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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
👆😂😂😂👌Ok, so I loaded my Ak, and spotted some moose tracks.....I dropped my gun and grabbed a spoon. Thats some good ass ice cream!
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Cool story bro, needs more moose and buffaloes, and funk
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sadsam wrote:
I'll say it. Needs more wizards and dragons and shit.Wow..... Cool story, needs more.... Never mind, get well soon
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Aw I usually like Mooses
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Maybe the moose disliked buffalos
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Buffalo vs Moose let the battle begin. Round two. Get well soon
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Cooper King 7 wrote:
Funks, if you need air support, let us know. We'll Stam dump that moose!👍😜Maybe the moose disliked buffalos
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Woo this was like the state farm commercial the only difference is hes not inside the car, but its nice to hear you're okay now . Get well soon brotha you a brave man 👍👏👏
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Update: my friend who was driving by in his car said it was really a beaver that attacked me. Apparently I didn't hurt my wrist or finger and when I dove out of the way but a pimple did pop on my back which is why I thought I was gored. Oh and apparently I was at a hurricane party in Florida when all this happened. I think the wind simulated the helicopter ride. My friends tell me I've never been to Alaska. Thank you for the turf wars community coming together in my time of need. You are all fantastic except for you jerks who doubted my story. I'm coming for all your turf.
Just kidding, I don't play like that. Happy turfing.
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I am embarrassed for some of you, seriously.
(if you do not know if I am referring to you or not, then I am definately referring to you)
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂I am embarrassed for some of you, seriously.
(if you do not know if I am referring to you or not, then I am definately referring to you)
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Funky Buffalo wrote:
😂😂😂hahahahahahahaUpdate: my friend who was driving by in his car said it was really a beaver that attacked me. Apparently I didn't hurt my wrist or finger and when I dove out of the way but a pimple did pop on my back which is why I thought I was gored. Oh and apparently I was at a hurricane party in Florida when all this happened. I think the wind simulated the helicopter ride. My friends tell me I've never been to Alaska. Thank you for the turf wars community coming together in my time of need. You are all fantastic except for you jerks who doubted my story. I'm coming for all your turf.
Just kidding, I don't play like that. Happy turfing.
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😄 I'll have what he's had
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I don't think you want it. This buffalo is "F"unky! 😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😄 I'll have what he's had
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If it was a beaver, then go on a beaver killing spree
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IT WAS BIEVER RECIEVER
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I sent the moose that attacked you a horses head shouldnt have any more problems old man 👴😜
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Where are all of the "get well soon" messages going?
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Wow glad you ok
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Damn my head hurts this morning. Not sure if it's from the beaver attack or the large amount of alcohol I consumed yesterday. I'll keep you all updated.
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fun6754 wrote:
Scroll up...Funky Buffalo wrote:
Beaver attack? I thought it was a moose attack. 😂😂😂😂😂Damn my head hurts this morning. Not sure if it's from the beaver attack or the large amount of alcohol I consumed yesterday. I'll keep you all updated.
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🎵Ƥĭⱥŋø ℳⱥŋ🎵 wrote:
Oops sorry.fun6754 wrote:
Scroll up...Funky Buffalo wrote:
Beaver attack? I thought it was a moose attack. 😂😂😂😂😂Damn my head hurts this morning. Not sure if it's from the beaver attack or the large amount of alcohol I consumed yesterday. I'll keep you all updated.
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
😂😂😂I am embarrassed for some of you, seriously.
(if you do not know if I am referring to you or not, then I am definately referring to you)
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! ! ! ADD W7 wrote:
This story has enough trolls though.PROJECT_HAWK23 wrote:
And wizards. 😹Needs more dragons and shit😏
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Eric. wrote:
ERIC PERIOD IS BACK!!!If it was a beaver, then go on a beaver killing spree
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You didn't fool me. I've been attacked by moose before and actually do live in Fairbanks. Poking them in the eye just pisses them off.
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Wow, I've never seen a mob to influence ratio like that? Are you the biggest fish in your pond or what?
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💀ṉͥōƀͣōͫƌỷ💀 wrote:
Holy shit!Wow, I've never seen a mob to influence ratio like that? Are you the biggest fish in your pond or what?
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I guess when you go crazy laying turf with your mule acct then capping, that's what your ratio will look like.
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shaggysan wrote:
I guess when you go crazy laying turf with your mule acct then capping, that's what your ratio will look like.
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