Chuck Norris had a stunt double.
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Walrus Breath wrote:
I disagree with you. I think you are mistaken.Admiral May wrote:
Phfffffft!Walrus Breath wrote:
Raikou would not lie. Chuck Norris is inferior to somebody in almost everything. And she probably has no attraction to him either...LIES I SAY! ALL LIES!
YOU ARE SIMPLY CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU CAN NOT RESIST YOUR POWERFUL SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO CHUCK NORRIS!
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Admiral May wrote:
Phffffffffffffffffffffffffft!Walrus Breath wrote:
I disagree with you. I think you are mistaken.Admiral May wrote:
Phfffffft!Walrus Breath wrote:
Raikou would not lie. Chuck Norris is inferior to somebody in almost everything. And she probably has no attraction to him either...LIES I SAY! ALL LIES!
YOU ARE SIMPLY CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU CAN NOT RESIST YOUR POWERFUL SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO CHUCK NORRIS!
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What is your real name creator of this thread
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Walrus Breath wrote:
If you still disagree with my statement perhaps a conversation with Raikou is in order?Admiral May wrote:
Phffffffffffffffffffffffffft!Walrus Breath wrote:
I disagree with you. I think you are mistaken.Admiral May wrote:
Phfffffft!Walrus Breath wrote:
Raikou would not lie. Chuck Norris is inferior to somebody in almost everything. And she probably has no attraction to him either...LIES I SAY! ALL LIES!
YOU ARE SIMPLY CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU CAN NOT RESIST YOUR POWERFUL SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO CHUCK NORRIS!
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Uhm I by no means am denying me sexual attraction to certain male celebrities. I would drop girls in one second for quite a few of them. HELLO MAGIC MIKE!!! but chuck Norris is not one of them. And no I'm not lying. (monster... I'm a girl).
Walrus....here's a breath mint.
It's okay. Your in denial. I understand. Again, the supprt group will start at 3:15 pm sharp. -
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
😳.......Uhm I by no means am denying me sexual attraction to certain male celebrities. I would drop girls in one second for quite a few of them. HELLO MAGIC MIKE!!! but chuck Norris is not one of them. And no I'm not lying. (monster... I'm a girl).
Walrus....here's a breath mint.
It's okay. Your in denial. I understand. Again, the supprt group will start at 3:15 pm sharp.
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Walrus Breath wrote:
Lmfao @Admiral May wrote:
Phffffffffffffffffffffffffft!Walrus Breath wrote:
I disagree with you. I think you are mistaken.Admiral May wrote:
Phfffffft!Walrus Breath wrote:
Raikou would not lie. Chuck Norris is inferior to somebody in almost everything. And she probably has no attraction to him either...LIES I SAY! ALL LIES!
YOU ARE SIMPLY CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU CAN NOT RESIST YOUR POWERFUL SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO CHUCK NORRIS!
"pfft"
"your mistaken!!"
"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT!" -
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
I laughed when I read it too, but I helped write it...Walrus Breath wrote:
Lmfao @Admiral May wrote:
Phffffffffffffffffffffffffft!Walrus Breath wrote:
I disagree with you. I think you are mistaken.Admiral May wrote:
Phfffffft!Walrus Breath wrote:
Raikou would not lie. Chuck Norris is inferior to somebody in almost everything. And she probably has no attraction to him either...LIES I SAY! ALL LIES!
YOU ARE SIMPLY CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU CAN NOT RESIST YOUR POWERFUL SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO CHUCK NORRIS!
"pfft"
"your mistaken!!"
"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT!" -
I need no mints. I have an entire beach packed with willing suitors.
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Walrus Breath wrote:
They have babies!!!I need no mints. I have an entire beach packed with willing suitors.
I'm in kahoots with the back bone behind CHUCK NORRIS! I suggest you step off the beach fatty!!! -
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
That's right they have my babies. I'm the beach commander. I'm not fat. I'm a walrus. Size and weight give me an advantage over the young upstarts. Plus lady walruses love it.Walrus Breath wrote:
They have babies!!!I need no mints. I have an entire beach packed with willing suitors.
