number one
  Understand
  So lock up your loot
  Lock up your knives
  Lock up your back door
  And run for your lives
  ★ΛDDI★ is back in town
  So don't you mess me 'round!

  (Repeat Chorus)

  Just ★ΛDDI★, (oi, oi, oi)
  Just ★ΛDDI★, (oi, oi, oi)
  Just ★ΛDDI★, (oi, oi, oi)
  Just ★ΛDDI★, (oi, oi, oi)
  Just ★ΛDDI★, (oi, oi, oi) , I'm dynamite
  Just ★ΛDDI★, (oi, oi, oi) and I'll win the fight,
  Just ★ΛDDI★, (oi, oi, oi), I'm a power load
  (Just ★ΛDDI★), watch me explode!

  👍
• OneThumbBastard Sep 15, 2012

  (Sung to the tune of "Born On A Bayou")

  Now, when I was just a little boy,
  Standin' to my Daddy's knee,
  My poppa said, "Son, don't let "The Man" get you
  Doux what he done to me."
  'Cause he'll get you,
  'Cause he'll get you now, now.

  And I can remember the fourth of July,
  Runnin' through the backwood, bare.
  And I can still hear my old AK clackin'.
  Cappin' turfs from everywhere.
  Cappin' turfs from everywhere.

  CHORUS:
  Born A SwampDonkey
  Born A SwampDonkey
  Born A SwampDonkey

  Wish I was back on the Bayou.
  Rollin' with some Cajun Queen.
  Wishin' I had 10,000 bren guns,
  Just cappin' turfs on down to New Orleans.

  CHORUS

  Doux it, doux it, doux it, doux it. Oh, Lord.
  Oh get back boy.

  I can remember the fourth of July,
  Runnin' with a meat cleaver.
  And I can still hear my bazooka blastin'.
  Cappin' turfs from everywhere.
  Cappin' turfs from everywhere.

  CHORUS

  All right! Doux, doux, doux, doux.
  Mmmmmmm, oh.
• OneThumbBastard Sep 15, 2012

  (Sung to the tune of the Beatles "Taxman")

  Let me tell you how it will be
  One turf  for you, nineteen for me
  'Cause I'm the Axeman, yeah, I'm the Axeman.

  Should five inf. appear too small
  Be thankful I don't axe it all
  'Cause I'm the Axeman, yeah I'm the Axeman

  If you have a gun, I'll axe the grip,
  If you try to shout, I'll axe your lip.
  If your Bagman runs, I'll axe his hip,
  If you flash a shank, I'll axe the tip.

  Don't ask me what I want it for
  If you don't want to pay some more
  'Cause I'm the Axeman, yeah, I'm the Axeman

  Take my advice for what it's worth
  Careful where you build those turf
  'Cause I'm the Axeman, yeah, I'm the Axeman
  And you're working for no one but me.

  👍
• OneThumbBastard Sep 15, 2012

  (Sung to the tune of ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man")

  Clean shank, new shoes
  And I don't know where I am goin' to.
  Brass knucks, RPG
  The Bagmen run away from me.

  They go runnin' just as fast as they can
  'Cause mobsters got no chance against a well armed man.

  Grenade, in my hand.
  I am ready now to make stand.
  Grip tight, pull the pin
  When I step out I'm gonna do you in.

  They go runnin' just as fast as they can
  'Cause mobsters all flee from a well armed man.

  Top mob, hot gat
  Well I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat.
  Riot shield, AK
  Come on player try and make my day.

  They go runnin' just as fast as they can
  'Cause mobsters lose their turf a well armed man.

  👍
• OneThumbBastard Sep 15, 2012

  (Sung to the tune of Styx's "Lorelei.")

  When I think of saelo
  My head turns all around
  As brutal as a brass knuckle 
  She moves without a sound
  I pm her on her iPhone 
  She says we'll cap at eight
  Tonight's the night her V begins
  And I can hardly wait.

  The way she fights, ooh-ooh-ooh
  I gotta say
  saelo let's cap forever
  Leveling those turfs together.
  saelo let's cap forever
  Leveling those turfs together.
  (Oh, baby together!)

