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Spanish lesson 1- for dumbasses (like me)

• mr. Buttwipe Aug 30, 2012

  Como te llamas?- who are you?
  Me llamo...- I am...

  0 to 15 spelled out ( counting up)
  Cero
  Uno
  Dos
  Tres
  Cuatro
  Cinco
  Seis
  Siete
  Ocho
  Nueve
  Diez
  Once
  Doce
  Trece
  Catorce
  Quince

  Hope you learned something! More Spanish for dumbasses to come!
• ⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ Aug 30, 2012

  What's your name/My name is. Just saying.
• mr. Buttwipe Aug 30, 2012

  Me llamo Timoteo
• UnknownAssassin Aug 30, 2012

  Dieciséis
  Diecisiete
  Dieciocho
  Diecinueve
  Veinte
  Trienta
  Cuarenta
  Cincuenta
  sesenta
  Setenta
  Ochenta
  Noventa
  Cien

  Pretty simple actually.
• mr. Buttwipe Aug 30, 2012

  In ours we only got up to 31 but we learned some other pointless stuff like: cual es tu telefono?
• UnknownAssassin Aug 30, 2012

  I only know some basics. If I ever want to learn some more Spanish, I will do in my free time. Or use google translate 👍
• E=MC(Hammer) Aug 30, 2012

  ✮⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛✮ wrote:

  What's your name/My name is. Just saying.
  

  Actually, you are wrong.
  Como te llamas translates into "what are you called?"
  Me llamo is "I am called___"
• Golden Dino Aug 30, 2012

  UnknownAssassin wrote:

  I only know some basics. If I ever want to learn some more Spanish, I will do in my free time. Or use google translate 👍
  

  Or talk to me instead of a translator haha
• mr. Buttwipe Aug 30, 2012

  UnknownAssassin wrote:

  I only know some basics. If I ever want to learn some more Spanish, I will do in my free time. Or use google translate 👍
  

  After my second year of it, ill be done
• Alexei Aug 30, 2012

  Извините, но я только говорят на английском и русском языках! Я пытался узнать, испанский язык, но не работает слишком хорошо.
• ᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) Aug 30, 2012

  UnknownAssassin wrote:

  Dieciséis
  Diecisiete
  Dieciocho
  Diecinueve
  Veinte
  Trienta
  Cuarenta
  Cincuenta
  sesenta
  Setenta
  Ochenta
  Noventa
  Cien

  Pretty simple actually.
  

  You know some spanish
• woodybear47 Aug 30, 2012

  Tango el gato en los pantalones
• mr. Buttwipe Aug 30, 2012

  ⚡ϮђɛƦɛʂîʂϮąɳƈɛ⚡ wrote:

  ✮⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛✮ wrote:

  What's your name/My name is. Just saying.
  

  Actually, you are wrong.
  Como te llamas translates into "what are you called?"
  Me llamo is "I am called___"

  Whatever, it's one thing to be an English spelling policeman, but a bi langual grammar/ spelling policeman, that's just crazy
• jennskiezz Aug 30, 2012

  Hola mis amigos! Me llamo Jenna. Estoy en clase de espanol dos en la escuela. Me gusta hablar espanol porque hablar en espanol es muy facil. Que tal?
• 👿Vandelay👿 Aug 30, 2012

  Damn you just reminded me I have a Spanish test tomorrow I'm gonna fail ;(
• UnknownAssassin Aug 30, 2012

  Golden Dino wrote:

  UnknownAssassin wrote:

  I only know some basics. If I ever want to learn some more Spanish, I will do in my free time. Or use google translate 👍
  

  Or talk to me instead of a translator haha

  If I wanted to feel stupid, I might as well talk to a rock. At least a rock won't judge me, if I talk to you, you will speak so much spanish I will feel stupid. With a rock I feel stupid but no judgement towards my stupidity feeling.
• E=MC(Hammer) Aug 30, 2012

  mr. Buttwipe wrote:

  ⚡ϮђɛƦɛʂîʂϮąɳƈɛ⚡ wrote:

  ✮⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛✮ wrote:

  What's your name/My name is. Just saying.
  

  Actually, you are wrong.
  Como te llamas translates into "what are you called?"
  Me llamo is "I am called___"

  Whatever, it's one thing to be an English spelling policeman, but a bi langual grammar/ spelling policeman, that's just crazy

  If you are going to correct someone's post, you should at least do it right. Telling him he is wrong when what 415 was saying was even more wrong doesn't make sense.
• Golden Dino Aug 30, 2012

  UnknownAssassin wrote:

  Golden Dino wrote:

  UnknownAssassin wrote:

  I only know some basics. If I ever want to learn some more Spanish, I will do in my free time. Or use google translate 👍
  

  Or talk to me instead of a translator haha

  If I wanted to feel stupid, I might as well talk to a rock. At least a rock won't judge me, if I talk to you, you will speak so much spanish I will feel stupid. With a rock I feel stupid but no judgement towards my stupidity feeling.

  Stupid rocks 😝
• UnknownAssassin Aug 30, 2012

  Golden Dino wrote:

  UnknownAssassin wrote:

  Golden Dino wrote:

  UnknownAssassin wrote:

  I only know some basics. If I ever want to learn some more Spanish, I will do in my free time. Or use google translate 👍
  

  Or talk to me instead of a translator haha

  If I wanted to feel stupid, I might as well talk to a rock. At least a rock won't judge me, if I talk to you, you will speak so much spanish I will feel stupid. With a rock I feel stupid but no judgement towards my stupidity feeling.

