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• Add: KOZY Aug 15, 2012

  boar wrote:

  Trauger Jogger 9 hours ago Quote
  The monkey ate boar…
  Is this how you want me to feel 😥😥
  

  "Learn how to use the quote button and stop wreaking the story" he said.
  Then his mind drifted back to the wiffle bat and the spatula that he saw.
• leech Aug 15, 2012

  He killed them all
• Traüger🏃Retired Aug 15, 2012

  And then realized, bats and spatulas are inanimate objects. How'd they die?
• Blackbatman Aug 15, 2012

  It probably had something to do with all the shrooms he was on.
• Visɧɓuɱe Aug 15, 2012

  ✵ᎢཡཇཇᏦ✵ wrote:

  Then he saw a whiffle ball bat. Then he saw a spatula.
  

  Then he did a triple whirl into the air, belched a curse, and fell to the ground breaking his scrawny neck only for a horned whrang-dumpler to spray a nuisance into his gaping maw.
• ༺ℒᵃཡཡཡཡḊ༻ Aug 15, 2012

  and shot the monkey and captured the jungle lady
• An1aLLaT0r(121) Aug 15, 2012

  But the jungle lady raped him
• BAT SMURF Aug 15, 2012

  And after she said everybody saying "the end" are a bunch of trolls.
• 🔥℘ཞعϮϮყ⌖ცօყ🔥 Aug 15, 2012

  BAT SMURF wrote:

  And after she said everybody saying "the end" are a bunch of trolls.
  

  👍
• ཀ〇ทㄎ丁ㄠཞ Aug 15, 2012

  And then shat on his face :)
• ninjahippo18 Aug 15, 2012

  And saw a unicorn
• ℋ₳աҡ(ⅇ552) Aug 15, 2012

  So he killed it
• littlesis127 Aug 15, 2012

  THEN THE UNICORN BECAME IMMORTAL AND KILLED THEM ALLLLLL
• leech Aug 15, 2012

  Or did it? He crawled back up and stuck his fingers in the horses butthole and it died and exploded diamonds everywhere
• Musical Aug 15, 2012

  Then he made a pickaxe.
• sebastian5367 Aug 15, 2012

  WhIch he used to climb into the unicorns asshole and mined gold In there for months
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Aug 15, 2012

  But he realized the gold he thought he saw was corn lodged in the unicorns feces.
• Primo Loco Aug 15, 2012

  So he washed it off in the river and ate them himself because he had nothing to eat but the jungle lady's pus and all the drugs he bought
• Ghetto Monstazz Aug 15, 2012

  unicorn feces is high in nutritional value, so he ate it anyway.
• littlesis127 Aug 15, 2012

  But the unicorn wasn't dead it it was a ___________
• An1aLLaT0r(121) Aug 15, 2012

  littlesis127 wrote:

  But the unicorn wasn't dead it it was a ___________
  

  Horse with a horn stapled on it
• ℋ₳աҡ(ⅇ552) Aug 15, 2012

  So we went horse racing....
• 📽ʗяㅌョƿⓢӈṏ₩🤓 Aug 15, 2012

  and saw the naked dwarf win the Kentucky derby.
• Excelsior Mob™ Aug 15, 2012

  After he won he woke up and made a sandwich
• SwagsMcjagger Aug 15, 2012

  Which made the dwarf famous and...
• An1aLLaT0r(121) Aug 15, 2012

  ...very gay so he had buttsex with spiderman
• Frosty:) Aug 15, 2012

  But spiderman slapped him across the face and the dwarf ran...
• ★PΛʘ★ Aug 15, 2012

  and put snow white on her back
• An1aLLaT0r(121) Aug 15, 2012

  But snow white turned out to be Jay-z in disguise
• You Mad Bro™ Aug 15, 2012

  ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ wrote:

  The end
  

  Lol👍👍👍

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