Stories From A Fast Food Dude
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Fast Food. We've all had it. We've all been customers. We've had good experiences, and we've had bad ones. We complain to friends/family about how terrible this place is, or how great that place is.
And then, there's the employees and managers of those fast food places. Me, I'm a manager at a Wendy's. I have been working at this location for 6 years, part of it employee, part of it as manager. Over the course of the next few days, and maybe longer, I will be bringing you some of the my greatest/worst customer experiences ever. All of which are 100% true, no exaggeration. So sit back, read, and have a laugh
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Me-"Hi, welcome to Wendys, can I help you?"
Customer-Yes, how many nuggets come in a 5 piece? -
You don't happen to work at a Wendy's in Ohio do you?
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If any of my experiences need an explanation, or you don't get why something is so funny or stupid, or whatever, please let me know. To me, these are all obvious. But to those that have never worked in fast food, some explanation may be necessary
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🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 wrote:
Nah, Northern KentuckyYou don't happen to work at a Wendy's in Ohio do you?
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A customer came through the drive thru and ordered 2 combos, with which came 2 drinks. They ordered a powerade(blue) and a fruit punch(red). I handed the customer their food, followed by their drinks. She looks at the drinks, and asks me, "which ones which?"
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This is funny stuff 😂😂😂
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
Roflmao. I believe that. I also believe the "how many comes in a 5 piece" guy also. People out there really are that stupid. It's kinda scary.A customer came through the drive thru and ordered 2 combos, with which came 2 drinks. They ordered a powerade(blue) and a fruit punch(red). I handed the customer their food, followed by their drinks. She looks at the drinks, and asks me, "which ones which?"
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Please tell me there's more
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
What's scarier is how people like that are allowed to drive.✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
Roflmao. I believe that. I also believe the "how many comes in a 5 piece" guy also. People out there really are that stupid. It's kinda scary.A customer came through the drive thru and ordered 2 combos, with which came 2 drinks. They ordered a powerade(blue) and a fruit punch(red). I handed the customer their food, followed by their drinks. She looks at the drinks, and asks me, "which ones which?"
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MOB 'N ROB wrote:
Plenty more. Patience, padawanPlease tell me there's more
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About 3 or 4 years ago, we had these 'Frescata' sandwiches. They were like COLD sub sandwiches on fresh, Artisan bread. Kinda like Jimmy johns, but on a big square warm bun, not a 'footlong' kinda thing.
Anyway, dude came into the dining room and orders a Frescata sandwich. The sandwich maker makes it, I put it on his tray, and he goes and sits down. He takes about 2 bites, and comes back up to the counter, sandwich in hand.
Me- "Is there a problem sir?"
He looks at me with this odd, angry, during climax face, and then yells at me "This sandwich is cold!!!!"
Me-"Sir, they are supposed to be cold"
Customer-"Well I don't like it, heat this motherfucker up!" -
✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
Hey, I'm a padawan!MOB 'N ROB wrote:
Plenty more. Patience, padawanPlease tell me there's more
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YOU wrote:
Oops I mean "Yes Master Jedi Picasso"✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
Hey, I'm a padawan!MOB 'N ROB wrote:
Plenty more. Patience, padawanPlease tell me there's more
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Lady orders 2 frostys in the drive thru, 1 chocolate and 1 vanilla. We pour them into the clear cups that they go in, and I hand them to her. She looks at them, then looks at me and says "Which ones chocolate?"
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I had a lady ask what lemonade tasted like. Who doesn't know what lemonade tastes like?
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Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
😂😂😂😂 gotta say, I've never had that one. Lmao!I had a lady ask what lemonade tasted like. Who doesn't know what lemonade tastes like?
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Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Roflmao😂😂😂😂I had a lady ask what lemonade tasted like. Who doesn't know what lemonade tastes like?
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Customer comes in the drive thru and orders a triple cheeseburger combo. He pays, gets his food and drink, and drives off. End of story, right? No.
Dude calls about 20 minutes later.Customer-"Lemme speak to da managa"
Me-"Speaking"
Customer-"I came thru bout 20 minutes ago and got a triple. Da shits raw"
Me-"I'm sorry, sir, what was that?"
