Yo mamma fight!
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Yo mamas so ugly..her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
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ldub wrote:
not funnyYo mamas so ugly..her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
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Yo momma so fat u hav to butter her hips so she can get thru the door!
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Yo mamas like a shotgun... 2 cocks and she's ready to blow
yo mamas so old she dreams in black and white
yo mamas head is so big... She doesn't have dreams.... She has motion pictures
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What's the difference between Yo mama and a water buffalo? About 25 pounds.
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Yo mama's so stank, she put in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.
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For all those star wars geeks out there yo mammas so stupid she thought jar jar came w/ pickles pickles
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Yo mama's knock-kneed, Yo daddy's bow-legged, and when they walk down the street they spell OK.
Yo mama fell down on the sidewalk and by the time she got back up she made $1.50.
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TheCoconutMafia wrote:
Don't get itYo mama's knock-kneed, Yo daddy's bow-legged, and when they walk down the street they spell OK.
Yo mama fell down on the sidewalk and by the time she got back up she made $1.50.
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Which one?
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The1.50$ one
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Your mother is so large, she is literally, perspiring mayonaisse.
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Yo mammas like a vacum machine, she sucks, she blows and gets laid in da closet
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Ur moms like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
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