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• SeñoritaMafioso Jul 8, 2012

  Baron Von Fritz wrote:

  hahax_01 wrote:

  Heyy. Need some help here.
  Want to talk to some girl i like. But i ain sure what to talk bout.
  If you guys gonna ask me grow some balls or whatever, i've checked i got them down there.
  So be serious.
  Yea. I hope theres a good convo starter. Not too slick or too dry.
  

  Step #1: Since you seem to have low self-confidence, I would suggest increasing it by going to the gym. Nothing increases self-confidence like knowing you have the ability to break another guy in half.
  Step #2: You seem to have either an Alimentive or Cerebral type personality, so I would also suggest using that large brain or humor to your advantage.
  Step #3: Don't be afraid of people. Most of the reasons girls don't talk to certain guys is that the guy acts too shy or stand-offish.
  Step #4: Don't stress, just talk. Period.

  I don't know... I would avoid talking about her period... 😉
• ⇚Ǥʘʈʗɧά⇛ Jul 8, 2012

  There 5 rules to remember about woman.....always remember these 5.
  1. Make her laugh.
  2. Tell her shes beutiful
  3. Open doors for her.

  Steps 4 and 5 are for much later than the talking part of the realtionship, so wait on these.....

  4. Smack her ass
  5. Pull her hair.
  For best results, squeeze 1 and 2 in there after you try 4 and 5. ;-)
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jul 8, 2012

  pella wrote:

  There 5 rules to remember about woman.....always remember these 5.
  1. Make her laugh.
  2. Tell her shes beutiful
  3. Open doors for her.

  Steps 4 and 5 are for much later than the talking part of the realtionship, so wait on these.....

  4. Smack her ass
  5. Pull her hair.
  For best results, squeeze 1 and 2 in there after you try 4 and 5. ;-)
  

  Perfecto!😘👌
• VINNIESALONE Jul 8, 2012

  Ask her if you can smell her feet. When she says no tell her it must be her pussy.
• ⇚Ǥʘʈʗɧά⇛ Jul 8, 2012

  Vinnie Malone wrote:

  Ask her if you can smell her feet. When she says no tell her it must be her pussy.
  

  You got no game my friend. Keep it TW
• GreenManXphile Jul 8, 2012

  Sneak into her work and steal her lunch occasionally.
• 🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Jul 8, 2012

  Just use the D.E.N.N.I.S. method, bro:
  Demonstrate your value.
  Engage her physically.
  Nurture her dependence on you.
  Neglect her emotionally.
  Inspire hope in your future.
  Separate entirely.

  You do this right, she'll never stop thinking about you.
• ༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ Jul 8, 2012

  🌾Khal🌾 wrote:

  Just use the D.E.N.N.I.S. method, bro:
  Demonstrate your value.
  Engage her physically.
  Nurture her dependence on you.
  Neglect her emotionally.
  Inspire hope in your future.
  Separate entirely.

  You do this right, she'll never stop thinking about you.
  

  Tragically sad, but too true. Men have become less and less like gentlemen and more and more like cavemen in heat. 😒
• †‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† Jul 8, 2012

  💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:

  Send her a note...be like "if you wanna go out with me smile,if not punch the teacher in the face"
  

  Seems legit
• hahax_01 Jul 8, 2012

  🌾Khal🌾 wrote:

  Just use the D.E.N.N.I.S. method, bro:
  Demonstrate your value.
  Engage her physically.
  Nurture her dependence on you.
  Neglect her emotionally.
  Inspire hope in your future.
  Separate entirely.

  You do this right, she'll never stop thinking about you.
  

  Nice method you have there. How you nuture dependance and Inspire hope?
• SeñoritaMafioso Jul 8, 2012

  Baron Von Fritz wrote:

  🌾Khal🌾 wrote:

  Just use the D.E.N.N.I.S. method, bro:
  Demonstrate your value.
  Engage her physically.
  Nurture her dependence on you.
  Neglect her emotionally.
  Inspire hope in your future.
  Separate entirely.

  You do this right, she'll never stop thinking about you.
  