  Stupid rocks 😝

  Now your judging rocks!
• ❌❌🇪🇸℘ɑøℒø🇪🇸❌❌ Aug 30, 2012

  Estoy en español para los estudiantes que hablan español en sus casas o para los 'Spanish heritage speakers'
• Golden Dino Aug 30, 2012

  UnknownAssassin wrote:

  Golden Dino wrote:

  UnknownAssassin wrote:

  Golden Dino wrote:

  UnknownAssassin wrote:

  I only know some basics. If I ever want to learn some more Spanish, I will do in my free time. Or use google translate 👍
  

  Or talk to me instead of a translator haha

  If I wanted to feel stupid, I might as well talk to a rock. At least a rock won't judge me, if I talk to you, you will speak so much spanish I will feel stupid. With a rock I feel stupid but no judgement towards my stupidity feeling.

  Stupid rocks 😝

  Now your judging rocks!

  The rocks have an IQ of like, 7
• mr. Buttwipe Aug 30, 2012

  ⚡ϮђɛƦɛʂîʂϮąɳƈɛ⚡ wrote:

  mr. Buttwipe wrote:

  ⚡ϮђɛƦɛʂîʂϮąɳƈɛ⚡ wrote:

  ✮⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛✮ wrote:

  What's your name/My name is. Just saying.
  

  Actually, you are wrong.
  Como te llamas translates into "what are you called?"
  Me llamo is "I am called___"

  Whatever, it's one thing to be an English spelling policeman, but a bi langual grammar/ spelling policeman, that's just crazy

  If you are going to correct someone's post, you should at least do it right. Telling him he is wrong when what 415 was saying was even more wrong doesn't make sense.

  It was just a joke man, chill
• E=MC(Hammer) Aug 30, 2012

  A mi me interesa en trabajandé con Español en mi profecíon. Estoy in la clase de BI Español, porque deseo a recibir el diplomado de BI.
• E=MC(Hammer) Aug 30, 2012

  mr. Buttwipe wrote:

  ⚡ϮђɛƦɛʂîʂϮąɳƈɛ⚡ wrote:

  mr. Buttwipe wrote:

  ⚡ϮђɛƦɛʂîʂϮąɳƈɛ⚡ wrote:

  ✮⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛✮ wrote:

  What's your name/My name is. Just saying.
  

  Actually, you are wrong.
  Como te llamas translates into "what are you called?"
  Me llamo is "I am called___"

  Whatever, it's one thing to be an English spelling policeman, but a bi langual grammar/ spelling policeman, that's just crazy

  If you are going to correct someone's post, you should at least do it right. Telling him he is wrong when what 415 was saying was even more wrong doesn't make sense.

  It was just a joke man, chill

  Im not getting anxious here, just defending my position.
• Ex Tuh Cee Aug 30, 2012

  Alexei wrote:

  Извините, но я только говорят на английском и русском языках! Я пытался узнать, испанский язык, но не работает слишком хорошо.
  

  👆👆Yeah! Spanish!👆👆
• ✯ⅅミϮℜ∆ℵ₲ℰ℞✯ Aug 30, 2012

  mr. Buttwipe wrote:

  Como te llamas?- who are you?
  Me llamo...- I am...

  0 to 15 spelled out ( counting up)
  Cero
  Uno
  Dos
  Tres
  Cuatro
  Cinco
  Seis
  Siete
  Ocho
  Nueve
  Diez
  Once
  Doce
  Trece
  Catorce
  Quince

  Hope you learned something! More Spanish for dumbasses to come!
  

  I am is yo soy not me llamo.
• 🍃⚡Πατнαπ⚡🍃 Aug 30, 2012

  jennskiezz wrote:

  Hola mis amigos! Me llamo Jenna. Estoy en clase de espanol dos en la escuela. Me gusta hablar espanol porque hablar en espanol es muy facil. Que tal?
  

  This is what I got
  Hola mis amigos=Hello my friend
  Me llamo Jenna: My names is/I am called Jenna
  Me gusta: I like
  Espanol: Spanish
  Hola señorita! Me muy( I forget the spelling ) bien.Y tu?____.
  Me llamo Nathan. Igualmente 😜. Hasta la vista señorita Jenna!
• ⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ Aug 30, 2012

  ⚡ϮђɛƦɛʂîʂϮąɳƈɛ⚡ wrote:

  ✮⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛✮ wrote:

  What's your name/My name is. Just saying.
  

  Actually, you are wrong.
  Como te llamas translates into "what are you called?"
  Me llamo is "I am called___"

  😳😱😞 How could I have gotten this wrong. You're right. There's no way it could literally translate to "how do you call yourself" but be an idiom for "my name is." Bobo.
• Carpenter Aug 30, 2012

  Whenever I attempt Spanish, I use the most hick hillbilly accent I can do. It makes it much more American. 👍👍👍😂😂😂
• mr. Buttwipe Aug 30, 2012

  Buenos noches, TW!
• mr. Buttwipe Aug 30, 2012

  👆 I'm not really sure of the spelling

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