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• Zeus™ Jul 22, 2012

  I had some wicked food poisoning... The worst bodily function is dry heaving and then finally puking and all you puke is bile and mucus so you have to fish around and pull it out and it slowly creeps up your espohagus. Mhmm mmmm mm.
• BellaItaliana Jul 22, 2012

  Zeus™ wrote:

  I had some wicked food poisoning... The worst bodily function is dry heaving and then finally puking and all you puke is bile and mucus so you have to fish around and pull it out and it slowly creeps up your espohagus. Mhmm mmmm mm.
  

  Unrelated to the thread, but this reminded me of this one time when I sneezed while eating spaghetti and I ended up pulling a noodle out of my nose.
• Glock 45 Jul 22, 2012

  Karas wrote:

  I have no problem with puking. I don't really understand why people do. I, until recently, had a massive problem with drink (I still drink, but NOTHING compared to how I used to) and would vomit on a regular basis. I guess I just became accustomed to the whole thing. I wouldn't say I enjoy it. I don't do it for pleasure, but if it has to happen, then it's going to happen and I'm cool with that.
  

  I used to drink till my stomach was full then go and force myself to puke so I could drink more.... Although I hate to puke I just like to drink more than I hate to puke.
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jul 22, 2012

  Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🔥💢👣 wrote:

  Allergic reactions are dredful😖 I got fiberglass dust in my skin and in my lungs😣 it felt like I was breathing through a paper bag with an elephant on my chest while I was being attacked by a porpucine😲
  

  Echidnas (porcupines) don't attack. They are flighty animals, and will do anything they can to escape. Just FYI 😜
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jul 22, 2012

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  Weird you ask this. 3 times in the past week or two I've thought about how much I effing hate having a cough. God, it hurts & is so annoying to yourself & those around you & it's so uncontrollable. The last 2 coughs I had lasted 3-4 weeks each. Bloody, fucking awful, awful, awful.
  

  I have a cough. I'm getting towards being 20 now, and I went to a doctor about this cough when I was about 14. It gets mildly better for a couple of weeks, and comes back with a vengeance. Doctors don't help, meds don't help ... It pisses me off when it wakes me up at night, but I'm pretty accustomed to it now. Life goes on 😒
• Iceberg_Slim Jul 22, 2012

  Shittin and puking so bad you gotta sleep in the bathtub. A particular third world country did that to me. That's the crap I hate.
• RW🍄 Jul 22, 2012

  I once ate like a huge amount of spaghetti as a kid and when i puked it was in these long strings I could breath and I started choking and had to pull my puke out of my mouth there's nothing more painful
• Traüger🏃Retired Jul 22, 2012

  I hate puke. Especially when it's combined with shit, a cup, piano music, and 2 girls…😨
• Marilyn Jul 22, 2012

  Worse is when you need to vomit & have the shits at the same time.

  (=>.<=)!
• 🎸Ꭲ✯ℌ༏ננβ༏ננƴ🎸 Jul 22, 2012

  Marilyn wrote:

  Worse is when you need to vomit & have the shits at the same time.

  (=>.<=)!
  

  😖
• [Add:Baz]Boffer Jul 22, 2012

  Karas wrote:

  🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Ꮤıҡҡѧ Ꮤѧʜ wrote:

  “⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:

  I have to shower to get the residual ass matter off my cheeks.
  

  That's why some people over in Europe have those butt cleaner things in their bathrooms.

  If I were a guessing man, I'd spell it bedé.

  It's bidet. I'm an idióté.

  I have never used one, or even know anyone that has.

  I've got one in my bathroom. It gets used only as a little kids hand wash sink for my nephews. don't think they know what's it's supposed to be for!
  As for puking, I've done blood vomit (scary as fuck), and a whole wheeto came back out to get lodged half out my nostril one other time.

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