  A molotov cocktail in her hands
  She slowly lights the flame.
  Destroying turfs across the lands No one's quite the same.
  I pm her on her iPhone
  She says be there by eight.
  Tonight's the night her V begins
  It's time to demonstrate.

  The way she moves, ooh-ooh-ooh
  I gotta say
  saelo let's cap forever
  Leveling those turfs together
  saelo let's cap forever
  Leveling those turfs together.
  (Oh, baby, baby forever!)

  👍

   
• OneThumbBastard Sep 15, 2012

  (Sung to the tune of Johnny Cash's "I've Been Everywhere.")

  He was buildin' turfs along the dusty Winnemucca road,
  When he received a private message about his hopping mode.
  "After you've hit Winnemucca, Swags, where next will you slide?"
  Add Swagger thought about his treks, from the mountains to the tides..
  He remembered all those hopping trails with so much dust and sand.
  And then he wrote, "I've traveled every road in this here land!"

  [Chorus:]
  I've hopped everywhere, man.
  I've hopped everywhere, man.
  Crossed the desert's bare, man.
  I've breathed the mountain air, man.
  Of travel I've had my share, man.
  I've hopped everywhere.

  I've hopped to:
  Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota,
  Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,
  Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma,
  Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,
  Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo,
  Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I'm a killer.

  [Chorus]

  (To be continued)
• OneThumbBastard Sep 15, 2012

  I've hopped to:
  Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana,
  Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,
  Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa,
  Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,
  Tennessee to Tennesse Chicopee, Spirit Lake,
  Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake, for Pete's sake.

  [Chorus]

  I've hopped to:
  Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika,
  Schefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,
  Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport,
  Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport,
  Idaho, Jellico, Argentina, Diamantina,
  Pasadena, Catalina, see what I mean-a.

  [Chorus]

  I've hopped to:
  Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelbourg, Colorado,
  Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,
  Larimore, Admore, Haverstraw, Chatanika,
  Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika,
  Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City,
  Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity.

  [Chorus]

  👍
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Sep 15, 2012

  Well now friends you'll never guess it so I really must confess it --
  I just met the biggest bastard, that i have ever seen
  I took from him a single capo, friend said that was a No-no,
  Don't you know that place you're fooling with, belonged to OTB.
   That man is big and rough and not frail and dumb,
  And he'll brain you with his remaining thumb.
  But next morning, without a sound ,  I stole ol'  OTB's playground,
  And I bought out on armor, just to play it safe.
  But there weren't no time for laughter 'cause he started hopping after,
  And I keep on hopping faster but he won't give up the chase.

  Now I'm hoping through treacherous countryside,
  and though Ive still got that capo,  he turns that tide........

  I'm a fool for thinkin, with my two thumbs id be winnin, cause
   I'm Being chased cross country,  by that bastard with one thumb.
  Now he's capping and he's hoppin, he shows no sign of stopping,
  I tell you, boys, its probly best id i plead dumb. 

  'Cross the deserts and the valleys and the dark Chicago alleys --
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Sep 15, 2012

  'Cross the mighty Mississippi to the hills of Caroline.
  Through the mountains of Montana and the swamps of Louisiana --
  Every time that I look back he's JUST one thumb behind.
  And I know he must be calloused and tired and sore,
  But in spite of that hes commin to take more.

  Now im ragged and im filthy, and I try to make him feel guilty
  'Specially in the evenings when I start to plead and beg.
  He says "In spite of your stealing , I bear you no hard feelings.
  that capo that you took, didnt mean to much to me,
  and you dont need to lose face,  its been a grand ol' chase
  all you had to do was ask and youd been free"

  i was a fool for thinkin, with my two thumbs id be winnin, cause
  ive heard tell no matter, we're all stuck in his pants. 
  im going into hiding, going to bide my time and, 
  hope to God he dosent start to dance. 
• OneThumbBastard Sep 15, 2012

  (Sung to the tune of Bow Wow Wow's "I Want Candy.")

