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I'm so afraid👀

• Ƿøcҝєт™ Jul 4, 2012

  Dino Marchetti wrote:

  💢ƌع℣∆ʂﾅ∆ﾅօℛ💢 wrote:

  Ƿøcḵє†ƦƦ™ wrote:

  Don't go for an injury if you choose self defense, especially if they're breaking into your home you shoot to kill.
  

  I wouldn't like to kill anyone, so I would shoot them in all 4 joints (shoulders and knees)

  Dead men can't sue you.

  EXACTLY!
• ☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Jul 4, 2012

  Trauger Jogger wrote:

  Kick the balls repeatedly, bite the ears (possibly off?) and thumbs crammed into eyes. When your life is in danger there are no boundaries for what makes a "fair fight" -nothing is off limits
  

  Hopefully he doesn't get your instructions mixed up.And kick the ears and bite the balls
• 〽aster Chief Jul 4, 2012

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  💢ƌع℣∆ʂﾅ∆ﾅօℛ💢 wrote:

  Ƿøcḵє†ƦƦ™ wrote:

  Don't go for an injury if you choose self defense, especially if they're breaking into your home you shoot to kill.
  

  I wouldn't like to kill anyone, so I would shoot them in all 4 joints (shoulders and knees)

  I'm no doctor, but I'm fairly certain there's more than 4 joints in the human body.

  Haha...yes.

  😱 what my teachers taught me were wrong. Whats the point of getting a good edjumication now?
• Notofthisworldt Jul 4, 2012

  Trauger Jogger wrote:

  Honestly, get a swing blade type of pocket knife. If anything bad happens just remember, injuring someone for breaking & entering is easily justified as self defense.
  

  I got something better than a knife!!! Two swords!!!
• Notofthisworldt Jul 4, 2012

  Trauger Jogger wrote:

  Kick the balls repeatedly, bite the ears (possibly off?) and thumbs crammed into eyes. When your life is in danger there are no boundaries for what makes a "fair fight" -nothing is off limits
  

  So it wasn't kick the ears and bite the balls? Worked anyway
• Edyook8ed Jul 4, 2012

  This is obviously real because when you hear someone come into your house the first thing you have to do is post it on a turf Wars forum and not call te police or anything
• Carpenter Jul 4, 2012

  SKCatSquad wrote:

  This is obviously real because when you hear someone come into your house the first thing you have to do is post it on a turf Wars forum and not call te police or anything
  

  You obviously haven't been around TW for very long. Everyone knows we know what to do better than the Popo.
• Notofthisworldt Jul 4, 2012

  Well he ran off when he couldn't open the door so we decided to not call the police since it sounded like he wasn't coming back
• Traüger🏃Retired Jul 4, 2012

  I'd chase him down and attack him with my knife. Varsity track FTW
• Governor Jul 4, 2012

  Trauger Jogger wrote:

  I'd chase him down and attack him with my knife. Varsity track FTW
  

  Get a few and if you are good at throwing them...
• 🔲ً大Фཀཀ¥།ㄹㅐλИDᎦ🔲 Jul 4, 2012

  Be like my dad as seen ubducted he will find you
• ADD: 0901 Jul 4, 2012

  Best thing to do.
  If they break in to your home.
  Drag them upstairs and beat the shit out of them. It's only classed as self defence if he makes it off the ground floor
• Ꭱ3V Jul 4, 2012

  FussyJosh wrote:

  Best thing to do.
  If they break in to your home.
  Drag them upstairs and beat the shit out of them. It's only classed as self defence if he makes it off the ground floor
  

  Oh really? So what the hell are people that live in a single story supposed to do? Drag em up on the roof?
• ADD: 0901 Jul 4, 2012

  That's obviously different you tit
• Hobo Bob Jul 4, 2012

  Your afraid of something "of this world"?!
• Ꭱ3V Jul 4, 2012

  FussyJosh wrote:

  That's obviously different you tit
  

  The point is, is that that's obviously bullshit you tit.
• 🔫 Jul 4, 2012

  Arm up. Claim Castle law.
• ADD: 0901 Jul 4, 2012

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  FussyJosh wrote:

  That's obviously different you tit
  

  The point is, is that that's obviously bullshit you tit.

  Look it up
• N_O_O_B Jul 4, 2012

  vishbume wrote:

  🔰🔪ℬяʊтʊṩ😵🔰 wrote:

  Oh shit man, that was your house?
  

  Why? Are you sorry? Got the wrong house, huh?

  😂😂😂😳😳
• WestSider Jul 4, 2012

  FussyJosh wrote:

  Best thing to do.
  If they break in to your home.
  Drag them upstairs and beat the shit out of them. It's only classed as self defence if he makes it off the ground floor
  

  BullShit👆👆👆👆👆
• SILENT SHADOW Jul 4, 2012

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  FussyJosh wrote:

  Best thing to do.
  If they break in to your home.
  Drag them upstairs and beat the shit out of them. It's only classed as self defence if he makes it off the ground floor
  

  Oh really? So what the hell are people that live in a single story supposed to do? Drag em up on the roof?

  That would be great! Make him put on a dress and give him a umbrella make him jump all the while you record it. Harry poppins.
• 🎸Ꭲ✯ℌ༏ננβ༏ננƴ🎸 Jul 5, 2012

  vishbume wrote:

  🔰🔪ℬяʊтʊṩ😵🔰 wrote:

  Oh shit man, that was your house?
  

  Why? Are you sorry? Got the wrong house, huh?

  I thought it was a Finlay house!
• Notofthisworldt Jul 5, 2012

  What's a Finlay?

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