Chuck Norris had a stunt double.
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What proof lol?
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TGOD239 wrote:
Damn.What proof lol?
You existence just proved that your annoying. Lol. -
I knew chuck was a fake when he shaved his legs for the total gym commercials.
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👣💀ÇℍĮҜƎƝ💀👣 wrote:
I was wondering who was gonna being that up. In a couple other forums I frequent I've seen posts such as Chuck Norris is a bisexual my uncle had a 1 night stand with him and Chuck Norris abuses animals. It's apparently attack chuck Norris week.His latest article about the Boy Scouts proves how much of a tool he really is. Just thought i'd share 😊
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༇₲ེམུསིℍð₲ེ࿔😲🔫😏 wrote:
👍Chuck Norris doesn't have stunt doubles. Just clones people tried to make to re-create him.
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I CAN'T FIND HIM LISTED ANYWHERE!!! I don't wanna put his first and last name bc, well duh. But my Gf just text him to ask him what stunts he did. And next time I go see him I'm gonna get some pics and stuff from him.
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Of course he had a stunt double. If he did the actual scenes the rest of the cast wouldn't have survived
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What's your GFs dads name? I have access to a film actors/ extras/ doubles database at work.
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NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Add JX wrote:
Lol I'm not saying his full name here. I'll find proof next time I go see him and anyone who gives a shit can see it on pal.What's your GFs dads name? I have access to a film actors/ extras/ doubles database at work.
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Your friends dad was obviously hard up for a job, so Chuck told him he could do the easy stuff. He was having trouble with the acting, only cause he couldn't punch it in the face!! If he needed a stunt double only Captain Fucken Awesome could attempt it.
You should be thanking him not doubting his Greatness:)
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originalbones wrote:
Lol you can dream cant you!!!Your friends dad was obviously hard up for a job, so Chuck told him he could do the easy stuff. He was having trouble with the acting, only cause he couldn't punch it in the face!! If he needed a stunt double only Captain Fucken Awesome could attempt it.
You should be thanking him not doubting his Greatness:)
Cool story though!
He had many listed. None of which seems to be her step dad. So I will be asking for proof or an explanation next time I see him. -
★HΛVOC★ wrote:
If dis aint true I'm gonna start to 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭It's true. Chuck Norris had stunt doubles. For crying scenes, and for when the stunt looked too whimpy for him.
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[Abe Lincoln - Nice Peter]
Four score and 65 years in the past
I won the Civil War with my beard
Now I’m here to whup your zss
I’ve read up on your facts
You cure cancer with your tears?
Well, tell me Chuck how come you never sat down and cried on your career?
You’re a washed up has been on TV selling Total Gyms
And you’re gonna lose this battle
Like you lost Return of the Dragon
I’ll rip your chest hairs out
Put em’ in my mouth
I’ll squash you like I squashed the South
I never told a lie
And I won’t start now
You’re a horse with a limp
I’ll put you down. -
[Chuck Norris - Lloyd Ahlquist]
This isn’t Gettysburg, punk
I’d suggest retreating
For I invented rap music
When my heart started beating
Chuck Norris doesn’t battle
He just allow you to lose
My raps will blow your mind like a verbal John Wilkes Booth
[Abe Lincoln - Nice Peter]
I’ve got my face on the side of a mountain
You voted for John McCain
I’ve got a bucket full of my head and I’m about to make it rain
You block bullets with your beard?
I catch em’ with my skull
I’d make fun of Walker, Texas Ranger but I’ve never ever seen that show
[Chuck Norris - Lloyd Ahlquist]
I am Chuck Fzcking Norris!
I’ve spread more blood and gore
Than forty score of your puny Civil Wars, bitch
I split the Union with a roundhouse kick
I wear a black belt on the beard that I grow on my d–k
I attack sharks when I smell them bleed
I don;t go swimming
Water just wants to be around me
My fists make the speed of light
Wish that it was faster
You may have freed the slaves
But Chuck is everyone’s master -
Cased closed.
Chuck had a stunt double, and now he's arguing with a dead guy.
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
You always know how to shut everybody down 😂👍Cased closed.
Chuck had a stunt double, and now he's arguing with a dead guy.
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Is he going to be in the expendables 2. That would be the only reason to watch it because I already know the ending. SPOILER ALERT- chuck norris kills everyone and then the movie is over.
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Chuck Norris is a weak old fart. I don't get the hype about him
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🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
You all misread itI have proof.
chuck norris had no stunt double for years during walker Texas ranger. Motorcycles through windows and the whole 9 yards was all him....thought it was cool and I'd share.
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Can't be
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No it's all lies chuck Norris is so good he's a figment of your imagination..that's why he can't die
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