  I know a boy who's tough but sweet.
  He's a nerd, but he can't be beat.
  Reptiles, that's what he desires.
  He'll shout this and not tire:

  I like turtles
  I like turtles
  I like turtles
  I like turtles

  Rockin' turtles til the sun goes down.
  Ain't no better time in town.
  Yo, turtles are what the doctor ordered.
  In soup, they'll make your mouth water.

  I like turtles
  I like turtles
  I like turtles
  I like turtles

  Turtles on the beach there's nothing better.
  Touch their shells, it feels like leather.
  And someday soon I'll make them mine.
  And then I'll have turtles all the time!

  I like turtles
  I like turtles
  I like turtles
  I like turtles

  Hey!
  Hey!
  Hey!
  Hey!
  Hey!

  👍
• OneThumbBastard Sep 15, 2012

  (Sung to the tune of the Rolling Stones' "Far Away Eyes.")

  I was cappin' turf early Sunday morning through Beaconsfield.
  Chewin' the fat with a bunch of mobsters in a palringo chat room.
  And Randombloke said, "You know, you always have TWFC by your side."
  And I was so pleased to be informed of this
  That I capped 20 DBR turfs in his honor.

  Thank you, Random. Thank you, Lord.

  I had an arrangement to join a V
  And I was kinda late.
  And I thought, by the time I got there,
  They'd be off - They'd be off destroying turfs in Purbeck without me.

  Much to my surprise, when I pm'd my mates, I found they'd waited.
  A little pissed - no worse for wear and tear -
  I'm a goon with Randombloke ties.

  So if you're down on your luck, and you can't victimize.
  Find a hood with Randombloke ties.
  And if you're downright disgusted and your turfs ain't worth a dime.
  Get a mug with Randombloke ties.

  (To be continued…)
• OneThumbBastard Sep 15, 2012

  Well...

  Next thing I know PIMP is tellin' me that all I had to do
  Was to send ten dollars to some secret PAX Paypal account.
  Located somewhere in Columbus, Ohio 
  And next week, they'd let me join their alliance.
  And all my dreams'd come true.

  But I didn't.
  Cuz next week, I'm in a V
  With a crew
  W- well, you know what kinda ties they gots.

  So if you're down on your loot, I know you oughtta sympathize.
  Find a crew with Randombloke ties.
  And if you're downright disgusted, and your turfs ain't worth a dime,
  Join a crew with Randombloke ties.

  So if you're down on your loot, I know you wanna victimize.
  Join a crew with Randombloke ties.

  👍
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Sep 15, 2012

  Mr El Gato Grande, or so i have been told
  He is a worldwide traveler, from TurfWars times of old. 
  Indonesia to Australia, and Thailand... understand,
  that noone in here reading this can figure out this man.

  but you know what?? 
  We can try ;)
  *ahem*

  Mr Big Cat,
  are you there? hellooo...
  guess i have to try this myself. 

  HE fights, his enemys in the night, 
  TWFC- when they turn off their lights. 
  Rum in the one hand, Turfwars in the other. 
  Pops in and out of V's to cap the little buggers.
  Acting like lion, you just might hear him roar,
  couldnt fight alone, Co-founded DBR!

  Got his defensive too, for when he sees them commin,
  BigCat hits the map, and he scatters, starts a runnin. 
  Now, dont be sitting there, thinking hes a sissy
  not point in losing turf cause they cant cap what they cant catch, see.
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Sep 15, 2012

  Some people have been known that got under his skin..
  he happened to tear their heads and theyve rarely been seen since.
  Britfury i hear, and Smasher35,
  His hunger done took over since that meat was still alive.  
  He Pounced, played for a little while
  then made them reset, and did it Big cat style. 

  but most of us know, kitty isnt all fight
  Rumor says he can be sweet around dawns early lights.
  Often, too, a passive warrior, not upheld for brawn, 
  you all know him better as the founder of The Yawn.

  Roaming round the forums, stalking like cheetah,
  find a good thread, gonna match wits with ya,
  Nothing you can do, 
  once the cats got you,
  try and play dead, 
  he might lose inter-est fool...

