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I'm so afraid👀

• Notofthisworldt Jul 4, 2012

  I just heard someone try to break into my house since I heard the door being opened then stopped because of the lock. No I can't sleep!!!
• Notofthisworldt Jul 4, 2012

  *now
• 〓Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ〓 Jul 4, 2012

  At least you didn't get stuck in the bathroom. 😁
• Notofthisworldt Jul 4, 2012

  Yeah you're right
• ☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Jul 4, 2012

  Buy your self a gun...
• Visɧɓuɱe Jul 4, 2012

  Maybe It's the tooth fairy.
• 🔰Superyan🔰 Jul 4, 2012

  vishbume wrote:

  Maybe It's the tooth fairy.
  

  Or the Easter Bunny! He arrives late sometimes.
• james87 Jul 4, 2012

  Watch he alone on netflix...it will prepare you for the upcoming assault! (I'm guessing your a kid? If you are ring your parents or family friend/neighbour and get them round)
• james87 Jul 4, 2012

  *home alone
• - ADD $CAR - Jul 4, 2012

  Grab yo shotgun and lock yo doors kid, they're coming for you!
• PEACE-MAKER Jul 4, 2012

  I got robbed last week....took my xbox....wat a shame
• ChickenESupply Jul 4, 2012

  💢ƌع℣∆ʂﾅ∆ﾅօℛ💢 wrote:

  Grab yo shotgun and lock yo doors kid, they're coming for you!
  
• ChickenESupply Jul 4, 2012

  .12 gauge should work!
• Traüger🏃Retired Jul 4, 2012

  Honestly, get a swing blade type of pocket knife. If anything bad happens just remember, injuring someone for breaking & entering is easily justified as self defense.
• Ƿøcҝєт™ Jul 4, 2012

  Don't go for an injury if you choose self defense, especially if they're breaking into your home you shoot to kill.
• Ꭱ3V Jul 4, 2012

  Crawl under your bed and curl yourself into a fetal position. Then proceed to sob like a little school girl. The intruders should leave out of sheer disgust.
• - ADD $CAR - Jul 4, 2012

  Ƿøcḵє†ƦƦ™ wrote:

  Don't go for an injury if you choose self defense, especially if they're breaking into your home you shoot to kill.
  

  I wouldn't like to kill anyone, so I would shoot them in all 4 joints (shoulders and knees)
• Ꭱ3V Jul 4, 2012

  💢ƌع℣∆ʂﾅ∆ﾅօℛ💢 wrote:

  Ƿøcḵє†ƦƦ™ wrote:

  Don't go for an injury if you choose self defense, especially if they're breaking into your home you shoot to kill.
  

  I wouldn't like to kill anyone, so I would shoot them in all 4 joints (shoulders and knees)

  I'm no doctor, but I'm fairly certain there's more than 4 joints in the human body.
• BellaItaliana Jul 4, 2012

  💢ƌع℣∆ʂﾅ∆ﾅօℛ💢 wrote:

  Ƿøcḵє†ƦƦ™ wrote:

  Don't go for an injury if you choose self defense, especially if they're breaking into your home you shoot to kill.
  

  I wouldn't like to kill anyone, so I would shoot them in all 4 joints (shoulders and knees)

  You know the human body has more joints than that, right?
• BAT SMURF Jul 4, 2012

  “⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:

  At least you didn't get stuck in the bathroom. 😁
  

  Who was that again?
• Ѵɪɴᴎγ Jul 4, 2012

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  💢ƌع℣∆ʂﾅ∆ﾅօℛ💢 wrote:

  Ƿøcḵє†ƦƦ™ wrote:

  Don't go for an injury if you choose self defense, especially if they're breaking into your home you shoot to kill.
  

  I wouldn't like to kill anyone, so I would shoot them in all 4 joints (shoulders and knees)

  I'm no doctor, but I'm fairly certain there's more than 4 joints in the human body.

