Stories From A Fast Food Dude
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Admiral May wrote:
Yes, but I'm at work right now. Will bring some more laughter to TW when I get homeDo you have more stories to amuse the turf wars community about your career?
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
Great! I look forward to hearing from you.Admiral May wrote:
Yes, but I'm at work right now. Will bring some more laughter to TW when I get homeDo you have more stories to amuse the turf wars community about your career?
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I think we should make a thread about the mess-ups of the fast food guys. 😉
I ASKED FOR HOT CHOCOLATE AND GOT A MOCHA, DAG NABBIT!!! 😠😠😠
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Yeah.
Once I orderd a double bacon triple patty with extra lettuce and tomato on a Big and Tasty from McDonald's, and THEY FORGOT THE BACON 😡 -
✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
HurryAdmiral May wrote:
Yes, but I'm at work right now. Will bring some more laughter to TW when I get homeDo you have more stories to amuse the turf wars community about your career?
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
NOT THE BACON!😱😱😱😱🐷🐷Yeah.
Once I orderd a double bacon triple patty with extra lettuce and tomato on a Big and Tasty from McDonald's, and THEY FORGOT THE BACON 😡 -
✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
Great thread, really enjoying the read. But 10% of $2 ? Not that hard to work out. (it's 20 cents)🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Actually, you'd be surprised at how many people flip the fuck out if they DON'T get it. It's dumb. They are older and smaller, so they get like a potato, a small hamburger, and a water. Total is around $2. 10% of $2? It's like 8 cents or some shit. They literally yell about that 8 cents broLesson of the night 2:
Senior citizens don't like to save change, it's freaking heavy dontcha know
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💀ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ💀+₅₅₂ wrote:
Haha it's all good. I'm shit at math, sorry. I'll try to post some more this evening✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
Great thread, really enjoying the read. But 10% of $2 ? Not that hard to work out. (it's 20 cents)🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Actually, you'd be surprised at how many people flip the fuck out if they DON'T get it. It's dumb. They are older and smaller, so they get like a potato, a small hamburger, and a water. Total is around $2. 10% of $2? It's like 8 cents or some shit. They literally yell about that 8 cents broLesson of the night 2:
Senior citizens don't like to save change, it's freaking heavy dontcha know
Sorry to pull you up on that one, continue.... -
✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
No I can't wait please more now💀ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ💀+₅₅₂ wrote:
Haha it's all good. I'm shit at math, sorry. I'll try to post some more this evening✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
Great thread, really enjoying the read. But 10% of $2 ? Not that hard to work out. (it's 20 cents)🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Actually, you'd be surprised at how many people flip the fuck out if they DON'T get it. It's dumb. They are older and smaller, so they get like a potato, a small hamburger, and a water. Total is around $2. 10% of $2? It's like 8 cents or some shit. They literally yell about that 8 cents broLesson of the night 2:
Senior citizens don't like to save change, it's freaking heavy dontcha know
Sorry to pull you up on that one, continue.... -
I hate it when you hand someone's order out to them, and they get an attitude and say "did you put sauce it the bag?"
No, because you never asked for any! Im not a mind reader!
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
But think about it would people be more mad if they didnt get the sauce they wanted or got the sauce they didn't needI hate it when you hand someone's order out to them, and they get an attitude and say "did you put sauce it the bag?"
No, because you never asked for any! Im not a mind reader!
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Lol 👆👆👆👆
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🔥Best thread of the month🔥
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I ordered a double baconator once and they forgot the bacon. How the hell does that happen??Yeah.
Once I orderd a double bacon triple patty with extra lettuce and tomato on a Big and Tasty from McDonald's, and THEY FORGOT THE BACON 😡 -
“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:
EpicMealTime would NOT let that happen🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I ordered a double baconator once and they forgot the bacon. How the hell does that happen??Yeah.
Once I orderd a double bacon triple patty with extra lettuce and tomato on a Big and Tasty from McDonald's, and THEY FORGOT THE BACON 😡 -
We have this woman who comes in once a week or so. The following happens EVERY time she comes in.
