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Hour 1:
Fuuuuucccccckkkkkkk. That damn piece of poultry is so loud. I've never woken up so abruptly in my life. I'm eating chicken tomorrow in front of my phone for revenge. Wherever the rooster is that made that sound byte, I'm going to find him.
Ps- the new alarm works. -
Hour 3:
I'm bored; might write some for my magical mind thread. The tiredness only gets to me when it is combined with boredom. -
Forgot to do hour 5:
The rooster worked again. Im not really tired, but that's expected as I relive my previous first day. -
Hour 12:
Still fighting on, I haven't done the updates because they wouldn't have been that interesting. I'll pick back up with the 2 hourly updates when I hit the 36 hour mark again. -
I'm at like 44-46 hours! Let develop a sleeping disorder together! Itll be fun!
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💚Gяз̶͠з̕η̕Μα̴η̨ wrote:
Alright, mild hallucinations all around!I'm at like 44-46 hours! Let develop a sleeping disorder together! Itll be fun!
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
What the hell is that supposed to mean? Whatever!💚Gяз̶͠з̕η̕Μα̴η̨ wrote:
Alright, mild hallucinations all around!I'm at like 44-46 hours! Let develop a sleeping disorder together! Itll be fun!
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Hour 25:
No major setbacks yet. I'm feeling pretty good, and this time around I have came up with more ways to fill my time. My major problem right now is that I can't just slip into sleep. I have to get mentally prepared to sleep 10 minutes beforehand. As said before no dreams and no impromptu girth ate sure signs I haven't been getting any good old fashioned REM sleep. I'm convinced those fireworks that I saw during my first attempt were real. -
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Im still awake. Soooo that's over 56 hours now.Hour 25:
No major setbacks yet. I'm feeling pretty good, and this time around I have came up with more ways to fill my time. My major problem right now is that I can't just slip into sleep. I have to get mentally prepared to sleep 10 minutes beforehand. As said before no dreams and no impromptu girth ate sure signs I haven't been getting any good old fashioned REM sleep. I'm convinced those fireworks that I saw during my first attempt were real. -
💚Gяз̶͠з̕η̕Μα̴η̨ wrote:
I think I'd be at 72 If I didn't get sabatoged! Also, you feeling it yet green? I figure when I hit the 3 day mark I'll start to get zombified.🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Im still awake. Soooo that's over 56 hours now.Hour 25:
No major setbacks yet. I'm feeling pretty good, and this time around I have came up with more ways to fill my time. My major problem right now is that I can't just slip into sleep. I have to get mentally prepared to sleep 10 minutes beforehand. As said before no dreams and no impromptu girth ate sure signs I haven't been getting any good old fashioned REM sleep. I'm convinced those fireworks that I saw during my first attempt were real. -
Hour 38:
Very sleepy right now, but otherwise, im feeling good. -
Keep it going bud!
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Hour 47:
I'm really tired, which explains my forgetfulness in posting. Lol. -
Your days are loooong though now, yes? How are you spending them?
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🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:
I have actually been doing much physical activity. I think I lost 3 lbs, so there is a positive. Daydreaming a lot, as well. I think I'm very irritable, for Im pretty sure I yelled at my sister over a water bottle. She had just refused to get one out of the fridge, then she decides to drink mine. I just find that unacceptable. It was one of my rules I posted on the 4th of July.Your days are loooong though now, yes? How are you spending them?
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YOU wrote:
Lol, I just realized you coaxed me into posting you crafty bastard! Your witty like a well seasoned fox, which come to think of it sounds delicious right now. It's not that I've tried fox meat( I'm pretty sure it would be lean), but I figure if it is do crafty it has to be delicious, which come to think of it may be a logical argument for cannibalism and dolphin murder. Dolphin fin is a delicacy you know. I figure I would season the fox with cumin and sage. Then make a fine blackberry sauce. Damn, I've been watching too much food network.🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:
✂ Daydreaming a lot, as well. I think I'm very irritable, for Im pretty sure I yelled at my sister over a water bottle. She had just refused to get one out of the fridge, then she decides to drink mine. I just find that unacceptable. It was one of my rules I posted on the 4th of July.✂
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Hour 51:
Tried to write a song describing my experiences this far. It was pretty much the worst thing I ever written. I should stick to the paragraph form of expression. Anyways, yup tired, and it doesn't help I couldn't sleep during my 9 and 1 sessions. Everything itches. -
Hour 53:
Hey, if anybody else has DirectTV and is wanting to laugh/freak out, tune in to 557. It's the squeal to wizard of oz. -
Bahaha 😂 love it - I coax you as I sleep and then I wake up to entertainment. I gotta tell you, I fucking love sleep and could never do what you're doing. But I admire your crazy journey into insanity nonetheless.