  😂😂
• BellaItaliana Jul 4, 2012

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  💢ƌع℣∆ʂﾅ∆ﾅօℛ💢 wrote:

  Ƿøcḵє†ƦƦ™ wrote:

  Don't go for an injury if you choose self defense, especially if they're breaking into your home you shoot to kill.
  

  I wouldn't like to kill anyone, so I would shoot them in all 4 joints (shoulders and knees)

  I'm no doctor, but I'm fairly certain there's more than 4 joints in the human body.

  Haha...yes.
• Visɧɓuɱe Jul 4, 2012

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  💢ƌع℣∆ʂﾅ∆ﾅօℛ💢 wrote:

  Ƿøcḵє†ƦƦ™ wrote:

  Don't go for an injury if you choose self defense, especially if they're breaking into your home you shoot to kill.
  

  I wouldn't like to kill anyone, so I would shoot them in all 4 joints (shoulders and knees)

  I'm no doctor, but I'm fairly certain there's more than 4 joints in the human body.

  Haha...yes.

  Shoot the brain stem off him. Or a blow to the mahogany gaspipes.
• 🎸Ꭲ✯ℌ༏ננβ༏ננƴ🎸 Jul 4, 2012

  Oh shit man, that was your house?
• Visɧɓuɱe Jul 4, 2012

  🔰🔪ℬяʊтʊṩ😵🔰 wrote:

  Oh shit man, that was your house?
  

  Why? Are you sorry? Got the wrong house, huh?
• - ADD $CAR - Jul 4, 2012

  vishbume wrote:

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  💢ƌع℣∆ʂﾅ∆ﾅօℛ💢 wrote:

  Ƿøcḵє†ƦƦ™ wrote:

  Don't go for an injury if you choose self defense, especially if they're breaking into your home you shoot to kill.
  

  I wouldn't like to kill anyone, so I would shoot them in all 4 joints (shoulders and knees)

  I'm no doctor, but I'm fairly certain there's more than 4 joints in the human body.

  Haha...yes.

  Shoot the brain stem off him. Or a blow to the mahogany gaspipes.

  Lol derp moment 4 major joints like shoulders and knees and then start kicking him like a NINJA
• Visɧɓuɱe Jul 4, 2012

  💢ƌع℣∆ʂﾅ∆ﾅօℛ💢 wrote:

  vishbume wrote:

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  💢ƌع℣∆ʂﾅ∆ﾅօℛ💢 wrote:

  Ƿøcḵє†ƦƦ™ wrote:

  Don't go for an injury if you choose self defense, especially if they're breaking into your home you shoot to kill.
  

  I wouldn't like to kill anyone, so I would shoot them in all 4 joints (shoulders and knees)

  I'm no doctor, but I'm fairly certain there's more than 4 joints in the human body.

  Haha...yes.

  Shoot the brain stem off him. Or a blow to the mahogany gaspipes.

  Lol derp moment 4 major joints like shoulders and knees and then start kicking him like a NINJA

  Sounds like a death flop.
• Traüger🏃Retired Jul 4, 2012

  Kick the balls repeatedly, bite the ears (possibly off?) and thumbs crammed into eyes. When your life is in danger there are no boundaries for what makes a "fair fight" -nothing is off limits
• ♆𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍♆ Jul 4, 2012

  BAT SMURF wrote:

  “⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:

  At least you didn't get stuck in the bathroom. 😁
  

  Who was that again?

  Primo Loco
• ~REVENGE~ Jul 4, 2012

  💢ƌع℣∆ʂﾅ∆ﾅօℛ💢 wrote:

  Ƿøcḵє†ƦƦ™ wrote:

  Don't go for an injury if you choose self defense, especially if they're breaking into your home you shoot to kill.
  

  I wouldn't like to kill anyone, so I would shoot them in all 4 joints (shoulders and knees)

  Dead men can't sue you.
• - ADD $CAR - Jul 4, 2012

  Trauger Jogger wrote:

  Kick the balls repeatedly, bite the ears (possibly off?) and thumbs crammed into eyes. When your life is in danger there are no boundaries for what makes a "fair fight" -nothing is off limits
  

  I agree

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