She orders whatever, and 1 thing she ALWAYS gets is a Monterey Crispy Chicken sandwich, which comes with lettuce on it. So we make her food and give it to her. She always checks the chicken sandwich, and then yells and screams that there is lettuce on it. But yet, she has NEVER said 'no lettuce'. Ever.
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Common Mispronunciations.
I will name the item, and attempt to type out how it sounds. Then I'll tell you the things ive heard them called.Monterey Crispy Chicken. Sounds like 'monteray'. I've heard 'Montgomery, money, Monty, mounty, Mongolia'
Baja Salad. Sounds like 'bahaa'. I've heard 'bayjay, bejay, bala, bahak,
Bacon & Blue Burger. People ALWAYS called it the 'Black & Blue Burger'
Asiago Chicken Sandwich. Sounds like 'ahsi-a-go'. I've heard 'asiatic, asian, asayjeo, assuage-igo'
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Dude comes through the drive thru and orders a bacon and cheese potato. We were out of potatoes at the moment, and we told him so. He says, "ok, that's fine, let me have a broccoli and cheese potato." I tell him that we are out of potatoes. He continues to go through the list of potatoes, asking of we have each freaking potatoe. Apparently he thought our potatoes were premade with the toppings on them
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When people order a side salad, we ask them what kind of dressing they would like, because it doesn't come with a specific one, it's up to the customer. And they often ask which dressings we have. We have 9 dressings. Doesn't seem like too many, but that's Alot of fucking dressings to read off. I can't stand it when I read off every damn dressing we have, and the customer says, "I didn't want any dressing", even though they asked what we had, AND even though it's on THE FUCKING MENU BOARD!
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Older last pulls up to the speaker one day and says, "Hi, where's your menu?"
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So my store is setup just like almost every other fast food place in the world, 2 drive thru windows. 1 to pay, and 1 for your food. Unlike a lot of places, both of our windows are ALWAYS open. Stores that close their window are dumb. Its faster having 2 windows.
Anyway, lady orders one day, pulls to the first window, pays, and then she drives off. Like, she left the area. Comes back like 5 minutes later and says, "oh dear, I though you said 3rd window"
We don't even have a third fucking window. Does ANY fast food place have 3 windows?
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At least once every 4 days, someone will order at the drive thru, pay, and drive off. And never come back. I'll never understand.
Even more common is people paying, and severely missing the second window. By like 5 car lengths. Again, I just don't understand
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Dude comes in one day, and orders a triple combo, large fru and drink.
"What would you like to drink sir?"
"Well, I'm on a diet, so give me a diet coke"Just you all know, JUST the triple itself, no condiments, no bun or cheese, just the three patties, is like 1000 calories. Not including everything that comes on it, or the fries.
Yea dude, that Diet Coke is going to REALLY help
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I feel like I'm boring people. Is anyone actually reading these? Or should I just stop? Lol
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
I've done this :) let me explainAt least once every 4 days, someone will order at the drive thru, pay, and drive off. And never come back. I'll never understand.
They're too embarrassed to come back
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
I'm reading and they are very funny. Keep posting them.I feel like I'm boring people. Is anyone actually reading these? Or should I just stop? Lol
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
No, continue...This quite a work of art, Picasso. 👍I feel like I'm boring people. Is anyone actually reading these? Or should I just stop? Lol
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
I love when that happens. I'm always standing behind the guy who does it in line. It is literally the funniest thing to overhear.Dude comes in one day, and orders a triple combo, large fru and drink.
"What would you like to drink sir?"
"Well, I'm on a diet, so give me a diet coke"Just you all know, JUST the triple itself, no condiments, no bun or cheese, just the three patties, is like 1000 calories. Not including everything that comes on it, or the fries.
Yea dude, that Diet Coke is going to REALLY help
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"How much is a free water?"
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
I always wonder what goes on inside the head of a dumbass driverAt least once every 4 days, someone will order at the drive thru, pay, and drive off. And never come back. I'll never understand.
Even more common is people paying, and severely missing the second window. By like 5 car lengths. Again, I just don't understand
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