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• Tweek Jul 21, 2012

  Get kicked square in the nuts than throw up. I hate throwing up so fucking much. Even more so when it's just like "HERE I AM ASSHOLE! SORRY ABOUT THE LACK OF WARNING AND LANDING ON YOUR BOOTS!"

  Oh, I hate it so much.
• Tweek Jul 21, 2012

  So, what bodily functions do you guys hate?

  I'm trying to keep my mind off of throwing up for the next two hours.
• 🎸Ꭲ✯ℌ༏ננβ༏ננƴ🎸 Jul 21, 2012

  I hate being kicked in the nuts
• 🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Jul 21, 2012

  Nauseau can be brutal. Is it hangover puking or "this sushi smells a little tangy, ahh well fuck it (swallow)" puking?
• Ghetto Monstazz Jul 21, 2012

  id rather puke than dryheave
• Tweek Jul 21, 2012

  🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:

  Nauseau can be brutal. Is it hangover puking or "this sushi smells a little tangy, ahh well fuck it (swallow)" puking?
  

  It's just puking. Like I'm getting the fuck out of your stomach puking.
• Tweek Jul 21, 2012

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  id rather puke than dryheave
  

  At least with a dry heave you have no cleanup or vomit in your nose.
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jul 21, 2012

  I refuse to let myself puke. It happened once in the last 6 years and I felt like a triangle.
  Can't describe it hahaha
• Tweek Jul 21, 2012

  🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  I refuse to let myself puke. It happened once in the last 6 years and I felt like a triangle.
  Can't describe it hahaha
  

  If I could stop it, I would. This was blargharghagrhgrha oh god why is this happening blargharghagrhgrha
• Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 Jul 21, 2012

  Haha.... About 3 weeks ago i was extremely hungover and my friends dragged me to a breakfast restaurant in OC and suddenly i felt the urge to vomit and i knew tht if i tried to run through the restaurant to the restroom i wouldnt make it and would likely vom in the restaurant.... So i projectile vomited right next to where we were eatimg (out on a patio thank god) and NOBODY noticed except for my friends who will never let me live it down....

  I hate puking
• ࿇ℛ✘Ꮓ∅ᎡᏰᎪϾᏦ࿇ Jul 21, 2012

  Allergic reactions are dredful😖 I got fiberglass dust in my skin and in my lungs😣 it felt like I was breathing through a paper bag with an elephant on my chest while I was being attacked by a porpucine😲
• Ojibwe Jul 21, 2012

  ✵ᎢཡཇཇᏦ✵ wrote:

  🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:

  Nauseau can be brutal. Is it hangover puking or "this sushi smells a little tangy, ahh well fuck it (swallow)" puking?
  

  It's just puking. Like I'm getting the fuck out of your stomach puking.

  I seem to have an intolerance for "chicken of the woods" mushrooms. They wanted out of my stomach right fucking NOW!
• Tweek Jul 21, 2012

  Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🔥💢👣 wrote:

  Allergic reactions are dredful😖 I got fiberglass dust in my skin and in my lungs😣 it felt like I was breathing through a paper bag with an elephant on my chest while I was being attacked by a porpucine😲
  

  Ohh that sounds shitty. Was it an African or Indian elephant?
• Tweek Jul 21, 2012

  Ojibwe wrote:

  ✵ᎢཡཇཇᏦ✵ wrote:

  🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:

  Nauseau can be brutal. Is it hangover puking or "this sushi smells a little tangy, ahh well fuck it (swallow)" puking?
  

  It's just puking. Like I'm getting the fuck out of your stomach puking.

  I seem to have an intolerance for "chicken of the woods" mushrooms. They wanted out of my stomach right fucking NOW!

  Shame. Mushrooms are delicious.
• 〓Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ〓 Jul 21, 2012

  I hate massive abdominal cramping combined with a chowder-like substance flying out of my rectum into the toilet at such a velocity that I have to shower to get the residual ass matter off my cheeks.
• ~REVENGE~ Jul 21, 2012

  Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:

  Haha.... About 3 weeks ago i was extremely hungover and my friends dragged me to a breakfast restaurant in OC and suddenly i felt the urge to vomit and i knew tht if i tried to run through the restaurant to the restroom i wouldnt make it and would likely vom in the restaurant.... So i projectile vomited right next to where we were eatimg (out on a patio thank god) and NOBODY noticed except for my friends who will never let me live it down....

  I hate puking
  

  Devious Pukester!!
• ࿇ℛ✘Ꮓ∅ᎡᏰᎪϾᏦ࿇ Jul 21, 2012

  ✵ᎢཡཇཇᏦ✵ wrote:

  Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🔥💢👣 wrote:

  Allergic reactions are dredful😖 I got fiberglass dust in my skin and in my lungs😣 it felt like I was breathing through a paper bag with an elephant on my chest while I was being attacked by a porpucine😲
  

  Ohh that sounds shitty. Was it an African or Indian elephant?

