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Just got cock blocked by my cute friend's, fat, annoying, cousin. She apparently has been hitting on me for months, but I was oblivious as I was into my hot friend... So after a pretty solid first kiss, the hot friend tells me this and feels bad about backstabbing her cousin. Did I mention I don't give a flying fuck about the cousin? Did I mention the hot friend is also into anthropology, philosophy, conspiracies, paranormal, history, AND PC games?!? 😳....
The annoying cousin told me she's addicted to Facebook, Perez Hilton, and shows on E! channel....Who else has a FML that bad? I'm VERY "godamnit" right now...
What are your FMLs?
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My little brother put his dirty diaper on my face last night... Then peed my bed.
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jennskiezz wrote:
He peed your bed or you did... Jk.My little brother put his dirty diaper on my face last night... Then peed my bed.
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Get her into TW!
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I feel for you man, I feel for you...
I guess you have to settle for friends with benefits now. -
Next time youre all out Greenman, ask her cousin if she wants to dance. When she says yes, like an excited puppy, say "well f*ck off then while we (her cousin) make out!" Simples.
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A girl I've fancied for a year confessed she loved me and has for awhile last week. She kissed me and it was best night ever!
Turned out it was a joke that she and her friends found hilarious. Apparently she did it to 5 other people that night.
Suppose that was a FML moment. -
🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
😡 that's so lame... What a biatch!A girl I've fancied for a year confessed she loved me and has for awhile last week. She kissed me and it was best night ever!
Turned out it was a joke that she and her friends found hilarious. Apparently she did it to 5 other people that night.
Suppose that was a FML moment. -
I was going out with the most amazing girl in the world and one day she came up to me and said I'm done and walked away and I txted her later saying y and she replied I got bored with u....----____----fml
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Sucks dude. I went thru a similar situation 7-8 years ago. I was into a girl and she was into me, but her unattractive friend had been into me for longer (which I didn't know about yet). Me and the girl had started spending more time together and her friend told her to back off, which she did. Sucks. When I found out her friend was into me, I kindly told her I didn't feel the same way. I went back and asked her friend out a month later (long story short, I couldn't ask her out for a month or two due to circumstances and asked her out the moment I was able to) and she told me the whole story and said she had kinda let go at the time her friend told her to back off. Sorry Green I feel I can completely understand how you feel.
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I've had to take a grenade for a friend. Completely sober
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When my sis was 6 she ran into my room at 4am cause she couldn't find the bathroom
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🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
That happened to me once but I was the Only guy 😡A girl I've fancied for a year confessed she loved me and has for awhile last week. She kissed me and it was best night ever!
Turned out it was a joke that she and her friends found hilarious. Apparently she did it to 5 other people that night.
Suppose that was a FML moment. -
Reminds me of a song called "She's got a smile" by Stephen Lynch. Lol check it out.
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One night in high school I'm hanging out with a bunch of friends and this girl I have never met begins coming on to me. She's sweet and cute and we talk a while over a beer. For some odd reason she wants to swap shoes and we do. A few minutes later she tells me that Im just too young for her and wished I was older. Soon after her boyfriend walks over to see what we are talking about. I had no idea she was involved with someone.
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That sucks green man. Good luck with that
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Roger That wrote:
atleast you get some new kicks.One night in high school I'm hanging out with a bunch of friends and this girl I have never met begins coming on to me. She's sweet and cute and we talk a while over a beer. For some odd reason she wants to swap shoes and we do. A few minutes later she tells me that Im just too young for her and wished I was older. Soon after her boyfriend walks over to see what we are talking about. I had no idea she was involved with someone.
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You could try directly telling "the cousin" that you have a thing for "the more desirable cousin" (although not in those words, obviously) and ask if "the cousin" could help as a matchmaker.
Crazy as it sounds, it often works. Us girls can be weird sometimes
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Dude that sucks.
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🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
The moral of this story is dont kiss in the first date or the second....shit I don't kiss at allA girl I've fancied for a year confessed she loved me and has for awhile last week. She kissed me and it was best night ever!
