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let me tell you a story about a guy i know,
his mob was strong and his money flowed.
he was Flossinseasons but he's changed , it's true
Now he's ϮђěՏϻօҡěℳօɲṩϮěℜ and he's on the loose.he got picked on, poked on, bullied for fun
but when the Brens came out, all that was done.
With his 23,000 there's nothing you can do,
Cause hes ϮђěՏϻօҡěℳօɲṩϮěℜ's and he's on the loose.**so you better watch out and make sure your heart is true
cause if your badder than bad then you know hes comming for you
ϮђěՏϻօҡěℳօɲṩϮěℜ 's on the loosea month or two later on a cool clear night,
some bullies came around and were picking a fight
they were bullying all the newbs, on every road
a voice rang in his mind, he said " I'm taking their souls"
they tried to get away, tried to run and hide, the
dark shadow came out and he stole their minds
then he counted all the brains, ate nine and ten,
and none of them souls were ever seen again**
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Its been 100 days since that fateful night
hes out looking for people not being polite
he creeps through the graveyards and the city blocks,
down around the corner to the shipping docks.now all through the maps, they speak his name
and if you ever see him comming, you wont be the same
so if you been bad, know hes looking for you.
and when he comes knocking hope you know what to do**
ϮђěՏϻօҡěℳօɲṩϮěℜ's on the loose..
ϮђěՏϻօҡěℳօɲṩϮěℜ's on the loose
(Knock Knock) -
(Sung to the tune of "A Foggy Day in London Town")
🎵I was a stranger in the city
Out of town were the people I knew
I had the feeling of Britfury™
Who to cap? Or, carbomb? Cement shoes?
The outlook was decidedly blue.
But as I walked through the foggy streets alone
It turned out to be the luckiest day I've known!A foggy day in London town
Had me low and had me down
I viewed the morning with such alarm
The DBR mobsters had lost their charm
How long, I wondered, could this thing last?
But the age of TWFC hadn't passed
For suddenly, I saw you standing there
And through foggy London town DBR turfs were 🔥burning🔥 everywhere!🔥Everywhere🔥
🔥Everywhere🔥
🔥Everywhere🔥🎵 -
(Sung to the tune of "Fun, fun, fun.")
“🎵Well, she got her daddy's iTouch
And she downloaded the Turf Wars app, now.
Seems she forgot all about Angry Birds
Like she told her old man, now.
And with the AKs blastin' goes
Cappin' just as fast as she can, now.
And she'll just cap, cap, cap
Til her daddy takes the Turf Wars away!
(Cap, cap, cap, 'til her daddy takes the Turf Wars away!)Well, the players can't stand her'
Cause she caps, mobs, and bombs like an ace, now
(You caps like an ace, now, you caps like an ace)
She makes all the iMobsters look like
The total disgrace, now
(You mob like an ace, now, you mob like an ace)
A lot of blokes try to catch her
But she leads 'em on a wild goose chase, now
(You bomb like an ace, now, you bomb like an ace)And she'll just cap, cap, cap
Til her daddy takes the Turf Wars away!
(Cap, cap, cap, 'til her daddy takes the Turf Wars away!)🎵”(to be continued)
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“🎵Well, she got her daddy's iTouch
And she downloaded the Turf Wars app, now.
Seems she forgot all about Angry Birds
Like she told her old man, now.
And with the AKs blastin' goes
Cappin' just as fast as she can, now.
And she'll just cap, cap, cap
Til her daddy takes the Turf Wars away!
(Cap, cap, cap, 'til her daddy takes the Turf Wars away!)Well, the players can't stand her'
Cause she caps, mobs, and bombs like an ace, now
(You caps like an ace, now, you caps like an ace)
She makes all the iMobsters look like
The total disgrace, now
(You mob like an ace, now, you mob like an ace)
A lot of blokes try to catch her
But she leads 'em on a wild goose chase, now
(You bomb like an ace, now, you bomb like an ace)And she'll just cap, cap, cap
Til her daddy takes the Turf Wars away!
(Cap, cap, cap, 'til her daddy takes the Turf Wars away!)🎵” -
Long Long ago, when TurfWars was green
There was more kinds of players than you've ever seen,
dotting the world, multicolors in force,
And the strangest of them all was "The Man" of courseThere was diplomats, and runners, and angry trolls,
Some dominating fighters and some true A-holes,
Some newb taxers, crying whineing for their land
but the strangest of them all they called "The Man"hes lost a few times, from his early days,
Diplomacy has kept from the losing ways.
some call him cherry picker for the fights hes won,
but with his 50 thousand mobsters, he reminds me of Khan.
