One night stand
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Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:
😱😱😱 let's have fun jkI either sneak out in the cover of early morning darkness or i tell them i have a reh w one of my bands or i tell them im actually married (only use tht one when i want them to never try to see me again) lol
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Just tell her bye it was fun. Than take a pic of ur naked than bounce haha
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Damn not another outbreak
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So to whoever said watch "how I met your mother" on Netflix... Thanks! I've been watching it all day! And yeah I am that guy totally.
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💚Gяз̶͠з̕η̕Μα̴η̨ wrote:
When I was watching all of that show, I totally had a crush on him.So to whoever said watch "how I met your mother" on Netflix... Thanks! I've been watching it all day! And yeah I am that guy totally.
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You got to be a gent about these things.
A girl has invested a lot in you if you sleep with her on a one nighter. And considering the dangers women potentially face from strangers that men do not ever have to worry about, I think at the very least you owe her that. Plus you kind of need to re-affirm to her that she's not a ho before society's outdated double standards kick back in to her brain in the cold light of day.
Easiest way is to take her out to breakfast and offer to walk her back to the train station, bus stop etc.
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💚Gяз̶͠з̕η̕Μα̴η̨ wrote:
Sure thing! I can't wait to see who Ted actually marries...So to whoever said watch "how I met your mother" on Netflix... Thanks! I've been watching it all day! And yeah I am that guy totally.
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randombloke wrote:
wow very nice nice 👍You got to be a gent about these things.
A girl has invested a lot in you if you sleep with her on a one nighter. And considering the dangers women potentially face from strangers that men do not ever have to worry about, I think at the very least you owe her that. Plus you kind of need to re-affirm to her that she's not a ho before society's outdated double standards kick back in to her brain in the cold light of day.
Easiest way is to take her out to breakfast and offer to walk her back to the train station, bus stop etc.
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Wow. You guys are all amateurs. Try this: "I can't wait for you to meet my mom!"
Game. Set. Match.
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Once again, I'm at a loss for words… with mental images burning into my head as I type…
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✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ wrote:
It's been 8 fucking years, and his kids are STILL waiting for him to finish the story...💚Gяз̶͠з̕η̕Μα̴η̨ wrote:
Sure thing! I can't wait to see who Ted actually marries...So to whoever said watch "how I met your mother" on Netflix... Thanks! I've been watching it all day! And yeah I am that guy totally.
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When I was looking after my nans house for a few months when she went interstate I use to just tell sheilas "oi you gotta bounce, my nan is coming home this morning" that always got them on their way.
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💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 wrote:
That was the funniest one. You've earned an achievement for thar"I've got to go meet my boyfriend,thanks for letting me try out your vagina.....I still don't like them,thanks anyway"
This isn't a real life thing I've done and no I'm not gay so don't start lol
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
I'm in love with you... I don't know why I can't stop saying that!💚Gяз̶͠з̕η̕Μα̴η̨ wrote:
When I was watching all of that show, I totally had a crush on him.So to whoever said watch "how I met your mother" on Netflix... Thanks! I've been watching it all day! And yeah I am that guy totally.
Oh and on the second episode he says that the brunette newscaster girl is his children's aunt. So I likely married that girl's sister. Well her sister is at the very least his children's mom.
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not necessarily. a lady i always referred to as an aunt when i was growing up wasnt blood related to me, just a friend of my moms.
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Oh shit... You might be right! He also called Neil Patrick Harris their uncle in an episode... Whoa the show has foreshadowing and red harrings.not necessarily. a lady i always referred to as an aunt when i was growing up wasnt blood related to me, just a friend of my moms.
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its a fantastic show, no doubt about that
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i commonly use "holy shit holy shit holy shit my generator is fucked up, i think it might blow! get out, ill try to buy you some time!" *lock door after she leaves*
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So, I was thinking of taking my wife to the place we were at last night. You think she will like it?
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Well I've got to go jump my dirtbike off things, need a ride?
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Dropping her at the emerg so she could get a morning after pill and tell her I was gonna go park the car.
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See, I'm not a fan of one night stands. Had a few but mostly with friends. The excuses then are a little less excuse and more just getting on with our days.
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Can I have a piece of your hair? I take one from all the girls I bring home
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ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
Replace the last two lines withJust say you gotta go and leave her a note in an obvious place that she'll find later saying,
Now I just met you,
And you are crazy,
I blocked your number,
Don't call me lady.
Delete my number
And keep the baby -
"Sorry but I can only fall asleep in my own bed."
Then 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
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If you never want a repeat, joyride, I guess you could say something like, "Sorry, but my mum expects me home by 2:00 am latest."
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YOU wrote:
ps, 👆not that I would have ever been so slutty, hehe. 👼"Sorry but I can only fall asleep in my own bed."
Then 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
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Karas wrote:
👆See, I'm not a fan of one night stands. Had a few but mostly with friends. The excuses then are a little less excuse and more just getting on with our days.
Plus I'm paranoid about diseases hahaha
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⚔ᎬᎡᎪᎽᏟ⚖ wrote:
You never can. I personally visit the GUM clinic every six months regardless of action. Some things hide in wait. 😉Karas wrote:
👆See, I'm not a fan of one night stands. Had a few but mostly with friends. The excuses then are a little less excuse and more just getting on with our days.
Plus I'm paranoid about diseases hahaha
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My relatives r getting here today I gotta go home and straighten up bye
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