  African,but the porpucine was an Australian Crested
• MOB 'N ROB Jul 21, 2012

  ✵ᎢཡཇཇᏦ✵ wrote:

  🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  I refuse to let myself puke. It happened once in the last 6 years and I felt like a triangle.
  Can't describe it hahaha
  

  If I could stop it, I would. This was blargharghagrhgrha oh god why is this happening blargharghagrhgrha

  I just go"Blargarsahgshsarlgras o my blagargargarsgrags...Ok.. Phew...Now time to clean my blagargargarsgrags.
• ✯βιuεᏀяιffoη✯ Jul 21, 2012

  “⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:

  I hate massive abdominal cramping combined with a chowder-like substance flying out of my rectum into the toilet at such a velocity that I have to shower to get the residual ass matter off my cheeks.
  

  That's why some people over in Europe have those butt cleaner things in their bathrooms. Ever tried one? Wouldnt suggest it.
• Kaͣrͩaͩs Jul 21, 2012

  I have no problem with puking. I don't really understand why people do. I, until recently, had a massive problem with drink (I still drink, but NOTHING compared to how I used to) and would vomit on a regular basis. I guess I just became accustomed to the whole thing. I wouldn't say I enjoy it. I don't do it for pleasure, but if it has to happen, then it's going to happen and I'm cool with that.
• 🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Jul 21, 2012

  I hate it when I puke. Espically when I comes out of my nose.😖
• 🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Jul 21, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  Ꮤıҡҡѧ Ꮤѧʜ wrote:

  “⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:

  I hate massive abdominal cramping combined with a chowder-like substance flying out of my rectum into the toilet at such a velocity that I have to shower to get the residual ass matter off my cheeks.
  

  That's why some people over in Europe have those butt cleaner things in their bathrooms. Ever tried one? Wouldnt suggest it.

  No idea how to spell it, but phonetically its called a "buh-day". If I were a guessing man, I'd spell it bedé.

  It's bidet. I'm an idióté.
• Kaͣrͩaͩs Jul 21, 2012

  🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Ꮤıҡҡѧ Ꮤѧʜ wrote:

  “⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:

  I hate massive abdominal cramping combined with a chowder-like substance flying out of my rectum into the toilet at such a velocity that I have to shower to get the residual ass matter off my cheeks.
  

  That's why some people over in Europe have those butt cleaner things in their bathrooms. Ever tried one? Wouldnt suggest it.

  No idea how to spell it, but phonetically its called a "buh-day". If I were a guessing man, I'd spell it bedé.

  It's bidet. I'm an idióté.

  It originated in Europe, 1530s France to be exact, but I can honestly say that I have never used one, or even know anyone that has. I guess the idea of us Europeans using such things is a true as all of us Brits having teeth like Austin Powers.
• Big Jake Jul 21, 2012

  🔰🔳Ƭҥoя🔳🔰 wrote:

  I hate being kicked in the nuts
  

  I dunno Tweek, I'm with this guy.
• Tweek Jul 21, 2012

  Big Jake wrote:

  🔰🔳Ƭҥoя🔳🔰 wrote:

  I hate being kicked in the nuts
  

  I dunno Tweek, I'm with this guy.

  Oh, don't get me wrong, I hate it too... But I really hate puking. Also, I haven't been kicked in the nuts for a long time, so maybe that is clouding my opinion.
• 💯ᎮᎡᎸᎷᎬ💥 Jul 22, 2012

  🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Ꮤıҡҡѧ Ꮤѧʜ wrote:

  “⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:

  I hate massive abdominal cramping combined with a chowder-like substance flying out of my rectum into the toilet at such a velocity that I have to shower to get the residual ass matter off my cheeks.
  

  That's why some people over in Europe have those butt cleaner things in their bathrooms. Ever tried one? Wouldnt suggest it.

  No idea how to spell it, but phonetically its called a "buh-day". If I were a guessing man, I'd spell it bedé.

  It's bidet. I'm an idióté.

  I tried one on a cruise. They're actually pretty awesome.
• eviltink Jul 22, 2012

  Puking is my most unfavorite thing in the world. It's irrational because it's less painful (sometimes) than a migraine which I get also, but as long as I've lived I'd do anything to avoid puking. Cold rag on my forehead, lay down, blahblahblah...

  And, then...erm...I got pregnant. Holy freaking crap.

  Just embrace the vomit.
• М།ИᎠФVཇЯМДᎢᎢཇЯ Jul 22, 2012

  ✵ᎢཡཇཇᏦ✵ wrote:

  Get kicked square in the nuts than throw up. I hate throwing up so fucking much. Even more so when it's just like "HERE I AM ASSHOLE! SORRY ABOUT THE LACK OF WARNING AND LANDING ON YOUR BOOTS!"

  Oh, I hate it so much.
  

  If I get kicked in the nuts really hard I throw up..!!??😳
• Visɧɓuɱe Jul 22, 2012

  I'd hate to have a protruding asshole.
• BellaItaliana Jul 22, 2012

  Weird you ask this. 3 times in the past week or two I've thought about how much I effing hate having a cough. God, it hurts & is so annoying to yourself & those around you & it's so uncontrollable. The last 2 coughs I had lasted 3-4 weeks each. Bloody, fucking awful, awful, awful.
• 📽ʗяㅌョƿⓢӈṏ₩🤓 Jul 22, 2012

  I once had a hangover with the flu. I hope that never happens again. 😷

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