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THE END!
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It's nowhere near the end it's just beginning
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Causing my butt to itch uncontrollably
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💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
But he kept the monkey because the monkey attached his butt for freeCause he was allergic to butt monkeys
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And ate him with fruit loops
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The fruit loops gave him aids
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Which made him have an itchy butt
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And a swelled up dick
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And he thought to himself " I'm gonna have to eat more fruit loops before sex! "
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Because his wife wants a Cosby sweater.
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Then he woke up and realised he had fallen asleep while playing turf wars and all his turf had been taken
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And he raged and shoved a hotdog down his throat
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then got sick and shitted on everyone....
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So he took a " bath " of
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Nyquil
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and bath salts, and ate his girlfriends nose while she was sleeping.
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His girlfriend turned into a zombie
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The smoked it
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⬆👃🚬
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Then he found a Gang and did drugs
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And got on Dora the explorer
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And stole her backpack.
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and killed the monkey...
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..inside he found some sort of a hang-noose, an ancient self strangulation thingy..but it was just a tie.
Well, other then that, ...that develish thing, he also found a very wired device, it was a giant... -
then a monkey ghost started showing to everyone...
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His magical pink ...
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Wiener
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Yum
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Said Ryan seacrest
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Who got run over by a drunk...
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