FML...
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FДTMIKE☠(И↭山↭Я) wrote:
So damn funny and so unbelievably true!!Reminds me of a song called "She's got a smile" by Stephen Lynch. Lol check it out.
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💚༊འཇཇ༡ཀ༮མ💚 wrote:
Sounds like one of these teen Disney and nickelodeon Shows where the main character never gets the girl.Just got cock blocked by my cute friend's, fat, annoying, cousin. She apparently has been hitting on me for months, but I was oblivious as I was into my hot friend... So after a pretty solid first kiss, the hot friend tells me this and feels bad about backstabbing her cousin. Did I mention I don't give a flying fuck about the cousin? Did I mention the hot friend is also into anthropology, philosophy, conspiracies, paranormal, history, AND PC games?!? 😳....
The annoying cousin told me she's addicted to Facebook, Perez Hilton, and shows on E! channel....Who else has a FML that bad? I'm VERY "godamnit" right now...
What are your FMLs?
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Zerø wrote:
😳 yikesI've had to take a grenade for a friend. Completely sober
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✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ wrote:
Joke or not y'all got a kiss. Would've been cool if she took the joke further and gave a little more though.🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
That happened to me once but I was the Only guy 😡A girl I've fancied for a year confessed she loved me and has for awhile last week. She kissed me and it was best night ever!
Turned out it was a joke that she and her friends found hilarious. Apparently she did it to 5 other people that night.
Suppose that was a FML moment. -
DubstepKing wrote:
Mehhh. As long as she's happy, I don't care. I've had enough events happens to me to know how to fix and pull myself together.🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Feelings are not something to play with.I mean, if u do that to a really weak person who has already been through a lot and i could be a reason for suicide. Then what?It was supposed to be a joke?That doesnt cut it.🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
I trusted her completely. Didn't doubt a word she said. I should have noticed it was too good to be true.pella wrote:
Wtf kids still do shit like that? That fuckin blows dude.🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
snipped!!
Ouch
Oh well, I'll probably not be as trusting in the future. Lesson learnt.
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Hey Britney?✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ wrote:
Joke or not y'all got a kiss. Would've been cool if she took the joke further and gave a little more though.🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
That happened to me once but I was the Only guy 😡A girl I've fancied for a year confessed she loved me and has for awhile last week. She kissed me and it was best night ever!
Turned out it was a joke that she and her friends found hilarious. Apparently she did it to 5 other people that night.
Suppose that was a FML moment.
What?
I just had sex with 5 different guys, as a joke!
Bahahahahahahahahahahaha -
Update!
Resolved. Her cousin turns out to not even be from this state. She flew back to Florida yesterday and will no longer be an issue. Set up a date for this Tuesday.
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💚༊འཇཇ༡ཀ༮མ💚 wrote:
Congrats Greenman! Enjoy your date!Update!
Resolved. Her cousin turns out to not even be from this state. She flew back to Florida yesterday and will no longer be an issue. Set up a date for this Tuesday.
Feels good man. -
YOU wrote:
Update... Apparently, on top of strep throat I also have mono... 😡 and I guess I am not supposed to drink for up to a year!?!?!? Pretty sure I'm going to die... FML.Welp my BFF is here from Denver this week. I have yet to hang out with her in the last six days because I got strep throat for the first time in my life. Thought I was getting better last night but nope. Ended up in the hospital all day because they switched my antibiotics because the other ones weren't working and I ended up puking them up all morning causing my throat to bleed. Hope she had a good vaca! Gahhhhhhhh
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Queen Nicole wrote:
I've had mono. You'll be fine.YOU wrote:
Update... Apparently, on top of strep throat I also have mono... 😡 and I guess I am not supposed to drink for up to a year!?!?!? Pretty sure I'm going to die... FML.Welp my BFF is here from Denver this week. I have yet to hang out with her in the last six days because I got strep throat for the first time in my life. Thought I was getting better last night but nope. Ended up in the hospital all day because they switched my antibiotics because the other ones weren't working and I ended up puking them up all morning causing my throat to bleed. Hope she had a good vaca! Gahhhhhhhh
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
When could you drink? That's all I care about.Queen Nicole wrote:
I've had mono. You'll be fine.YOU wrote:
Update... Apparently, on top of strep throat I also have mono... 😡 and I guess I am not supposed to drink for up to a year!?!?!? Pretty sure I'm going to die... FML.Welp my BFF is here from Denver this week. I have yet to hang out with her in the last six days because I got strep throat for the first time in my life. Thought I was getting better last night but nope. Ended up in the hospital all day because they switched my antibiotics because the other ones weren't working and I ended up puking them up all morning causing my throat to bleed. Hope she had a good vaca! Gahhhhhhhh
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Queen Nicole wrote:
Whenever so long as you are a badass.🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
When could you drink? That's all I care about.Queen Nicole wrote:
I've had mono. You'll be fine.YOU wrote:
Update... Apparently, on top of strep throat I also have mono... 😡 and I guess I am not supposed to drink for up to a year!?!?!? Pretty sure I'm going to die... FML.Welp my BFF is here from Denver this week. I have yet to hang out with her in the last six days because I got strep throat for the first time in my life. Thought I was getting better last night but nope. Ended up in the hospital all day because they switched my antibiotics because the other ones weren't working and I ended up puking them up all morning causing my throat to bleed. Hope she had a good vaca! Gahhhhhhhh
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