Awkward bathroom moments
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So I'm sitting in a stall at a japanese hibachi restaurant. Now its the bigger stall, you know how there's the big stall and the small stall and the big stall has a changing table. Well a father an his child come rushing into the bathroom and runs into the big stall door. He yells "I'm really sorry but you gotta let me in becuase I have to change my child's diaper!" so I'm like "I'm sorry but can you wait a minute?" and he says "no you really have to! Don't worry I'm not gonna even look your way!" and then I see a little bit of poop drop onto the floor. So I run to the door (as fast as a person with his pants at his ankles can) and tell him to turn around I'm gonna open it and sit back down so he does and I was stuck sitting here while a man changes his baby's diaper in front of me.
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And now, there's a man next to me in the small stall and I'm pretty sure he's fapping. Whatever he's doing it's making a fap fap fap fap noise.
Anyway, what are your awkward bathroom moments?
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I don't think I could ever top that one geez
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When my sister was little, like 5 or 6, she tried to go to the bathroom but all of the stalls were either locked or occupied. Seconds later, she came out of the bathroom white as a ghost. She had apparently crawled under a stall that was occupied by a double amputee(sp) at the knees. The lady came out of the bathroom dying from laughter at my sister's embarrassment.
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Hmmmm, it was a fine story... i'll pass :)
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Once I was at my neighbors house when I was 9 and his older sister didn't bother to close the door. I felt so embarrassed
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When I realized that woman was your mom.
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ballinonabudget wrote:
I don't think I could ever top that one geez
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I went to the bathroom with my dad he went into a stall. A couple of minutes later a father and a kid walk in and the kid starts looking under stalls and my dad see's the kid looking under the stall and says "what the **** are you doing here?" 😳🎅
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I was peeing in the urinal and some like 12 yr old girl ran in looked at me and ran out... She forgot her jacket and ran back in the wrong bathroom
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I was in the bathroom at a bar at the urinal while some man walks into the stall behind me, it was the loudest most explosive diarrhea I had ever heard, and I'm trying my hardest not to bust out laughing, i reached the sink then he comes and stands behind me and is waiting to wash his hands and is staring my down and I can't even look at the man or I'll start laughing uncontrollably. I mean I understand you gotta go when you gotta go, but he was acting like it was an everyday thing!
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My friend walked into the bathroom and this guy was in the stall an started singing "a b see(in pain) e f ggeee(in pain) etc etc
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I think primo has a good story 😉
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Hmm
Christmas time in downtown cinci, Me and my brother were taking a piss after having some hot chocolate.There were these guys in an argument over something, not sure what. They were drunk as hell though. One guy pulled a gun, and the other backed up.
Pulled my brother and two littler kids into a stall with some other kid (still on the toilet...) and we all sat there for about 15 minutes until the guys left...
I think I beat you there Cione 😲😲😲
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ADD 1220 wrote:
Kinda happened to me too. This guy was humming and having explosive diarrhea.I was in the bathroom at a bar at the urinal while some man walks into the stall behind me, it was the loudest most explosive diarrhea I had ever heard, and I'm trying my hardest not to bust out laughing, i reached the sink then he comes and stands behind me and is waiting to wash his hands and is staring my down and I can't even look at the man or I'll start laughing uncontrollably. I mean I understand you gotta go when you gotta go, but he was acting like it was an everyday thing!
What was he humming?
The Mario song. -
ང༐བℵཇ🔥💢👣 wrote:
You mean to tell me that not everyone hums the Mario theme when dropping deuce?ADD 1220 wrote:
Kinda happened to me too. This guy was humming and having explosive diarrhea.I was in the bathroom at a bar at the urinal while some man walks into the stall behind me, it was the loudest most explosive diarrhea I had ever heard, and I'm trying my hardest not to bust out laughing, i reached the sink then he comes and stands behind me and is waiting to wash his hands and is staring my down and I can't even look at the man or I'll start laughing uncontrollably. I mean I understand you gotta go when you gotta go, but he was acting like it was an everyday thing!
What was he humming?
The Mario song. -
How the hell does anyone have the concentration to hum tunes on the toilet when there is turf wars and other important things to be done?! Just sayin....
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“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:
I think about Abraham Lincoln while taking care of my business. Now you will too!!! Hahahaང༐བℵཇ🔥💢👣 wrote:
You mean to tell me that not everyone hums the Mario theme when dropping deuce?ADD 1220 wrote:
Kinda happened to me too. This guy was humming and having explosive diarrhea.I was in the bathroom at a bar at the urinal while some man walks into the stall behind me, it was the loudest most explosive diarrhea I had ever heard, and I'm trying my hardest not to bust out laughing, i reached the sink then he comes and stands behind me and is waiting to wash his hands and is staring my down and I can't even look at the man or I'll start laughing uncontrollably. I mean I understand you gotta go when you gotta go, but he was acting like it was an everyday thing!
What was he humming?
The Mario song. -
"Four score and seven years ago, our forefath.. nnnggggguuuhhhhhh!
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One time I was pissing in a urinal at a mall and this 10 year old kid peeked over at my dick. Scarred for life :(
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When a suitmate used our bathroom at 3 in the morning, and thought we were asleep. She was on the phone and saying: should I fart in here? I'm sure it's gonna be loud... Okay. Then we heard this really ugly fart. Then after she used it, my roommate went in and sprayed air freshener -.-
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😂this thread made me laugh so hard! My favorite part was the fudge dragon! Bahahaha!
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At Applebee's one night I was using the urinal and some kind drunk dude comes and starts peeing in the stall next to, when I notice he's staring at my dick so I told I'm not gay but he kept on looking so I turn and peed on his shoe.😏
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Hunter_Williams wrote:
Hello old friendOne time I was pissing in a urinal at a mall and this 10 year old kid peeked over at my dick. Scarred for life :(
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ང༐བℵཇ🔥💢👣 14 min ago Quote
Hunter_Williams wrote:
One time I was pissing in a urinal at a mall and this 10 year old kid peeked over at my dick. Scarred for life :(Hello old friend
Hello?
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That awkward moment when your ass is about to explode diarrhea and someone walks in and goes into the next stall and you try to wait em out and then the motion sensor toilet flushes randomly and you loose control and all that can be heard is SPLOOOOOOOSH. damn Chinese and there fancy toilets left me with a wet but and a blown cover lol.
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1) Cleveland air show, walked in on in old lady 😷
2) Rehoboth Beach, DE. Some dude walks in on a CLOSED stall that I was in!!!
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Okay, so my favorite thing to do, is when you go to the urinals, just say "damn this water is cold" while your taking a piss. You'll get the strangest looks haha
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😂😂😂I'm laughing so hard I just woke up my brother!😂😂😂
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Hunter_Williams wrote:
One time I was pissing in a urinal at a mall and this 10 year old kid peeked over at my dick. Scarred for life :(
Tony Montana "say hello to my little friend!"
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(forever remain nameless) train station in Britain........
I'm in a cubicle doing my business, hear a bloke come into cubicle next to me and start flushing.........and flushing.......and flushing.......this keeps going for five minutes then I soon see a load of (literal) shit floating by........
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