The highly controversial and devastating thread
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Basically, this guy was a well liked bloke. He was a farmer, had a bunch of chickens, and kept to himself most of the time. This is not to say he was a recluse, he simply was not particularly social.
People looked at him and said,
"That guy is a nice guy."Then one day, he found a fox on his farm. They sat down to discuss living arrangements, as the farmer, whom we shall call Garry, didn't wish to evict the fox because he was an animal lover. He explained to the fox that he relied on his chickens for food: eggs for lunch, breakfast and dinner, and roast chicken each Sunday dinner. He requested that the chickens be left alone. As long as they were safe, the fox could live on his farm.
Now, the fox was a clever old thing, and he knew there wasn't much chance that he'd ever receive an offer like this again, so he accepted, and they lived happily together on the farmer's land for some time.
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One frosty morning, the farmer got out of bed, dressed himself, and wandered outside to collect some eggs for his breakfast. As he stepped out his back door, he wondered why the chickens were so quiet. As he walked towards the hutch, he saw a hole in the wire. A little shiver ran down his spine, and he rushed to check inside.
The sight that met his eyes was that of a devastating massacre - blood and feathers were everywhere. Not a single chicken was alive, and yet, none had been stolen!
In a rage, Garry rushed inside. Grabbing his gun, he pulled on a hat, filled a water bottle, and set off in pursuit of the fox.
For two days and two nights, he hunted the rascal. Then, as the sun neared the horizon on the evening of the second day, he found the wily fox and held him at gunpoint.
"Why?! Why, after living happily here for months, why did you kill my chickens?!" he shouted at the fox.
The fox looked up at him and said innocently,
"But, I didn't do it!"But, he did.
The end.
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And how is it highly controversial? If anything if would make for annoyance, not controversy
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It's annoying, isn't it 😊
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😂😂👌👌Haha i just blurted out laughing with that, one time when i actually did laugh out loud to something👍
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I suppose I should say here that everybody has lost the game 😏
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He should have shot the fox to begin with they do what they do. Then you skin it sell the pelt or stuff it for warnings for other foxes
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This story reminds me of another one. Don't worry, it's pretty short.
That is, it's about somebody short.
His name was Randy Namwen, and he lived in France. He liked eating scones. Sadly, he ate too many and died of a twisted gut, caused by an excess of heavy dough in the small intestine. His cousin's surname was Newman.
The end.
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A farmer once put a little bell on all his roosters to see if they were doing their job in the hen pen.... So he really liked this one Rooster that he called butch, well when he came in to check and see which roosters were doing their job he did not here Butches bell... But what he also saw was that all the other roosters were chasing the other hens and the hens were running away because of the bells. But then he saw Butch walking around with the bell in his mouth, quietly walking up to a hen, screw her and then go on to the next hen. Butch here resembles all the politicians in this country... They are put under all these restrictions but are then sneaky enough to get around them, walk up to the unsuspecting taxpayer, screw them, and go on to the next one.
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No that is what you call a controversial topic Turfa.....
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Lolol this thread is only meant to be annoying. Which I suppose might make it mildly contraversial in itself 😝
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You are by no means a lawyer.
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Btw, nice story. I don't care if it's contraversial or not - it's true. But I'm not here to discuss politicians lol
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Think of something else to combat me with...
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jake rock wrote:
Ok. I choose ... paper.Think of something else to combat me with...
*please choose rock, please choose rock* lol -
Sharp rock!
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...did the farmer shoot the fox?
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jake rock wrote:
Woo! Talk about a win-win situation!Sharp rock!
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♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
Talk about one more controversial comment.jake rock wrote:
Woo! Talk about a win-win situation!Sharp rock!
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Man alive !!!!!! How come every time I post on a forum, that thread loses activity for a few min....?????
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Eric. wrote: ✂
Did you want him to? What if Garry believed him? We know he's an animal lover. Did the fox think to ask for a lawyer? And if he got a lawyer, did the lawyer like foxes? A lot of people don't like foxes. My sisters don't like foxes, it's part of the reason that they don't go outside at night. The only reason I don't go out at night is because of vampires. They can't get into my house. I don't have my own house. That's a problem. Speaking of problems, does the world really have a population problem? I mean, I've done my research and all, but another source only adds credibility to a report. Reports are boring. Except when it's the report of a gun. That's like the technical word for gunshot sound. Guns are fun. But so is sex. My cats might get that tonight. I'll have to throw them outside if they do. It's quite cold outside tonight. That's gotta suck for them. Do male cat's penis' shrink in the cold? That'd suck.I'm watching family guy.
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jake rock wrote:
I have the same problem. It's a problem. Problems are problematic, are they not? LolMan alive !!!!!! How come every time I post on a forum, that thread loses activity for a few min....?????
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jake rock wrote:
SHUT UP! JUST SHUT - ooooh shiny 😳♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
Talk about one more controversial comment.jake rock wrote:
Woo! Talk about a win-win situation!Sharp rock!
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Well you are a very positive individual and I like that.
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Are you guys still drunk? It's 8:42am where I am lol
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⚔ᎬᎡᎪᎽᏟ⚖ wrote:
It's 10:43pm here and I wish I was drunk. I haven't had a drop 😞Are you guys still drunk? It's 8:42am where I am lol
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Dude! Seriously?!?!?! Just shut up alright!!!!
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jake rock wrote:
You!Dude! Seriously?!?!?! Just shut up alright!!!!
Actually, I'm going to go. Lol. I'm almost finished this episode of family guy, and I'm going outside for a smoke then going to bed lol. Don't mind me here. I'm being chatty and shit 😜That's all, folks! *insert bunny chewing carrot here*
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If you want a controversial & devastating topic, talk about religion/what's the one true religion/ why does everyone think theirs is correct?
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I'd rather discuss the price of milk, or the legalisation of already legal drugs, or the correct way to walk so as not to lose weight, or basically any other completely irrelivant and useless topic. Haven't you already figured out the point of this thread?
It's about monkeys and clowns, though perhaps not in the same breath. That could lead to some awkward moments ...
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There was once a chicken farmer who has hundreds of chickens but no rooster. The farmer's chickens began to complain because there was no rooster. The farmer explained to the chickens that he didn't care for roosters because they were loud and crowed all the time. The chickens continued to complain and the farmer said there were too many chickens for only one rooster and if there were two roosters they fight and not pay attention to the chickens. The chickens insisted they needed a rooster and threatened the farmer, telling him they would lay no more eggs until the farmer got them a rooster.
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