  Yawwwwwnnnnnnnn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
• ₭ι₫♨€∪гг¥ Sep 15, 2012

  OTB asked me to post this:

  🎵Callin' out around the world, are you ready for a brand new beat? 
  Summer's here and the time is right for cappin' in the street. 
  Cappin' in Chicago (cappin' in the street) 
  Down in New Orleans (cappin' in the street) 
  In New York City
   
  All we need are Tommys, sweet AKs, 
  There'll be Lapuas everywhere 
  There'll be swingin' swayin', stilettos filletting, 
  Cappin' in the street
   
  Oh it doesn't matter what you wear, just as long as Kevlar suits are there. 
  So come on guys, grab a girl, 
  Everywhere, around the world
   
  There'll be cappin', they're cappin' in the street. 
  This is an invitation, across the nation, 
  A chance for mobs to meet. 
  There'll be car bombs poppin', horse heads droppin' 
  Cappin' in the street🎵

  (tbc)
• ₭ι₫♨€∪гг¥ Sep 15, 2012

  🎵Philadelphia P.A., Baltimore and D.C now, 
  Can't forget the motor city, 
  All we need are miniguns, sweet ARs 
  There'll be grenades everywhere 
  There'll be swingin' swayin', and knuckles spraying, 
  Cappin' in the street
   
  Oh it doesn't matter what you wear, just as long as Kevlar vests are there. 
  So come on guys, grab a girl, 
  Everywhere, around the world
  They're cappin', cappin' in the street 
  Way down in L.A., every day they're cappin' in the street 
  Lets form a mobster line, and get in time, 
  We're cappin' in the street. 
  Across the ocean blue, me and you🎵
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Sep 15, 2012

   Johnny O
  What you doin here man? 
  Go turf somewhere else. 

  Johnny O
  Can be a terror by the likes you've never seen,
  Making giant holes in cities cause he thinks it is funn-y.
  Then When he gets a haircut,
  don't try to run and hide, 
  cause you know that means its Gas-day, 
  stay sharp and look alive. 

  Hey Johnny O...
  Where could he be, I got some Starbucks coffee and a pastry for cheep. 

  Well, he aint Down in CA, 
  His turf just won't stay,
  (the people too hot for him you might say)
  Capping people naked,
  At home in a jacuzzi, 
  Eat n' drinkin Dunkin Doughnuts with his $5.00 floozy.

  Put in a Starbucks, 
  he becomes uncouth, 
  I'd repeat his words,
  if not for ears of the youths
  And to all the "R" word users, you better watch your backs,
  he's cracking down hard to make your turf a tasty snack! 

  He's a Starbucks hatein, Dunkin Doughnuts eatin, influence depleting,
  naked jacuzzi cappin, economy defeating,
  "R" word users beating,
  hooker uppin cheepin,
  long haired Masshole got us going off the deep end.

   
   
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Sep 15, 2012

  Saae-lo, Saae-e-el-lo
  Seattle town, knows she stay at home.
   Sa, I say Sa-e,i say sa-e,i say Sa-a-e-lo,
  love drunken post from her friend Bonez.

  She stay at home up in Washington, then she hop through to Ore-e-gon.
  No airport for this lady, mon, use her thumb work her masta plan.
  long time been since Johnny O came, destroyed things for the DD name. Lovey Dovey Viper, he help her game, joining her on a rise to fame. 

  1 turf, 10 turf, 30 turf then, the next day, hey, they start again. 
  40 turf, 60 turf, stamina spent- done for now, thanks for what you lent. 

  Sa, I say Sa-e, i say Sa-a-e-lo,
  Rumors round, voice she hot, hot, hot
  Sa,i say Sa-e,i say sa-e,i say Sa-a-e-lo
  (guy name Coburn believe shes not)

  Massive mob pack a powerful punch, annoying troll think shes out to lunch.
  (she has connections with Massholes), so say a hunch. 
  She priest-et,  deity of They. Hard to find Beauty, or so she say. 

  Sa-e, Sa-a-e-el-lo
  kind and caring, gentle doe
  Sa,i say sa-e,i say Sa-a-e-lo,
  Better friend you may never know

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