I'm in kahoots with the back bone behind CHUCK NORRIS! I suggest you step off the beach fatty!!! -
It must have only been during crying scenes
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Nice Natalie wrote:
Are you saying chuck Norris wanted his community to think he was capable of crying?! Shame on you. Your goin down mean Mandy!!It must have only been during crying scenes
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Walrus Breath wrote:
No, they're with you for social status. I'm a hippo, I'm the one to call when your fatass won't come home from work and give them what they need!🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
That's right they have my babies. I'm the beach commander. I'm not fat. I'm a walrus. Size and weight give me an advantage over the young upstarts. Plus lady walruses love it.Walrus Breath wrote:
They have babies!!!I need no mints. I have an entire beach packed with willing suitors.
I'm in kahoots with the back bone behind CHUCK NORRIS! I suggest you step off the beach fatty!!! -
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
Well he is incapable of crying so this is the only logical explanationNice Natalie wrote:
Are you saying chuck Norris wanted his community to think he was capable of crying?! Shame on you. Your goin down mean Mandy!!It must have only been during crying scenes
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Or perhaps it was a sex scene, and the directors didn't want him to kill the poor girl
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It's true. Chuck Norris had stunt doubles. For crying scenes, and for when the stunt looked too whimpy for him.
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Lies. Your a pokemon and hippos are from Africa not the arctic.
Chuck Norris has been informed of your lies. Prepare to experience his wrath.
Oh! Wait! Chuck Norris says he doesn't care what Pokemon think, they are fictional characters unworthy of his attention.
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Lol you guys just can't handle the truth!!! Havoc, god damnit I'm too scared to say it again!!!
So ill jus say... I💚( . V . )!!! -
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
That is the easy way out. But still...Lol you guys just can't handle the truth!!! Havoc, god damnit I'm too scared to say it again!!!
So ill jus say... I💚( . V . )!!! -
In fact and it's pretty well documented, Chuck Norris needed a stunt double for insurance purposes, but Chuck Norris was a stunt double for his own stunt double.
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If chuck Norris was a real badass, he'd teleport to my house and smash my face on the keyqbgdgg hstiesvvq rjhsqouv
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★HΛVOC★ wrote:
I want to say it...It's true. Chuck Norris had stunt doubles. For crying scenes, and for when the stunt looked too whimpy for him.
DBR vs BORG coming out
Resist the temptation
Havoc...
Whoo I resist, for a second there, I thought I was a goner -
Trauger Jogger wrote:
If chuck Norris was a real badass, he'd teleport to my house and smash my face on the keyqbgdgg hstiesvvq rjhsqouv
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🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
A lymphoma frend of mine grew up wt michal *not evn gna try th las name*, in magic mike, an thers still a bar he hangs at whn hes home.Uhm I by no means am denying me sexual attraction to certain male celebrities. I would drop girls in one second for quite a few of them. HELLO MAGIC MIKE!!! but chuck Norris is not one of them. And no I'm not lying. (monster... I'm a girl).
Walrus....here's a breath mint.
It's okay. Your in denial. I understand. Again, the supprt group will start at 3:15 pm sharp.
She sed he ws th stinky kid in scool and stil smels like ass! 😂😂😂 ats ok, i dont hav to smell him to wach tht movy!As fr chuck norris, ther IS NO OTHR!
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TAKE THAT BACK OR DIE!!!
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I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood. And he come to the door in a dress.
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Trauger Jogger wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lol!lololololololoololol!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂can't breathe!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😱😱😱😱😱😲😲😲😲😲If chuck Norris was a real badass, he'd teleport to my house and smash my face on the keyqbgdgg hstiesvvq rjhsqouv
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His latest article about the Boy Scouts proves how much of a tool he really is. Just thought i'd share 😊
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Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🔥💢👣 wrote:
Yeah this shit was pretty fuckin funny lol.Trauger Jogger wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lol!lololololololoololol!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂can't breathe!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😱😱😱😱😱😲😲😲😲😲If chuck Norris was a real badass, he'd teleport to my house and smash my face on the keyqbgdgg hstiesvvq rjhsqouv
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