His job is mum, makes him roam the land,
he plants turf everywhere from new york to japan.
hes used to be remown as leader on the globe,
then the most dasterdly change TW has ever known! -
The dev seen some whineing and it made them think
"The Man" around the globes gonna cause a stink
They said"Hey I know just what to do,
so everyone can be like you"HE yelled and he hollard, as it was unfair,
losing one of the things that gave him flair,
he kicked up bloody murder and he protests to this day,
When they opend the airports, he said theyd never stay.He still roams the world, cause his ways havent changed,
encountering folk, both the nice and deranged,
he still holds the record, with %99.6....
just think of all the mobsters hes sent down the river styxThere are diplomats, and runners, and angry trolls,
Some dominating fighters and some true A-holes,
new player, old vets spread across the land
one of the greatest of them all they call "The Man" -
Dayuum
🎶
Government conspiracies
(scientific wannabes)
Something moving in the sun
(don't you think it's time to run)
Elevator overrides
(not so simple, have you tried)
Rituals of summoning
(sleepless people start killing)
Once he was an abductee
(not by aliens, ya freak)GreenMan where you at tonight?
Tell us a story to reveal the light,
Of projects the man has undertaken,
To make contact with outer spacemen.
Time traveling, lab tests and,
People disappearing from strange lands
Teleporting, disintegration..
is there really mind control in the bacon?
Does Bloody Mary know the Boogey man?
are those monsters really in Japan? -
Got a study full of books
(2300 by the looks)
On things our mind don't wanna admit
(will I really be a werewolf if I get bit)
Are the scientists that we can't see
(performing tests on you and me)
Wanna play some Hide-and-Seek
(salt in mouth else you might freak)GreenMan, what you gonna bring next?
Tell us all of human guinea pig tests,
What about the people that got no rest,
Are we gonna start tearing holes in our chest?
Did you know about the referee that disappeared,
Beneath the reflection of 10,000 mirrors?Stay a while, you might find out,
What these creepy pasta things are all about,
From the Mayan calander, the end of days,
GreenMan is renound in his way
Of bringing the things we think into light,
all the little things that give us fright,
And he loves to have us read them at night,
Guess for a while gonna sleep with a light.....Government conspiracies
(scientific wannabes)
Something moving in the sun
(don't you think it's time to run)
"Fade out" -
I know I'm missing... 2, I think, but I can't find them :(
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don davido, Mystery, bugs bunny, Factory
Ickle Mobster , Franky fingers, The expendableSir talk a lot, Attention Whore, evil empire, C M S War
Killer Khalsa, Ghetto Monstazz, bad mama jamaJohnny O, Gas Day, Leprechaun, Shake-N-Bake
Mojo, ask Mama Tek, can I please get my turfs backJustin Duran, The Man, flat face is back again
punchy's gone, speed reset, ChainSaw Charlie GoodbyeWe didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the turf's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight itPrimo Loco, JmanX, mama teck just oozes sex
whitey bulger, shaggly razors, who's MagnesiumBirdbreth, killer chef, Humboldtmoog, and AmNez
fachan glman, Arboc SuomonevCrew Missile, Testosterone, they capped me out of Californ
Odysseus, RandomBloke, Johney Concrete , Kilgore Troutthuglife, DouxSept, The TenderLoin, H@VOC,
KillnChill, jimmy slice, Johnny O and Massholes -
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the turf's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight itMike The Beech, Charlie sheen, Sabasaul, and \\// (/\dd Vee)
Hacksaw, D B R, Lethal Armed WarriorsFemme fatale, las vegas war, addi - static - moira
iamcanadian, U K New York invasionBRITFURYS WIFE, dill dough, plane tickets, KilgoreTrout
daddysims, Rhino, what happened to MoMoBig Jake, putz is banned, Desert Rain a fail again
Omnius, and Sunny, ImTheFukinDaddyWe didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the turf's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight itAdd swagger, Messrine, sunny takes miami
Xambler, Shiva, Retarded Pandasaelo2myltlfren, cupcake is capping again
Car-ly, Pixel Bug, Can I just get a hugsickmind, Johnny Cage, do you like potatoes baked
O u 8 1 2, Beauty's gonna reset you -
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the turf's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight itBigBK, Rogue Trader, The Commission has a Star
Vadan, Viper, dickdragon, Empire,Philly, Jersey, Addicting Game, viper is renegade,
"Havoc's King, there is no doubt", But B A I C capped me outnew orleans burns, Flat Face is High, BlackWall$treet suicide
Limericks, 3 to 1, Nick, Fluke, One ThumbBrit's beating on our shores, New York's under martial LAW
Bugs and Ultra NOLA wars, I can't take it anymore -
When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes with turf next to you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who plants turf along with you
If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who posts on forums along with you
And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering Private Messages to you
But I would hop 500 miles
And I would hop 500 more
Just to be the man who hopped 1000 miles
To lay turf down at your doorWhen I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard at capping you
And when the money comes in for the work I'll do
I'll pass almost every penny on to nick -
When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who checks my wars with you
And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old in Alaska with you
But I would hop 500 miles
And I would hop 500 more
Just to be the man who hopped 1000 miles
To lay turf down at your doorWhen I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose lonely without Turf Wars
When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream
Dream about turf hopping with you.