Customer-"My meats raw!"
Me-"I'm very sorry sir. I'm not sure what happened there. If you'd like to come back down sometime I would be glad to refund your money or remake your food for you"
Customer-"Nah, I done ate the food. But if I get food poisoning, Ima sue yo white ass" -
I was cleaning the counters in the men's room when a guy walks up to one of the faucets, rinses his hands, then blows a snot rocket all over the counter. Like 10 minutes before my shift was over. There were paper towels and a trash can literally inches away from where he was standing.
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Roflmao he said " snot rocket "
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
LoL..this one made me laugh...now heat my shit up motherfucka..classic...About 3 or 4 years ago, we had these 'Frescata' sandwiches. They were like COLD sub sandwiches on fresh, Artisan bread. Kinda like Jimmy johns, but on a big square warm bun, not a 'footlong' kinda thing.
Anyway, dude came into the dining room and orders a Frescata sandwich. The sandwich maker makes it, I put it on his tray, and he goes and sits down. He takes about 2 bites, and comes back up to the counter, sandwich in hand.
Me- "Is there a problem sir?"
He looks at me with this odd, angry, during climax face, and then yells at me "This sandwich is cold!!!!"
Me-"Sir, they are supposed to be cold"
Customer-"Well I don't like it, heat this motherfucker up!" -
Warhero0014 wrote:
And reproduce. Some just shouldn't be allowed to breed.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
What's scarier is how people like that are allowed to drive.✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
Roflmao. I believe that. I also believe the "how many comes in a 5 piece" guy also. People out there really are that stupid. It's kinda scary.A customer came through the drive thru and ordered 2 combos, with which came 2 drinks. They ordered a powerade(blue) and a fruit punch(red). I handed the customer their food, followed by their drinks. She looks at the drinks, and asks me, "which ones which?"
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Lady orders a single cheeseburger. About 15 minutes later she calls the store
Customer-"May I speak to a manager?"
Me-"Speaking"
Customer-"I came through earlier and got a single cheeseburger, but there are cucumbers on it. I said I didn't want cucumbers.
Me-"I'm sorry ma'am, but we don't have cucumbers here."
Customer-"Yes you do. They are on my single."
Me-"We do not have cucumbers here. Did you possibly mean pickles?"
Customer-"NO, CUCUMBERS! When I say cucumbers, I mean CUCUMBERS! Idiot!....She hangs up
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"Is your Spicy Chicken sandwich spicy?"
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4nick8r wrote:
Idiot+idiot= muthafackin idiotWarhero0014 wrote:
And reproduce. Some just shouldn't be allowed to breed.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
What's scarier is how people like that are allowed to drive.✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
Roflmao. I believe that. I also believe the "how many comes in a 5 piece" guy also. People out there really are that stupid. It's kinda scary.A customer came through the drive thru and ordered 2 combos, with which came 2 drinks. They ordered a powerade(blue) and a fruit punch(red). I handed the customer their food, followed by their drinks. She looks at the drinks, and asks me, "which ones which?"
Muthafackin idiot+ muthafackin idiot= fackin dumb sh!t idiot
Fackin dumb sh!t idiot+ fakin dumb sh!t idiot=???
These people should not be allowed to have sex😁 -
✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
Okay good🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 wrote:
Nah, Northern KentuckyYou don't happen to work at a Wendy's in Ohio do you?
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"Do your frostys have milk in them?"
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I work at a pizza place
Me: how can I help you?
Customer: I want two large pizza with pepperoni and bacon
Me: ok do you want those round or square?
Customer: what's the difference?
Me: umm the shape -
Tell the story of when they stole the seat!
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i worked at burger king in high school. i used to like to answer the drive thru "welvome to mcdonalds, how can i help you". peolpe got so confused. i had one who then ordered big macs. bk obviously doesnt serve those so i gave him whoppers instead. he called ahalf hour later and complained that he didnt get his big macs. the manager had to explain to him for fifteen minutes that he came to burger king not mcdonalds. he wasnt amused with me when he figured it out.
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