Proper reasons to declare WAR!!!
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21. Because you get biatch slapped, are frustrated, are under the thumb at home and are not allowed to make any executive decisions without going through the better half 1st 👊👊👊
NB. If this really is the case open that can of whip a$$ on me👊👊👊👊👊
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31 - you just want to dominate the whole world
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32. Your punk ass kids thought it would be funny to "icy hot" your underwear!
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
32. Your punk ass kids thought it would be funny to "icy hot" your underwear!
Precious moments with your children. Ahhhh, to be a fly on your wall as that was happening, Priceless.
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I love 9, I just LOL'ed
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Epic.32. Your punk ass kids thought it would be funny to "icy hot" your underwear!
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33. Cuz it's a day that ends in "Y"
34. Cuz the 18 hour work days are coming to a close.
35. Just CUZ.... -
36. Because someone tricks you into carbombing VIP....errrr never mind....
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
37. Cuz you're a Dodge guy, not a V-dub guy....😳36. Because someone tricks you into carbombing VIP....errrr never mind....
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🔥⌖ Viper ⌖🔥 wrote:
Yes, but what color? Crips N Bloods been scrappin' over colors for years......༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
37. Cuz you're a Dodge guy, not a V-dub guy....😳36. Because someone tricks you into carbombing VIP....errrr never mind....
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Because someone stole your favorite pants..
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Queen Nicole wrote:
As long as its not otb's pants, we're all safe!👍Because someone stole your favorite pants..
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★HΛVOC★ wrote:
😂😂😂😂27. Your turf looked at me funny.
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“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:
30. Because boobs
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38. You forgot if it was an African or European swallow.
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38. Your teacher assigned you a ton of homework
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pboss1 wrote:
39. Because your students bitch ANYTIME you give them homework!38. Your teacher assigned you a ton of homework
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I've done number 9. I'm still at war with those asses from Worthington. 👿👿👿
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Well somebody planted a turf that says I AM CANDIAN right close to me and your 3rd rank reason has me concerned! I'm only 6500 strong
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40. cause me misses has hid me goddam whisky
41. cause I already had a beer n won't drive out ta get more
42. cause I now ran out n gotta smash summit up
43. the furniture tv n guitar are too new too throw from the window
44. Fcuk it gonna do it anyway -
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Item 23 is why I will never borrow the iPhone of a TW player...lets have a show of hands of anyone who has never carried their iPhone to the bathroom so they didn't miss something in TW...21. Because you're always out of paper towels when you wash your hands and go to dry them.
22. Because you can't find the lids to your ink pens.
23. Because you ran out of toilet paper mid-wipe -
★HΛVOC★ wrote:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂27. Your turf looked at me funny.
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🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:
Still making positive money though! LmaoA week ago someone called me a dipshit and implied that I was a moron 😢.
That was reason enough for me I guess lol -
Being an average Brit, I would just get my Blair on and say the Americans told me to. 👍
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45. Because "Tis Just A Flesh Wound"
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originalbones wrote:
I figured. Wish you would've kept your body armor. Gonna take a lot to chip away at your 41B dollars.🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:
Still making positive money though! LmaoA week ago someone called me a dipshit and implied that I was a moron 😢.
That was reason enough for me I guess lol -
46. Because.
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What if anything is PROPER about war?? If I feel like unleashing hell I do! In game or not!!
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47-Because you just got stronger than your bully! 👍
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χ🇺🇸ɑɱɓɭɛɾ 👊🔨💀 wrote:
Not me! I'm always in the bathroom with my iPad. I think it's funny when my nieces and nephews want to play with it all the time. 😂😂😂😂😏😂😂😂😂☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Item 23 is why I will never borrow the iPhone of a TW player...lets have a show of hands of anyone who has never carried their iPhone to the bathroom so they didn't miss something in TW...21. Because you're always out of paper towels when you wash your hands and go to dry them.
22. Because you can't find the lids to your ink pens.
23. Because you ran out of toilet paper mid-wipe
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