Stupidest thing you have said to a girl.
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For me I told this girl I played her like a Nintendo and then she took a picture of it and posted it on Facebook .. 😂
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Hey you wana go out with me?
Girl yes😺
Me I'm just fucking with you 😹 -
kookiie wrote:
Done that her reaction a kick to the balls 😂Hey you wana go out with me?
Girl yes😺
Me I'm just fucking with you 😹 -
Back when I was in high school I saw a girl bent over and meant to say it in my head, but said it out loud, "That's a woman's place". Needless to say I got slapped. :/. But also got a date from her :).
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I wonder how long it's gonna take before someone's answers this with "I do"... 😂😂😂
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I think it was when I was having a bad day and the lady was making fun of my tie on the metro and would be quiet. So I told her to shut up or get off.
Not the best thing(nor brightest) I have ever said to a woman.
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One day I was really drunk at a gas station. I told this really good looking girl that I could put the air hose in my butt and it would make me fart.
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Carpenter wrote:
HA!I wonder how long it's gonna take before someone's answers this with "I do"... 😂😂😂
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Only in WV lmao😂😂😂😂One day I was really drunk at a gas station. I told this really good looking girl that I could put the air hose in my butt and it would make me fart.
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I told a girl one time, while having sex, that I did her sister earlier that day.
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I actually told a girl that I was going to ride her like a Shetland pony the first time I met her. Ended up dating the girl for a year.
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"are those real?"
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Hey can I get a date with your freind
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👿Vandelay👿 wrote:
Haga she tired slaping me i duck and run 😝kookiie wrote:
Done that her reaction a kick to the balls 😂Hey you wana go out with me?
Girl yes😺
Me I'm just fucking with you 😹 -
So this wasn't me but still funny. This girl runs up to my best friend in the mall saying, "OMG, Joe How are you"?, while giving him a big hug. He looked at me; looked her right in the eye and blurted out, "Was I THAT drunk"? I instantly started laughing. She started crying. We felt pretty bad but still super funny!
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“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:
😂😂😂 I'm dying right now"are those real?"
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Ski24 wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂So this wasn't me but still funny. This girl runs up to my best friend in the mall saying, "OMG, Joe How are you"?, while giving him a big hug. He looked at me; looked her right in the eye and blurted out, "Was I THAT drunk"? I instantly started laughing. She started crying. We felt pretty bad but still super funny!
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How far along's the baby?... Woops 😳
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Me: wanna get a pizza n fuck
Girl: nooo
Me: why not? Don't like pizza.. -
🌆💀🔫GTR36🔫💀🌆 wrote:
You call that the rodeo rider!I told a girl one time, while having sex, that I did her sister earlier that day.
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Cookie?
:( got me slapped cause She was having a tough time on her diet
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"no, you didn't see me on TV..."
D'oh!
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
That's what I said..."Will you marry me?"
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂"Will you marry me?"
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I got one, it's not really of what I said but what she did! But long story short I had this creepy girl stalk/ obsess over me in like the 9th grade, (biggest pain in the ass) and I went on vaca with my fam to puerto Rico, guess who found me in the middle of the rainforest.....that's no coincidence lol
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mayblater wrote:
🍃👀🍃...I got one, it's not really of what I said but what she did! But long story short I had this creepy girl stalk/ obsess over me in like the 9th grade, (biggest pain in the ass) and I went on vaca with my fam to puerto Rico, guess who found me in the middle of the rainforest.....that's no coincidence lol
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
What he said"Will you marry me?"
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Like 3 months ago I was real drunk @ a party and pointed to this girl's vagina & said "are you going to eat that?" she knew I was drunk & that the sober me wouldn't ever say that, but still…
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" may I push in your stool?"
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Hmm back when I was young and dumb I always liked the line " Go up in you?" Hardly ever worked though. Go figure.
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
Hahahah 👍 that was gonna be mine!"Will you marry me?"
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