But I would hop 500 miles
And I would hop 500 more
Just to be the man who hopped 1000 miles
To lay turf down at your door -
Im only choosing 10-13 songs…
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Ƭⅈʛℰℜ wrote:
Lol, make a double album.Im only choosing 10-13 songs…
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💗Swagger💗 wrote:
Dang, im only 13, i need to be paid for thisƬⅈʛℰℜ wrote:
Lol, make a double album.Im only choosing 10-13 songs…
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She started out a newb like you,
near three years ago
learning ropes, capping blokes,
what and what not to do.Time goes on, a year long vet,
her knowledge being sought,
she went and wrote the basics,
the things that all newbs ought.
her wisdom sound, and brought before 'im
nick thought to stick, enlightenment,
on top of the Help Forum.when You see her 1 inf capo,
well you better hop on by,
alotta folks didnt and alotta folks died.
she got a fist of iron and a wit of steel,
so if her words dont getcha, her Lapua's will.So ware to make her angry,
else your game will change its worth,
good or bad ,depends how hard,
she spanks your naughty Turf.California to Virgina,
an'somewhere in Germany,
her whip in hand, shes watchful,
less you disrupt the harmony.dont whine when she uses it,
or cry for all to see,
cause youll get no support,
your on your own,
at the mercy of Mystery -
Found one I was missing. There's one more, but I can't figure it out..
@tiger, don't need to be paid if your enjoying what your doing. Sing it right, pick and choose our genius..but have fun with it. Haha 😜
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Whoever makes a parody of the Song Payphone will get one the ablum
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
RadioYou want to use the radio version or the concert version?
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🔰Heres my song🔰
🚧to the tune of "dirty deeds done dirt cheap"🚧
(Chorus)
He's N-man! Seventy eight!
He's N-man! Seventy eight!
He's N-man! Seventy eight!
He's N-man! Seventy eight!He's N-man and a Seventy eight. Hey! He's N-man and a seventy eight. Hey!
He's N-man! Seventy eight!
He's N-man! Seventy eight!
He's N-man! Seventy eight!
He's N-man! Seventy eight! -
I’m on an IPhone, tryin’ to call home, but Turfwars won't let me be
Where have the bars gone, these notifications, won't stop they killed my battery.Yeah, I, I know it’s hard to remember, where the turf used to be
It’s even harder to picture the turf set next to me
You say it’s too late to plant it, cause the openings gone
And in that time that you wasted, the whole turf trail torn down.
I’ve wasted my nights, capping fight after fight, now I’m buying points, cutting in on my dime, and I've had some fun, but even my crew can't stay up all night.Im on an iphone , tryin’ to drive home, all of my change I spent on Stam
The attack butt-on, it's call is too strong, so I start playing with one hand.
If happy little Turfers did exist, I would still be capping them like this
All those forums trolls are full of shit
If I let them live I might be sickOh, and now it's too late for sorry, ‘cause you were not yesterday
I gave you multiple chances but you just laughed them away -
You cant expect me to be kind, When I tried to show you I care,
I know I warned you before so, all of your turf will be mine,
Ive attacked you twice, then You start to whine, and then start to cry, say you got friends beside, you waiting to strike, but no matter cause you are still gonna die.
I’m on this IPhone, punching in unknown code, so that I'm stronger than you
I must have missed some, probably temp ones, the difference between our mob is two
If auto punching software did exist, I wouldn't have to hunt them down like this
Open up ICM with just one click
One more lousy fake code I'll be pissed.
Cause I'm on an IPhone
🌹
Man fuck that shit
I’ll be out spending all this money
On henchmen and more turf limit
Why is it never enough to catch up with it,
Cause the top mobs keep gettin bigger and bigger.
So I send out my car bomb with a push of a button
Blowing up your upgrade so you don't know who did it -
Switch to baclava to hit it in secret hiding my name that you never see it
Then I move to a smaller player, cap a turf for now save the rest for later
Cause he stronger than I thought, beat me more than once
Looks like I'll need more Mob before I get this done.
📣
Yeah, I’m on an IPhone, pretending I'm a-lone, like I've got nothing else to do
Where has the time gone, I have to go- so long, cause it was ten now it's two
If these dam vendetta did not exist, I wouldn't be having my ass kicked Or cause me to throw down my phone in a fit, Now it's chipped and I feel like a twit
Cause I'm on an IPhone
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