One night stand
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So what excuses have you guys used the next morning? Don't get me wrong the girl was cute but after sitting around for 4 hours watching tv I texted my buddy to call me for an emergency, yea she knew it was fake but she got the point.
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"So, I've got shit I've gotta do, so yea..."
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You ladies are cute and all, but why don't you take it to one of your places for a while? I have a date tonight.
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I've got to leave I've got an appointment at the clinic hope its good news!
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Lol. What better excuse than,
"Shit! I was meant to be at the hospital today to see my dying [insert relative]!" -
Most often the other person is just as eager to end casual sexy time. Why not just a clean exit? " Thanks, it was nice, take care..." and leave. Consenting adults after all :)
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"I've got to go meet my boyfriend,thanks for letting me try out your vagina.....I still don't like them,thanks anyway"
This isn't a real life thing I've done and no I'm not gay so don't start lol
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I've gotta go punch codes byeeeeeeeee
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You know the way out. Back when I was single
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I don't have one night stands usually. I mean it's happened. But I often just sleep with girls I could see myself possibly being with someday. I'm not all that focused on solely getting in a girl's pants.
If I do ever end up with a one night stand or a no strings deal, it turns out fine without guilt and shit. I'm just easy going and what happens happens.
Is that weird?
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💚Gяз̶͠з̕η̕Μα̴η̨ wrote:
U r just like the guy of HIMYMI don't have one night stands usually. I mean it's happened. But I often just sleep with girls I could see myself possibly being with someday. I'm not all that focused on solely getting in a girl's pants.
If I do ever end up with a one night stand or a no strings deal, it turns out fine without guilt and shit. I'm just easy going and what happens happens.
Is that weird?
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パンダ wrote:
That a good thing? I don't watch that show.💚Gяз̶͠з̕η̕Μα̴η̨ wrote:
U r just like the guy of HIMYMI don't have one night stands usually. I mean it's happened. But I often just sleep with girls I could see myself possibly being with someday. I'm not all that focused on solely getting in a girl's pants.
If I do ever end up with a one night stand or a no strings deal, it turns out fine without guilt and shit. I'm just easy going and what happens happens.
Is that weird?
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♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
That poor [insert relative]!!!Lol. What better excuse than,
"Shit! I was meant to be at the hospital today to see my dying [insert relative]!" -
💚Gяз̶͠з̕η̕Μα̴η̨ wrote:
You talkin about Ted? If so then yes it's a good thing depending on which way you look at it. Btw Greenman, it's a pretty good show. I'd check it out if you have Netflixパンダ wrote:
That a good thing? I don't watch that show.💚Gяз̶͠з̕η̕Μα̴η̨ wrote:
U r just like the guy of HIMYMI don't have one night stands usually. I mean it's happened. But I often just sleep with girls I could see myself possibly being with someday. I'm not all that focused on solely getting in a girl's pants.
If I do ever end up with a one night stand or a no strings deal, it turns out fine without guilt and shit. I'm just easy going and what happens happens.
Is that weird?
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Jump up out of bed and yell "surpise! You're on MTV punked (or whatever that prank show is called) and you just got punked into sleeping with a stranger!" and the grab your stuff and run as fast as you can 🏃💨
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Just make it clear when you meet what you are after, that way there's no awkwardness. Just get her number in case you want to make it a somewhat more regular casual affair.
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I either sneak out in the cover of early morning darkness or i tell them i have a reh w one of my bands or i tell them im actually married (only use tht one when i want them to never try to see me again) lol
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Or y'all might end up with an obsessive possessive stalker and ruin your next relationship. I know a few girls who are mental cases and have done that crap
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Just say you gotta go and leave her a note in an obvious place that she'll find later saying,
Now I just met you,
And you are crazy,
I blocked your number,
Don't call me lady. -
Talk to yourself, quietly saying, "She's after it, she is. Gollum gollum." Pretty sure she'll send you packing.
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Who needs excuses? If u got Real game you make it clear you're not going to hang about but still keep the link for a future bump.
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♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
"Don't worry I'll drive you there! Im a nurse after all!"Lol. What better excuse than,
"Shit! I was meant to be at the hospital today to see my dying [insert relative]!" -
I have to get home to my wife and five kids.
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Or mules as you call them
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✮⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛✮ wrote:
😂😂😂 wish I had the guts to try thisTalk to yourself, quietly saying, "She's after it, she is. Gollum gollum." Pretty sure she'll send you packing.
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I once told a chick I had to go to work, which I did, and that she could see herself out when she was ready. Got home 10 hours later and she was on my couch watching TV 😳
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Lets be honest. Most of the people posting here have never had one night stands.
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Nasty_Legacy wrote:
LOLI once told a chick I had to go to work, which I did, and that she could see herself out when she was ready. Got home 10 hours later and she was on my couch watching TV 😳
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Add JX wrote:
That's true.Many girls agree to be F buddies but they quickly turn into jealouse types.😒Who needs excuses? If u got Real game you make it clear you're not going to hang about but still keep the link for a future bump.
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I don't consider them one night stands... Just failed relationships..
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I used to say:
Yeah I do like you, but I'm not ready for a steady relationship yet.
Works like a charm 😁
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