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Today I was walking down the street in Fairbanks Alaska where I live when I was attacked by a moose. The moose charged at me and I dove out of the way. When I landed I broke my left wrist. The moose turned around and gored me with his antler in the left abdomen. I jabbed him in the eye with my finger and he ran away. In the process I broke the right index finger on my right hand. I was flown to FBMC Fairbanks medical center. Where they were able to successfully patch me up. I am now home resting. Thank you all for your concern. ✌
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Wow..... Cool story, needs more.... Never mind, get well soon
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Really dude???
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Damn! Get well soon.
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That Crazy man!!!! Hope you doin alright soon man.
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Best wishes for a speedy recovery! 🎈🎈
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Fall down the stairs?
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Oh lucky fucker! Your in Fairbanks lol don't forget to lay down some taxing turf while your laid up at the hospital!!! 😉
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At least it wasn't a buffalo; those things can get funky!
Seriously though, hope you get well soon -
He's not in Fairbanks, he doesn't even have Alaskian Turf...
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Get better bud
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Needs more dragons and shit😏
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PROJECT_HAWK23 wrote:
And wizards. 😹Needs more dragons and shit😏
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Yeah moose don't like buffalos much
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Seems idd you have absolutely no turf in AK?
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Аляска wrote:
Yea I accidentally tore down my Alaska turf and now I'm slightly over limit :( in a couple days when I buy more limit I should be able to plant turf again.Seems idd you have absolutely no turf in AK?
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Hope your feeling better,I'll be sure to put this in the news.
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And btw I don't even have turf where I live,you don't have too
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Funky Buffalo wrote:
Hey wasn't me must have been that other m00se😳Today I was walking down the street in Fairbanks Alaska where I live when I was attacked by a moose. The moose charged at me and I dove out of the way. When I landed I broke my left wrist. The moose turned around and gored me with his antler in the left abdomen. I jabbed him in the eye with my finger and he ran away. In the process I broke the right index finger on my right hand. I was flown to FBMC Fairbanks medical center. Where they were able to successfully patch me up. I am now home resting. Thank you all for your concern. ✌
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Are you sure it was not a white shark? They say that if you are attacked by a big white you have to poke him in the eye!
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Get well
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Feel better soon, btw to get revenge buy a rifle and go on a moose killin spree!
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He was jumped by moose and squirrel! Where's Natasha when you need her?
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Wow i've heard of stories like this before. Those things are huge! Praying for a quick recovery bro.
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Bullshit!!
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❇乃عทزy❇ wrote:
Mooseshit!😜Bullshit!!
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
And that!❇乃عทزy❇ wrote:
Mooseshit!😜Bullshit!!
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Those responsible have been sacked.
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If this turns out to be a lie, I'll be very offended funky. Moose attacks are no laughing matter....
But if you're telling the truth, than I hope you get better soon. -
Ok, so I loaded my Ak, and spotted some moose tracks.....I dropped my gun and grabbed a spoon. Thats some good ass ice cream!
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
😂 epic!Ok, so I loaded my Ak, and spotted some moose tracks.....I dropped my gun and grabbed a spoon. Thats some good ass ice cream!
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