Yo mamma fight!
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Yo mommas so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out wit a job application -
Hickory Dickory Dock...Your moms a slut
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Your mamma got one big titty and one small titty and they call the b$&@! Biggie smalls
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Yo mama's house is so dirty, u have to wipe your feet before u go outside.
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Yo mama reminds me of a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and comes back for more! 😼
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Yo mammas so fat people jog around her for excercise
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Your mammas so fat I told her it was chilly outside she grabed a bowl an spoon.
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Yo momma so fat she jumped up and got stuck
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Yo mammas so fat she bunjee jumped and the whole bridge fell
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Yo mamma so stupid she couldn't bounce a ball on the ground
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Yo mama is Sooo fat, she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin
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Yo momma so stupid she heard the door bell ring and went to the microwave and said hello?
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Yo mammas so fat everytime she takes a step there's a earthquake In japanl
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Yo mama so stupid she got a glass door with a peep hole.
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Yo mama so fat she had a baday toilet installed just b/c she couldn't reach her own ass.
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Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
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Yo mamma got three teeth 1 top 2 bottom and had the nerve to get invisiline
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Yo mammas like a tv even a two year old can turn her on
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Yo mammas so fat even her photos heavy
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Yo mammas so fat her blood types rocky road..
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Yo mamas so ugly her ace looks like it caught on fire and someone put it out with a fork.
Yo mamas so ugly when she was born her mother said "what a treasure". And her father said "yes let's go bury it
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Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket, and starved to death.
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Yo mamas so stupid she locked here keys in a motercycle.
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To mama is so fat, she on both sides of the family.
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Yo mamas so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mamas so hairy that you got rugburn when she gave birth!!!
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Wow most of the yomama jokes are from the app. This ones legit. Yo mamas so fat when I took a picture of her the pic was heavy. LMAO
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Your momma so stupid, wen i farted she thought nuclear bomb
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Don Davido wrote:
WTFYour momma so stupid, wen i farted she thought nuclear bomb
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Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
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BennyDaBOSS✯Ⓖ₡➌ wrote:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDYo momma so stupid she heard the door bell ring and went to the microwave and said hello?
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Yo mommas so stupid she sold her car for gas money
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