Awkward bathroom moments
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I'm in a school bathroom walking toward a urinal when I notice that in that urinal Theresa large piece of shit. And ontop of that piece of shit is a bouncy ball
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Fucked up thing to do: ask the guy at the urinal next to you, "does this look infected to you?"
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“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:
😂😂😂"Four score and seven years ago, our forefath.. nnnggggguuuhhhhhh!
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ᎦλཀᏣཞᎾ wrote:
Lol“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:
😂😂😂"Four score and seven years ago, our forefath.. nnnggggguuuhhhhhh!
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I bumped primos thread
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I was in Peru. Just before starting the inca trail our group stopped to use the toilets. I really needed to go bad, I ate something that didn't agree with me. There was no toilet seat just the bowl. Anyways I don't even have time fully aim before my ass explodes like a shotgun, one explosive shot. I turned around to see a circle of shit all over the toilet handle and wall. I just hoped nobody was waiting to use this one. I opened the door and the 13 year old kid from our group was waiting to get in. I just looked at him and said, "sorry" and walked away.
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I was taking a crap at red robin when a guy walks into the stall next to me. I heard a groan then a splash. Then the guy just breaks out saying "🎵Nobody knows, the trouble I've seen...🎵"
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My old band was playing a show at this crappy bar and our rhythm guitarist an I went into the bathroom for a preshow deuce. My stall had no seat or toilet paper in it so I just held it. His stall had no toilet paper, but he didn't notice until after he was done. So he had to play the show without wiping. We went to ihop after, where he was finally able to wipe his ass.
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Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Lol👍niceMy old band was playing a show at this crappy bar and our rhythm guitarist an I went into the bathroom for a preshow deuce. My stall had no seat or toilet paper in it so I just held it. His stall had no toilet paper, but he didn't notice until after he was done. So he had to play the show without wiping. We went to ihop after, where he was finally able to wipe his ass.
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My bitchy exgirlfriend and her sister, slapped a female bathroom attendant at a night club one night. They claimed she wouldn't let them go into the same stall together, and this caused the attendent to lose her mind and attack them for no listening.
Yeah it doesn't make sense. I just finished my drink while I watched the bouncers carry them out to the street. I took my time because it was funny.
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I was in the bathroom and there were these two guys who walked in carrying on talking to each other while in the urinals. I just cleared my throat, and say "bro code. A bro does not talk to another bro while his hands are on his junk. Common respect guys." one of em said "that's not in the bro code!" I said "oh but it is," and I gave him the link. He walked out full of shame.
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Raspysalsa wrote:
But they weren't talking to you and this never occurred.I was in the bathroom and there were these two guys who walked in carrying on talking to each other while in the urinals. I just cleared my throat, and say "bro code. A bro does not talk to another bro while his hands are on his junk. Common respect guys." one of em said "that's not in the bro code!" I said "oh but it is," and I gave him the link. He walked out full of shame.
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💚༊འཇཇ༡ཀ༮མ💚 wrote:
Why wouldn't this have occured?Raspysalsa wrote:
But they weren't talking to you and this never occurred.I was in the bathroom and there were these two guys who walked in carrying on talking to each other while in the urinals. I just cleared my throat, and say "bro code. A bro does not talk to another bro while his hands are on his junk. Common respect guys." one of em said "that's not in the bro code!" I said "oh but it is," and I gave him the link. He walked out full of shame.
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So many reasons... I mean proving bro code by showing strangers a link while pissing? Did you really interrupt two strangers in a bathroom, then show them a link on your phone?
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💚༊འཇཇ༡ཀ༮མ💚 wrote:
And what is this link?So many reasons... I mean proving bro code by showing strangers a link while pissing? Did you really interrupt two strangers in a bathroom, then show them a link on your phone?
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It was somewhere on brocode.com a while back
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I was in the bathroom and as soon guy was pooping he yelled "get out you stupid Mexican!"
I've walked into a girls restroom 3 times and used it without realizing I was in the wrong one...and it takes me awhile to wash my hands so it's awkward when they walk in or out.
I was in a single restroom with the door closed and someone came and knocked and without thinking about it said come in and I forgot to lock the door 😓 -
Mr. Anders0n wrote:
You realize that's against the TOS, right?Bumped 😜
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I just bumped Primos
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The McCurdle wrote:
Who cares its HILLARIOUS.Mr. Anders0n wrote:
You realize that's against the TOS, right?Bumped 😜
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purpleboss wrote:
I once did, the reply from the next urinal was "and deep too"Okay, so my favorite thing to do, is when you go to the urinals, just say "damn this water is cold" while your taking a piss. You'll get the strangest looks haha
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I was in the bathroom at a Pens game and a drunk guy walks to the urinal next to me and says "So this is where all the dicks come to hang out" I absolutely lost it.
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Add: KOZY wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍best oneI was in Peru. Just before starting the inca trail our group stopped to use the toilets. I really needed to go bad, I ate something that didn't agree with me. There was no toilet seat just the bowl. Anyways I don't even have time fully aim before my ass explodes like a shotgun, one explosive shot. I turned around to see a circle of shit all over the toilet handle and wall. I just hoped nobody was waiting to use this one. I opened the door and the 13 year old kid from our group was waiting to get in. I just looked at him and said, "sorry" and walked away.
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Mr. Anders0n wrote:
Well...†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† wrote:
Exactly now stfu and grow a pair fag 😝The McCurdle wrote:
Who cares its HILLARIOUS.Mr. Anders0n wrote:
You realize that's against the TOS, right?Bumped 😜
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YOU says:
"bumping" threads is against the TOS. But if it's a good thread or you have something legitimate to say is not. However the use of words like "fag" is frowned upon in the community. I wouldn't get used to speaking like that if you want to last long here. Just FYI.2 min agoDELETE
Mr. Anders0n says:
I will call as many people who stam dump my turf for bumping fags as I want. Just FYI13 sec agoDELETE REPLY
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🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
Yeah, this guy like using the f** word to me when I cap his loot because he was taxing meYOU says:
"bumping" threads is against the TOS. But if it's a good thread or you have something legitimate to say is not. However the use of words like "fag" is frowned upon in the community. I wouldn't get used to speaking like that if you want to last long here. Just FYI.2 min agoDELETE
Mr. Anders0n says:
I will call as many people who stam dump my turf for bumping fags as I want. Just FYI13 sec agoDELETE REPLY
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Three times... People walked in to the bathrooms while taking a dump. Each time, they say" oops, sorry.
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I shit a lot at Chinese foodplayses
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Mr. Anders0n wrote:
Just go ahead and delete the app.🎸Ꭲ✯ℌ༏ננβ༏ננƴ🎸 wrote:
Fag🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
Yeah, this guy like using the f** word to me when I cap his loot because he was taxing meYOU says:
"bumping" threads is against the TOS. But if it's a good thread or you have something legitimate to say is not. However the use of words like "fag" is frowned upon in the community. I wouldn't get used to speaking like that if you want to last long here. Just FYI.2 min agoDELETE
Mr. Anders0n says:
I will call as many people who stam dump my turf for bumping fags as I want. Just FYI13 sec agoDELETE REPLY
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My mom was at a gas station waiting for the bathroom because a lady was in it already. The lady comes out and says,"It stinks in there!" and I looked in the bathroom poo was at the rim of the toilet bowl. 💩🚽😖
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