Proper reasons to declare WAR!!!
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There seems to be tons talk and yak yak about why or if people should go to war. So I thought it would be good for us to all shares some of our reasons besides the fact that it's called Turf Wars. Ok I'll start lol
1) You didn't send flowers to the girls
2) You forgot to bring something to the Party just damn A turfs or add bla bla
3) Your are Canadian lol...ok that's more for the older players who remember thuglife
4) Redheads are just better
5) You have 6 mule accounts called Ass Beta Charlie Dilido Echo and Franky
6) Anything Starbucks related
7) You have a nasty mouth and even your mommy can't clean it with soap
8) It's Thursday which means it's not Friday
9) Your sports team lost so you need to smash the other city
10) You don't like the color BlackOk there's a few. Feel free to add your proper reasons to go to WAR 👊💢
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11) you're an ass clown because the apposing side says so.
12) you don't support the 💃 and 🍺 movement. -
Sorry Johnny didn't mean to break the rules as soon as you put them up. 😁
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A week ago someone called me a dipshit and implied that I was a moron 😢.
That was reason enough for me I guess lol -
12) you don't support the 💃 and 🍺 movement. Yeahhhh ❤❤❤☕☕
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13) You have Random turf in the UK (hell anywhere for that matter I guess)
14) Car bombed turf
15) Turf attacks during EI Malagueña (it's for Spanish Jews) -
Missy Jane wrote:
That's a given. You might as well bend over if you don't support the ☕ movement.😝12) you don't support the 💃 and 🍺 movement. Yeahhhh ❤❤❤☕☕
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13) You have a shitty day and rather than kicking the dog or getting in a fight with the spouse, you decide to blow steam off in a game
14) You think of all the codes you punched and all the lazy slacking mob they represent and you decide to get them off their lazy asses and do some cleaver work
15) You are borded
You might as well ask why you shoot players in Halo.... It is the whole freaking point of the game!!
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17) just 'cos you got swag.
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I'm particularly fond of 14 :-D
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18. Because Tony's friends sisters cousins turf got capped according to Christopher who told Adrianna who told Vito and Vito told Tony and Tony asked if I would help be in a war because they stole all their loot turf .... I know it's true because their was a thread about it in the GD so I jumped in !!
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🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:
👆😂😂😂😂18. Because Tony's friends sisters cousins turf got capped according to Christopher who told Adrianna who told Vito and Vito told Tony and Tony asked if I would help be in a war because they stole all their loot turf .... I know it's true because their was a thread about it in the GD so I jumped in !!
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19. Some random little punk decides start capping the non loot turf of your lovely, and then when confronted, says they didn't do it.
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Because some sonna-bitch stole getch's pie.
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20. Being capped for covering a 1⃣ pin.... Maybe.....😏
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Because its Monday...
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fallacy wrote:
Ooooo... I love pie!Because some sonna-bitch stole getch's pie.
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20. Because your stamina is full.
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21. Because Mr. Big cat woke up from his nap. 💤💤Yawn!
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★Λubergine★ wrote:
👆Perfect reason👆20. Because your stamina is full.
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Because somebody likes Dunkin Donu.... Never mind on that one....
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★Λubergine★ wrote:
✨👍✨👍✨20. Because your stamina is full.
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21. Because you're always out of paper towels when you wash your hands and go to dry them.
22. Because you can't find the lids to your ink pens.
23. Because you ran out of toilet paper mid-wipe -
Kιngs☠Anαrchy wrote:
★Λubergine★ wrote:
👆Perfect reason👆20. Because your stamina is full.
Maybe the best so far ;-)
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★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ wrote:
Also, if your turf is the wrong color.20. Being capped for covering a 1⃣ pin.... Maybe.....😏
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27. Your turf looked at me funny.
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28. Because mom said so.
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29. You forgot to where a cup to the paint ball match....
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30. Because boobs
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fallacy wrote:
YES!Because some sonna-bitch stole getch's pie.
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fallacy wrote:
👍👍👍👍👍Because some sonna-bitch stole getch's pie.
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