Stupidest thing you have said to a girl.
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
"Will you marry me?"
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"it's ok, u can drive this time"
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No, I'm right (girl / wife same thing)
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Do you want to go out with me?
Yes!
Why? I don't even like you.
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One time on a school trip we were about to go swimming and my roommates and I were talking about which girls would look hot in a bikini and which ones wouldn't. Sadly when we got back in the hallway some girls came up to us and said we were talking to loud. 😢
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How much do you weigh?
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My wife doesn't understand me.
Or words to that effect...
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Slickdik McGlik wrote:
Hahahahahaha fail"it's ok, u can drive this time"
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I called my friend a bitch when we wer sailing and she pushed me out of the boat ⛵💃🙌⛵😜
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I'm having doubts.
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Girl looks at me, I look at girl. This goes on for an hour before she walks up to me and just stares at me in silence.
I ask "I suppose I better ask you your name then."
Been married to her for 15 years now! -
mayblater wrote:
How the hell would she have followed you to PR and found you in "El Yunque"? That's a big ass rainforest, just sayingI got one, it's not really of what I said but what she did! But long story short I had this creepy girl stalk/ obsess over me in like the 9th grade, (biggest pain in the ass) and I went on vaca with my fam to puerto Rico, guess who found me in the middle of the rainforest.....that's no coincidence lol
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✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ 25 min ago Quote
mayblater wrote:
I got one, it's not really of what I said but what she did! But long story short I had this creepy girl stalk/ obsess over me in like the 9th grade, (biggest pain in the ass) and I went on vaca with my fam to puerto Rico, guess who found me in the middle of the rainforest.....that's no coincidence lolHow the hell would she have followed you to PR and found you in "El Yunque"? That's a big ass rainforest, just saying
I know! Don't tell me how... My guess is like a month prior to it I must of told her( being nice and all ) and boom , there she found me at a rest stop... I've never ran to a bathroom so quickly b4 , she ended up talking to my bro lmao then she called me later that night.X/
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Women belong either in the kitchen or on top of me so choose one before slave!
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Well I can tell you to Definatly not ask this question. Way back in high school. I met this chick at a party. While we were about half naked in this basement of the party. I asked her, So what's your name? Then came the slap and she left putting her clothes back on. What I didn't know is this girl had a crush on me for a long time. I went to a big school u can't know everybody. So she was pissed cause she thought I knew of her as well and liked her. So don't ask that question when your half naked......
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You want to go to the movies this weekend?
Girl: yeah
Me: have fun while your there -
Carpenter wrote:
ROFLMFAOOL 😹😹😹I wonder how long it's gonna take before someone's answers this with "I do"... 😂😂😂
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Come into my kitchen. I wanna show u my big organ! True👍🍻🍀 I married her eventually!
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Oh! I had a Hammond organ model L in my kitchen!
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I told a girl a few inches taller than me that she was 'huge'. Horribly wrong choice of words.
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Just told a girl that I had a birthday present and I had the kettle on. She's nitcanswering her phone anymore.
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*not answering
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I said i hated japanese people (when talking about this annoying kid) then i realised she was part japanese...
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"I love you."
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"I do"
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GuiltyOneThumbBastard wrote:
Hahahah 👍 that was gonna be mine!"Will you marry me?"
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❇乃عทزy❇ wrote:
😁😁😁Girl looks at me, I look at girl. This goes on for an hour before she walks up to me and just stares at me in silence.
I ask "I suppose I better ask you your name then."
Been married to her for 15 years now!Actually this is really adorable
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jennskiezz wrote:
Nice one Benjy mate!❇乃عทزy❇ wrote:
😁😁😁Girl looks at me, I look at girl. This goes on for an hour before she walks up to me and just stares at me in silence.
I ask "I suppose I better ask you your name then."
Been married to her for 15 years now!Actually this is really adorable
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As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
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Ҝɧ₳ℓ Ð℟ǿǤǿ wrote:
Better make sure she's clean 😜As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
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