Turned out it was a joke that she and her friends found hilarious. Apparently she did it to 5 other people that night.
Suppose that was a FML moment. -
🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
A girl I've fancied for a year confessed she loved me and has for awhile last week. She kissed me and it was best night ever!
Turned out it was a joke that she and her friends found hilarious. Apparently she did it to 5 other people that night.
Suppose that was a FML moment.Ouch
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pella wrote:
Wtf kids still do shit like that? That fuckin blows dude.🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
A girl I've fancied for a year confessed she loved me and has for awhile last week. She kissed me and it was best night ever!
Turned out it was a joke that she and her friends found hilarious. Apparently she did it to 5 other people that night.
Suppose that was a FML moment.Ouch
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🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
I trusted her completely. Didn't doubt a word she said. I should have noticed it was too good to be true.pella wrote:
Wtf kids still do shit like that? That fuckin blows dude.🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
A girl I've fancied for a year confessed she loved me and has for awhile last week. She kissed me and it was best night ever!
Turned out it was a joke that she and her friends found hilarious. Apparently she did it to 5 other people that night.
Suppose that was a FML moment.Ouch
Oh well, I'll probably not be as trusting in the future. Lesson learnt.
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Some chick stole my wallet once after I brought her home from the bar. We had a few drinks, went upstairs, she took a ride on te bone coaster, and when I woke up in the morning, se was gone with my wallet and rent money. Lesson learned: if you're gonna pick up chicks at the bar, take them to a hotel or take them home. And always leave them when you're finished.
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🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
People are ass holes short and simplepella wrote:
Wtf kids still do shit like that? That fuckin blows dude.🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
A girl I've fancied for a year confessed she loved me and has for awhile last week. She kissed me and it was best night ever!
Turned out it was a joke that she and her friends found hilarious. Apparently she did it to 5 other people that night.
Suppose that was a FML moment.Ouch
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🔲ً大Фཀཀ¥།ㄹㅐλИDᎦ🔲 wrote:
I have good tastes in women... Honest!🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
People are ass holes short and simplepella wrote:
Wtf kids still do shit like that? That fuckin blows dude.🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
A girl I've fancied for a year confessed she loved me and has for awhile last week. She kissed me and it was best night ever!
Turned out it was a joke that she and her friends found hilarious. Apparently she did it to 5 other people that night.
Suppose that was a FML moment.Ouch
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Welp my BFF is here from Denver this week. I have yet to hang out with her in the last six days because I got strep throat for the first time in my life. Thought I was getting better last night but nope. Ended up in the hospital all day because they switched my antibiotics because the other ones weren't working and I ended up puking them up all morning causing my throat to bleed. Hope she had a good vaca! Gahhhhhhhh
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So I went to get some work done on my braces, I by mistake swallow some of the liquid I told the what I did and she said I'll have and upset stomach. WRONG I was shiting my pants uncontrooly
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PROJECT_HAWK23 wrote:
LMFAOSo I went to get some work done on my braces, I by mistake swallow some of the liquid I told the what I did and she said I'll have and upset stomach. WRONG I was shiting my pants uncontrooly
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YOU wrote:
* themSo I went to get some work done on my braces, I by mistake swallow some of the liquid I told the what I did and she said I'll have and upset stomach. WRONG I was shiting my pants uncontrooly
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🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Feelings are not something to play with.I mean, if u do that to a really weak person who has already been through a lot and i could be a reason for suicide. Then what?It was supposed to be a joke?That doesnt cut it.🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
I trusted her completely. Didn't doubt a word she said. I should have noticed it was too good to be true.pella wrote:
Wtf kids still do shit like that? That fuckin blows dude.🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
A girl I've fancied for a year confessed she loved me and has for awhile last week. She kissed me and it was best night ever!
Turned out it was a joke that she and her friends found hilarious.
Suppose that was a FML moment.Ouch
Oh well, I'll probably not be as trusting in the future. Lesson learnt.
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