  Tragically sad, but too true. Men have become less and less like gentlemen and more and more like cavemen in heat. 😒

  I frown upon this method. Try this one instead:

  Make her feel special.
  Act like a gentleman.
  Find (creative) ways to express your feelings.
  Inspire her.
  Occupy her psychologically.
  Spend time together.
  Organize activities for the two of you.

  This is a good one 👍 But I can't remember what it's called... 😉
• GreenManXphile Jul 8, 2012

  Haha... No one else got that "it's always sunny" reference?

  Regardless I did. Well done Khal. I think I'm gonna like you based on your recent posts... So far they seem class act.
• 🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Jul 8, 2012

  GreenManxphile wrote:

  Haha... No one else got that "it's always sunny" reference?

  Regardless I did. Well done Khal. I think I'm gonna like you based on your recent posts... So far they seem class act.
  

  Theyre not, Greenman. Domt be fooled. The demons floating around in my head can't be treated with antibiotics.
• GreenManXphile Jul 8, 2012

  🌾Khal🌾 wrote:

  GreenManxphile wrote:

  Haha... No one else got that "it's always sunny" reference?

  Regardless I did. Well done Khal. I think I'm gonna like you based on your recent posts... So far they seem class act.
  

  Theyre not, Greenman. Domt be fooled. The demons floating around in my head can't be treated with antibiotics.

  Hahaha
• 👿Devil Jul 8, 2012

  Dont listen to any of these idiots justbe like whatup and shell prolly saylistenin to music ask whatsong whateer she says be like oh i like that song its pretty good etc stupid shit like that
• GreenManXphile Jul 8, 2012

  alekot wrote:

  Dont listen to any of these idiots justbe like whatup and shell prolly saylistenin to music ask whatsong whateer she says be like oh i like that song its pretty good etc stupid shit like that
  

  -You ask her "whatup?" assuming she will prolly mention music or some shit.
  -she doesn't say anything.
  -turns out she's deaf.
  -you fail at life.
• GreenManXphile Jul 8, 2012

  alekot wrote:

  Dont listen to any of these idiots justbe like whatup and shell prolly saylistenin to music ask whatsong whateer she says be like oh i like that song its pretty good etc stupid shit like that
  

  -you say "whatup?"
  -she tells you to fuck yourself.
  -you cry later that night in the dark.
• ✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ Jul 8, 2012

  GreenManxphile wrote:

  alekot wrote:

  Dont listen to any of these idiots justbe like whatup and shell prolly saylistenin to music ask whatsong whateer she says be like oh i like that song its pretty good etc stupid shit like that
  

  -you say "whatup?"
  -she tells you to fuck yourself.
  -you cry later that night in the dark.

  ..... Alone.
• Ghetto Monstazz Jul 8, 2012

  stand outside her bedroom window with a boombox
• ☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Jul 8, 2012

  🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:

  In my experience girls and woman, be it subconscious or not... Tend to gravitate towards confidence. Because if such a confident human being, is interested in them, then they must be worth it right? At first, the girl should be totally into you. Then 2nd or 3rd date. Let her talk all about her. She will really feel like she's connecting with you. Confidence. Better to be a tad too cocky then a door Matt. You can always make up for being a jackass. But once your in the friend zone... That's it. It's floor Matt central.
  

  There is always a way around the whole friend zone thing,i messed around with all my female friends.
• jennskiezz Jul 8, 2012

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  stand outside her bedroom window with a boombox
  

  This.
• 〓Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ〓 Jul 8, 2012

  🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:

  In my experience girls and woman, be it subconscious or not... Tend to gravitate towards confidence. Because if such a confident human being, is interested in them, then they must be worth it right? At first, the girl should be totally into you. Then 2nd or 3rd date. Let her talk all about her. She will really feel like she's connecting with you. Confidence. Better to be a tad too cocky then a door Matt. You can always make up for being a jackass. But once your in the friend zone... That's it. It's floor Matt central.
  

  
  Haven't been in the friend zone very often. Most of my female friends would climb over each other to hook up with me if I were single. Probably why my longest amount of time being single was 2 months.
• ༺ℒᵃཡཡཡཡḊ༻ Jul 9, 2012

  Lol watch a movie, Hollywood style

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