Make Sara smile!
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So Sara is a little depressed at the moment. Let's rake together all our jokes and help Sara smile!
If you are going to complain about grammar GTFO!!! -
What do you call a snowman with two carrots for a nose?
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Stole this.
"took my son to a game, and at halftime, a Marine marching Band can onto the field to play.
He stood up and looked closely at the people.
Asking him what he was doing, he said "I'm looking for Matt and Dave, from church. Their both Marines."I told him they were both in Afghanistan
He replied "if I was in a marching band, I'd say I was in Afghanistan, too" "
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Pickles!
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🔥991-۷օㄨγ-991🔥 wrote:
Are you trying to hijack? 😝or is it just pure randomPickles!
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I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday."A spa would be nice" she replied."Ok" I said, jabbing her in the nose three times, "You'll have to be quicker than that."
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I love pure random but to make Sara smile here goes:
What did the snail say when she rode on the turtle's back.
"Weeee!!!!"
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I capped 18 turf in 10 minutes from a troll yesterday. All that effort and not one PM. Not a V thread, nor a cry in the forums. No accusation of being a bully. I mean I spent $100,000,000 hopping up to where this bloke is. I spent another $25,000,000 setting up the turf. I had to wait 24 hours. I then had to take time out of my busy day at work to cap those turf. All that effort and nothing. I mean just no appreciation at all... 😿
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How do you make someone smile? Get rid of Grammer Natzis!
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Spa as in fighting spar hehe😳
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A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their 8 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him.
"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!"
The blind man replies: "If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be sitting in the bus.
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Good thing sadsam is here!
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༼Sℌཇ-ཡʘℒƑ༽ wrote:
Sadsam <3Good thing sadsam is here!
His supply of jokes are as endless as his good looks! -
Knock knock
Who's there
Little boy blue
Little boy blue who
Michael Jackson . -
A gut walks into a bar he says ow
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*guy not gut
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Man 1: "This match won't light"
Man 2: " What?! It was working fine this morning!"
Tell me if you want more! -
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.
"If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.
"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.
And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.
"Go and get help!" he cried.
"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"
"Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself."
Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"
The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."
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Knock knock
Who's there
Little boy
Little boy who?
Little boy who can't reach the door bell.Knocker-Knock knock
Answerer-Who's there
Knocker-smoke monster
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
I eat mop
I eat mopwho?Say it out loud😏😜
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Knock, knock
Who's there
I eat mop
I eat mopwho?
Yes,yes you doSay it out loud😏😄
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Do you like jewels?
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Suck my cock, it's a gem. -
Do you like chicken?
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Taste my cock, it's fowl. -
Why didnt the banana go to school?
Cuz it didn't peel welI
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🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Leave the jokes to me Ryan😄༼Sℌཇ-ཡʘℒƑ༽ wrote:
Sadsam <3Good thing sadsam is here!
His supply of jokes are as endless as his good looks! -
An American businessman was in Japan.
He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her.
She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable..
The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one.
Wanting to impress the clients, he said "Fujifoo". The Japanese clients looked confused and said "No, you got the right hole."
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Earlier today i went to the supermarket, i walked up to the counter and said i wanted a package of magnums. The guy looked at me and asked "would you like a paperbag with thoese?" i replyed "no thanks, she aint that ugly"
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This is a great thread
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sadsam wrote:
😂😂😂A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their 8 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him.
"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!"
The blind man replies: "If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be sitting in the bus.
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So two condoms walk into a gay bar. The first one tells the other, "wow... We are about to get shitfaced". Heard that at the gay pride parade a couple weeks back here in Minneapolis.
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