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Reluctantly the farmer went to market looking for a rooster. On the to the market the farmer happened upon man walking down the road with a rooster. He asked the if the rooster was for sale. The man told the farmer the rooster was indeed for sale, but warned him the rooster had incredible stamina, so much stamina he had exhausted all the mans chickens to the point they no longer laid eggs. The farmer told the man he had many chickens and could use a rooster with lots of stamina. The man agreed to sell rooter to the farmer and td him the rooster's name was Brooster.
The farmer took possession of Brooster the rooster and began walking back to his farm. Along the way he explained to Brooster, there were many chickens on his farm and they not had a rooster for quit se time, so Brooster should pace himself or he would quickly become exhausted. Brooster told the farmer not to worry, that could easily satisfy the entire flock.
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This is the story of a lake. Now this lake was out in the middle of nowhere with one cabin there. One day a wealthy man tore down the whole forest and built a huge summer camp there. He lived there during the winter in a mansion and kids lived there in the summer for camp of course. So the man in the cabin didn't like this one bit. He was a treehugger to the max (ironic since he lived in a log cabin). So one day during the winter he grabbed the 12 gauge and went to kill the man.
He walked around the lake.He knocked on the mans door.
The man opened the door, and got on the floor.
Everybody walked the dinosaur.
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The farmer introduced Brooster to the chickens and admonished them to take it easy on Brooster. Brooster told the farmer again that he could easily handle all the chickens. The farmer put Brooster down and Brooster immediately got down to business. The farmer watched with some curiosity for a while and was amazed to see Brooster go from chicken to chicken without delay. Soon the farmer had other things he had to attend too, as he left he reminded Brooster to pace himself. Brooster told the farmer not to worry. After a few hours the farmer came by an found Brooster still hard at work and recommended Brooster take it easy. Brooster brushed off the farmers concern and bragged he would satisfy the entire flock before dinner.
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If you see a faded sign on the side of the road that says fifteen miles to the Looooove Shack! The love shack baby!
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Seriously though ,did the farmer shoot the fox?
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After several hours the farmer returned to find all the chickens satisfied. Brooster was no were to be seen. The farmer looked across the farm and say a still figure on the ground with vultures circiling overhead. Fearing the worst the farmer rushed over and found a lifeless brooster. "I told you to pace yourself," the farmer said to the corpse. To the farmer's surprise Brooster opened one of eyes and said, "get out here the vultures are just about land."
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ℜagɳar Loðbrók wrote:
That was worth reading the whole story haha.After several hours the farmer returned to find all the chickens satisfied. Brooster was no were to be seen. The farmer looked across the farm and say a still figure on the ground with vultures circiling overhead. Fearing the worst the farmer rushed over and found a lifeless brooster. "I told you to pace yourself," the farmer said to the corpse. To the farmer's surprise Brooster opened one of eyes and said, "get out here the vultures are just about land."
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Eric. wrote:
I forget, dot or period?Seriously though ,did the farmer shoot the fox?
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OttoNorse wrote:
Dot, always a dot.Eric. wrote:
I forget, dot or period?Seriously though ,did the farmer shoot the fox?
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ℜagɳar Loðbrók wrote:
After several hours the farmer returned to find all the chickens satisfied. Brooster was no were to be seen. The farmer looked across the farm and say a still figure on the ground with vultures circiling overhead. Fearing the worst the farmer rushed over and found a lifeless brooster. "I told you to pace yourself," the farmer said to the corpse. To the farmer's surprise Brooster opened one of eyes and said, "get out here the vultures are just about land."
Lol. Ive heard this many times but being old I'd forgotten the ending and so I get to laugh once again.
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Eric. wrote:
Dot. Period, end of discussion!😜OttoNorse wrote:
Dot, always a dot.Eric. wrote:
I forget, dot or period?Seriously though ,did the farmer shoot the fox?
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ℜagɳar Loðbrók wrote:
This was definitely worth reading 😂😂😂👍👍👍After several hours the farmer returned to find all the chickens satisfied. Brooster was no were to be seen. The farmer looked across the farm and say a still figure on the ground with vultures circiling overhead. Fearing the worst the farmer rushed over and found a lifeless brooster. "I told you to pace yourself," the farmer said to the corpse. To the farmer's surprise Brooster opened one of eyes and said, "get out here the vultures are just about land."
Eric., in reply to your question, nobody knows if the farmer shot the fox or not. It's up to you, the reader, to decide for yourself 😏
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Ok then, you guys want contraversy. I'll give you contraversy - discuss here your opinions on gay marriage.
Tradition says marriage should be the union between a man and a woman. Nature also says that. However, some people like their own gender, and as humans they should have the right to marry whoever they like.
I personally am scared of guys (sexually, that is), but I respect that they have made a choice that they are fully allowed to make. So - gay bashers and gays alike, POST YOUR SHITTY OPINIONS HERE!! Lol.Kk✌
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P.S. I believe autocorrect doesn't know how to spell that 'contra-' word ... unfortunately neither can I 😜
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I personally don't agree with gay marriage, but I don't want my opinion to get in the way of someone else's happiness.
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♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
The I decide the farmer shot the fox 😊 JUSTICE!!!ℜagɳar Loðbrók wrote:
This was definitely worth reading 😂😂😂👍👍👍After several hours the farmer returned to find all the chickens satisfied. Brooster was no were to be seen. The farmer looked across the farm and say a still figure on the ground with vultures circiling overhead. Fearing the worst the farmer rushed over and found a lifeless brooster. "I told you to pace yourself," the farmer said to the corpse. To the farmer's surprise Brooster opened one of eyes and said, "get out here the vultures are just about land."
Eric., in reply to your question, nobody knows if the farmer shot the fox or not. It's up to you, the reader, to decide for yourself 😏
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Eric. wrote:
But you just shot a horse.....♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
The I decide the farmer shot the fox 😊 JUSTICE!!!ℜagɳar Loðbrók wrote:
This was definitely worth reading 😂😂😂👍👍👍After several hours the farmer returned to find all the chickens satisfied. Brooster was no were to be seen. The farmer looked across the farm and say a still figure on the ground with vultures circiling overhead. Fearing the worst the farmer rushed over and found a lifeless brooster. "I told you to pace yourself," the farmer said to the corpse. To the farmer's surprise Brooster opened one of eyes and said, "get out here the vultures are just about land."
Eric., in reply to your question, nobody knows if the farmer shot the fox or not. It's up to you, the reader, to decide for yourself 😏
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Maybe fox is like, martian for horse or something 😳😄
P.S. look, I try to discuss a contraversial issue, and the fox story pops back up. Shows how much we care for bullshit arguments 😜
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But there's a fox in the emoji... See?🐺
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Only you notice these things lolol
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But it's just so obvious....
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