Oh and I agree - fox meat is likely lean and chewy. I personally believe the meat tastes better the more self awareness the animal possesses. Which is why dolphin tastes so good. Also why cannibals have a different meaning for "once you I black, you never go back". So you're onto something. And let's go camping in the mountains of Alaska, because your mind implies a sort of delicacy you can't find just anywhere. 🍝
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where's bean?
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Hour 65:
I'm here, just been extremely busy today. Busy and tired, but still awake. I slipped up a little bit today and overslept an hour, but otherwise I've been pretty on target. I'll post more tonight though. -
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
keep it going mate, your one entertaining mad b*****d 👍Hour 65:
I'm here, just been extremely busy today. Busy and tired, but still awake. I slipped up a little bit today and overslept an hour, but otherwise I've been pretty on target. I'll post more tonight though. -
Hour 72:
Three days, hot damn I'm tired. I'm going to start doing hourly updates now to keep me awake and aware. If I don't make one it means I'm either working out, driving, or asleep. Also, I was either hallucinating or I met a pimp at taco bell today(I'll explain the experience in my magical mind thread). -
Hour 73:
Watching die hard, yippe Kay yay muthafucka!
Also, I can't keep my songs I'm singing in my head straight, I'm hearing a bunch of mashups that sound pretty good actually. -
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
keep it going you can do it! me and some friends pulled this, turnef out pretty good for 2 WEEKS. then we got bored and decided sleep was the funnest thing everHour 73:
Watching die hard, yippe Kay yay muthafucka!
Also, I can't keep my songs I'm singing in my head straight, I'm hearing a bunch of mashups that sound pretty good actually. -
Hour 74:
I don't know if yalls messages of support come from a deep seated sado-masochistic(I'm not sure if thats the right term or spelling but you get my point and frankly I don't give a damn) urge to see another being suffer by his own hand or y'all genuinely support somebody in any endeavor. Either way I'm digging it. Although the thought of somebody getting the grips(I don't even know what I'm trying to say here) while reading about my tiredness perturbs me greatly. You know what, Im just going to assume y'all all are just the supportive types.
Oh yeah, guess what, I'm tired, big surprise.
Where does the word tired come from? In the olden assembly line days, did somebody when they were sleepy hop in a tire to get some shut eye. Tires aren't that comfortable, but I guess anything beats standing up and performing the same mind-numbing task over and over for 12 hours. -
I wonder if at one point a guy was sleeping in a tire that was ment to be recycled, and nobody saw him, and he was crushed and melted into the rubber. If so, my iPhone casing could be housing a potential bloodbath of dead guy parts. I'm not sure how I feel about that. I guess it's just natural selection at work. Somewhere, Darwin is laughing at the ways nature picks the best to survive. Maybe he is sitting in one of those rooms from the matrix, and all he does during the day is trying to pick out the dodo birds of our society. Also, back to the guy getting melted subject, I wonder if at one point before being crushed he looked like han solo or one of those mummies from Vesuvius. Except he would be shaped like a human donut.
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Hour 75:
Doubt seems to be setting in. I find my self questioning my intentions, and daydreaming about dreaming, which I assume is some sort of inception, but my give a shit bank is drawing in empty, so whatever.
I have ingested copious amounts of caffeine over these few days, and I think it's losing its effects; we may have to switch to cocaine, but I have little to no idea where to buy said cocaine. Also, cocaine in general is just terrible, so I figure I probably shouldn't start with the drugs. That pretty much makes the paragraph completely pointless, well... See y'all in an hour then. -
Lol at hour 75. That is all. 😂
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Hour 76:
They all run together now, my concept of Tim is shot. Is today a friday or a Wednesday or what? It feels long and short at the same time(the dick joke could be made but frankly thanks to the pimp story getting half deleted I'm not in the mood). I look back at my previous anythings with TW and I see that I get in depressive-mania cycles here in regards to my posting. I'm in a more prolific period now, as you can see, but is it truly part of the cycle or is it an effect of my sleeplessness. Wait... What am I talking about now? Seriously the above writing made no sense looking back, I would redact it, but I am too lazy. If anyone wants to quote me and redact that it would be much appreciated.
Mood: sleep and angry, 2 of the seven dwarfs(gotta catch em all!( P.s. really hope that phrase was never uttered upon seeing a list of venereal diseases)).
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